IToddlers BTFO

iToddlers BTFO

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>portrait video
FOR FUCK'S SAKE

What a cringey ad.
Why did you post this?

Whoa, I hate the Pixel 2 now!

change is good dude lmao

>he doesn't have a verticle monitor beside his horizontal monitor with a 4:3 monitor on the opposite side and a 4k 21:9 t.v above it all
pleb.

wow google's really marketing this thing

>literally every Pixel 2 video on Google's channel is vertical
What the fuck?

>watching this on a vertical monitor
>that makeup
almost fucking puked

normies literally don't even know what a google phone is. they would first buy a samsung and maybe a HTC over a google phone.

To be honest, it feels better on a phone, especially the porn. It's so inconvenient to browse a page and the rotate the phone to watch the video,

>HTC

Nobody buys HTC, that's why they're broke.

Haha! Wow man! My "old" iPhone! Even though its updated to iOS 11.0.2 and it runs perfectly fine its """"""old"""""" now and I should become a brainless consumer and listen to shitty marketing by some autistic corporation. This is like when Pajeet scam callers hit up old ladies and pretend to work at Microsoft to get them into installing their botnet.

>okay okay now uncheck iMessages and go back and go into the Facetime. Now uncheck the Facetime and install Android.

There's no reason to "upgrade" my phone and even if there was I'd still buy something used and older because none of these phones come with headphone jacks anymore.

youtube.com/watch?v=HkRN6xyDVdg

My dick is so confused

Why is Google trying to market their products to the braindeadest of consumers?

Reminder

youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9zSfinwFA

The sad part is that video is official.

what retard hired the person that expected people to watch 3 minute patronizing ads in portrait?

How about no
I don't want your shitty phone

Is that video aimed to 12 year old girls?

braindead consumers are the people buying overpriced phones just to have the latest gadget and fight over brand names. Smart consumers research and chose based on their needs rather than listen to advertising

>I use Google Maps to find record stores
>because I didn't learn where they're at after using it the first 3 times

will you be purchasing a google phone Sup Forums?

BLACKED

I lost interest the moment I heard "no headphone jack".

Do people really accept this shit? Is it worth cutting such an essential port for a 2mm thickness difference? Is it okay because Apple does it?

God I want to creampie her westernised azn butthole so bad. I bet its color matches her lipstick.

not even normies accept this shit. I know plenty of ifags that converted to android over a headphone jack. normies want to use their wired BEATS headphones, not use crappy bluetooth shit.

I hope the no headphone jack on phones becomes standard so we can get some better music players on the market.

SHITTED

the thing is you can still have a headphone jack while making the phone thinner too

youtube.com/watch?v=utfbE3_uAMA

>switching out an iPhone and MacBook for Pixel shit

Literally nobody will do this. This chick still owns an iPhone in real life and uses blue bubbles just like all her friends.

I might be the only black guy here to notice this, but the dude doesnt look happy.

Do you think he is aware that the insta-thot is just using his skin color for controversy and more online attention?

She is not going to look cute with those green text bubbles.

The headphone jack on my Lenovo K5 died (plays music out loud even when headphones are plugged in) since then ive been using a bluetooth dongle thing to connect to my aux port.

Its pretty nice. Im sure there is something like a bluetooth amp you can plug your headphones into which would be pretty sweet.

>I might be the only black guy here
ftfy

if they had a kid, it would look like him.

HTC is notorious for it's shit having a ton of obvious purposely put backdoors
>inb4 MUH SECURITY

>singling your market down to people that can tolerate this
Please tell me this video only shows if you're a seven year old girl.

I don't know much about it but if I do I'll probably swap out the OS for something like Sailfish or something.

WTF I hate this bitch

It's for viewing on your phone so you don't have to tilt the phone, dumbass.

It's a shitty concept but not that hard to grasp. So many fucking retards in this thread

he looks like that one dude from Get Out, the first one to get flashed

You've literally described iPhone users.

Advert for switching from one phone to another phone
>Reeee why is it in a phone format

>Green bubbles

not an argument

she has no tits

Still better than the fake american tits on most 200KG american women. I'd fuck her till my balls turned blue.

based black westbrook

Please dont assume my gender

How will iToddlers EVER recover?

>How will iToddlers EVER recover?
>EVER recover?
>recover
I see what you did there you little shit.

NO EARPHONE JACK

FUCKING PHONEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!