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>meet girl online
>talk to her for a few months
>never flirted with a girl before, playing it safe
>she turns out to have similar political and religious beliefs to myself
>Screw this; it's no better to be safe than sorry
>start being hyper assertive
>get her phone number
>talk to her once, call her a second time and she hangs up on me
When I want something, I don't give up that easily.
>go back to chatting with her, distance myself at first so I don't come off too pushy, slowly close back in
>I think it's going well
>she tells me some dude asked her on a date and she doesn't know what to say
>friendzoned.jpg
When I want something, I don't give up that easily.
>Send her broken heart and frowny face emoticon
>she responds "oh?"
>tell her that I also like her, and have liked her for some time.
>tell her that if she ever visits my area I want to go on a date with her
>she accepts my date offer, says she thought I was being silly when I told her I liked her a few months prior
>tell her that I really am crushing on her, go full alpha and straightforward ask her if she thinks the same of me
>"haha idk maybe. But who doesn't have a crush on you? You're a great guy."
I take this to mean that she is unsure how she feels about me. I think this means she likes me, but is being cautious since in the end I'm an online stranger. To her, there's as much of a chance of me being a catfish as there is her being a catfish to me.
>they said the friendzone was impossible to escape
>implying the friendzone even exists
I've been a beta my whole life, but I decided I liked this girl, so I stepped up to the alpha role and took a ton of risks. Look where it took me.

Guys, the friendzone clearly isn't real. The friendzone is simply a beta containment zone. Be a man and break those chains.

My struggle isn't over yet, but my perseverance is paying off.
If a chronic beta like me was able to man up and do it, any of you can. Go out there and get her, guys.

I BELIEVE IN YOU..

win7 is the manliest of OS's

based south guy

There. I wanted my inspirational story right there at the top.

God exists.

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test

yesssssss

nooooooo

God, some of the chicanos on here are assholes. Sorry, latin america.

baby levels reaching critical

have you guys ever liked your girlfriend so much you don't want to have sex with her?
she's like my only friend.

she's going to go on that date with the other guy anyway frendo

아가들아

just realized filthy frank lowkey look like Barry from bee movie

Oh well, don't worry.

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You don't know that. What sort of fool would I be to give up on a possibility? By doing that, I'm waving a French flag before the battle even started.
And even if she does, she lives far away (assuming she's a real person), so of course she's going to live her life. But now I've earned her respect, too.
If things don't work out with that other guy, I can swooce right in. Maybe convince her to plan a trip to my part of town. If I meet her in person, then things can really get moving.

My phone ALWAYS goes in my left pocket, and my keys ALWAYS go in my right pocket.
Any other way feels so weird.

QUEBECOIS SECEDE FROM /FR/ AND /CUM/:

I'm just trying mount and blade for the first time. It's hard.

Is what this person says at 3:08 true?
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what's your job bro

I'm fine with that.

Well, anyway, yes, papa frank does look like that bee.
So, only one guy then.
Yes.

fell asleep sometime yesterday evening, woke up at 5:30 now fit as fucc
sometimes you need dat 10+ hours of sleep

showering now while blasting this sicc choon
who wit me

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>tfw recognize his pain

It's like I can't go five days without a drink. I start getting anxious and get a little shaky. I'm fine those other days. Then when I do want to drink it's always at least six high alcohol content beers or like ten light beers. This shit sucks.

foreign scum OUT

good riddance

how many times do i need to tell you that we are your forefathers and you can not evict us

Russians can stay.

Nah brother its 9pm. Bed time in a bit after I have a nice cup of comfy time tea and vape some sick clouds

I can go without drinking but when I do drink I can't stop myself I drink myself retarded because I have no self control.

I'm in Cleveland on vacation. How fucked am I?

good song :^)
just broke 3M views

>tfw i never started drinking in the first place

thank fuck

lmao do you like lebron that much you'd vacation there?

i usually don't go one day

Actually, now that I think of it, she was telling me that she wasn't quite comfortable with going on a date with him, and would prefer to get to know him better first.

I guess I'm better off than some.

Nah I have family up here. This city is Detroit tier.

I usually drink until the alcohol is gone or I pass out. That's why I buy as much as I intend on drinking and avoid liquor.

Wait come back if you're real I wanted to help you ;_;

business idea: physically assault people on the street and take their things in order to sell them for money

shes gone, user
lost to the abyss

business idea: *hits vape*

t.nigger

evening fellas

heading out to smoke a joint, you guys wanna join?

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i quit (somehow)

I think that's called theft

>believing that a japanese female is actually posting here

user you're gay

That's it lads, I can't take the loneliness any longer. I'm gonna try and ask the qt girl at work out tomorrow. We've only talked once but we have a lot in common and I sorta let the conversation die, so tomorrow I'm gonna ask her if she wants to hang out some time. I've never asked a girl out in my life and if she says no I'm going to drive a katana through my chest. Btw where's the German at he'll remember me

>americans fight about grocery store chains

top obese

post greentext tomorrow.
i will comb all of /cum/ to find you

Hey! America is nice

nobody is fighting, we all agree publix is good

MUHcDAHNALDS
*eats burger*

Yeah, same. It's hard to do anything productive when you're stoned.

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Literally nobody is doing that

Bah god....

tfw no publix in ohio
kroger is king here

real talk tho price chopper is where its at

I will. I can't guarantee I'll get the chance to talk to her because I only see her when we happen to take a break at the same time or when we're clocking out for the night but I'll update you tomorrow

Kroger is bretty good though. I'm in Michigan and the only places I shop are Kroger and Meijer tb h

huh good song

you do it, and I'll form a business where I collect money from everyone to form a coalition of officers to try and prevent this from happening and punish people from doing it

we'll be RICH!

I really want to have sex with a beautiful pale girl with black hair and green eyes.

:...(

hey guys! really touched up this image. feel free to save it to your computers! and remember, post it in every japanese thread.

evening, guy

where in mich? beautiful cherry and apple growing land or detrioit/flint land?

i think you meant brown eyes

The picture's quite accurate. South Korea is the only white nation in east Asia.

dear chicagoans:
whats the name of that grocery chain that shut down like 2 years ago? i cannot for the life of me remember it

aw thnx user.
i hope you see her tomorrow!
best wishes man

Does your college believes in alternative medicine? Miracle shit etc?

does his mother know

NONONO
Don't say "Sometime"
BE ASSERTIVE
Say "Hey - I'd love to take you to lunch today. You interested?"
IF YOU LEAVE IT ON WEAK TERMS YOU'LL GET SHOT DOWN

NO. I ONLY FUCK WHITE WOMEN.

mom just gave the camerman fuck me eyes and teeth

Chi City Grocers

of course not, nigger
where the fuck do you go?

I remember Sup Forums flipped their shit when they saw the Doom commercial, because Refused doesn't sound like Doom enough for them.

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Let's all agree that Sobeys is the greatest grocery store. Lawblaws and No frills can suck my cock.

fuck off
its dominicks i just remembered

South Korea isn't white.
It's Mongoloid. Like the rest of East Asia.
What's your problem that you're so ashamed of your race that you have to hide behind the accomplishments of another? Don't let the people you're related to define you. Stop worrying about Sup Forums-tier standards and be the man you want to be.

don't tell anyone to fuck off micked, you fuck off

fuck off

no universities are not run by senile grandmothers here

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know what

wow LITERALLY shut up and get out of my thread please faggot.

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frigg off

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