>use android
>get shot
>die
>use iphone
>get shot
>don't die
how will lagdroids ever recover?
oh wait, they can't because they're dead :^)
Use android
Jace Rogers
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Mason Brown
My dad always said he'd rather have me dead than a fag.
I'm sorry for your father.
Connor Carter
her phone was in her pocket so getting shot in the hips or thighs wouldn't be death unless you can't arrive to a hospital hours later.
Cameron Hughes
She got shot in both cases you stupid cunt
Mason Martin
>drop iphone 1 meter
>glass shatters
hardly believe that it can defend against a bullet
Easton Clark
fpbp
Elijah Sanders
Las Vegas shooter used an iPhone too
Kayden Wright
How can droidlets even compete?
Dylan Hernandez
That's a graze at best
Adrian Wright
>don't be a degenerate scumfuck who visits shitholes like Las Vegas
>don't die
Wow, that was hard
Andrew Gonzalez
yeah, shootings like this only happen in vegas, not everywhere in burgerland
Hunter Adams
They don't. 99.9999999% of America is unaffected by mass shootings, you need to remember that America is huge and that it's not one gigantic metropolitan shithole.
Leo Watson
is apple gonna cover that under warranty?
nope
Nolan Moore
What manufacturer would cover a shot phone under warranty?
Jonathan Sanders
AppleCare is a 1 time replacement. Given the PR situation, if she didn't have it, they'd probably make her a deal and do the 1-time replacement after it was shot for $99. I've heard of them doing this for customers on manager approval as well with broken devices.
Ryan Young
cnet.com
Hah, droids have saved people for more than 6 years already
Gavin Brooks
Time flies when you're a fag.
Kevin Hill
If a cellphone stops a bullet then it probably wouldn't have done serious damage to you anyway.
I'm sorry but that's all there is to it. You can check out demoranch to see how poor phones are at stopping bullets.
Jose Lopez
You need Symbian era Nokias if you want to stop AP rounds.
Luke Lewis
apple copying android features, what else is new?
Gavin Walker
>America is contiguous and isn't the most diverse country on the planet in terms of geography race and culture.
Jackson Ortiz
> iphone
> metal
She won't be so lucky next year with the new iPhone 8.
Nathan Barnes
>An American puts on his body armor in preparation for walking down a city street (2017, colorized).
Joseph Sanders
this right here everyone else is just jealous of the US