Why don't you have a gf?

Why don't you have a gf?

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im half spanish and asian

My boss just walked into my bedroom while I opened this thread and now I'm fired.

Thanks OP.

I have, where's your god now huh

Pornography is immoral.

I do have one

i do have a gf

Because I'm not a lesbian.

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>tfw no British redhead gf

the girl i love has a bf

THE JEWS

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Seduce him, it's the only way to get to her.

PLEASE tell me she's been blacked

Not that I've seen, she's done mostly softcore stuff. Has done that Fake Taxi but she's cut her hair short, dyed it blonde and has gotten loads of tattoos.

>Meet ranga girl
>Make her gf
>Find out later that the rang was died and she's actually dirty blond
>Now I'm stuck with a non-ranga gf

fml

does kloe have FAS?

I can't masturbate to chicks wearing a cross, it makes me feel guilty, because she is wearing something sacred while she and me are doing something dirty.

Because I grew up in a household without women and some very traumatizing memories of my mother. I think. Also I'm not super attractive.

Because roasties have nothing against the dick

How? clearly you're fucking your boss.

>see pic of naked lady
>expect it to always have a dick
fuck you Sup Forums

>she and me

But I have, a 2D one

You don't pretend to be having sex with the girl you're masturbating to?

>see qt on the bus
>she smiles at me
>immediately get off the bus and get the next one

Because I'm ugly and anti social

I had, twice.

are you the one taking the picture?

I have a wife.

Nah, i'm at the top;

>Be at one of those sushi restaurants that sends the sushi around on a belt
>Looking for a specific type of sushi
>Make eye contact with Jap qt several times, she smiles
The pain is real.