>at work
>be 5"7
>walk into a room to get some stuff
>as i walk in i hear a girl tell two other girls she likes tall guys
>"user looks like you're out of luck hehe"
>"okay"
>"it's okay to be short user"
>"well it's just a preference, for example, I don't date fat chicks"
>they all gasp
>have a meeting with HR tomorrow, for body shaming
What do bros? Am i kill?
tell them I say they're being hypocrites and I'm a girl
I'm a girl btw
>body shaming
>in serbia
wow our culture really does penetrate everyone
do you wear our denim jeans and listen to our pop music too
>yfw you never know if this guy was bantering or if he really thinks it was serbian flag
that's the joy of america
one giant country of poe's law.
happy birthday OP, hope things work out for you ;)
too bad this didn't really happen and you're just a loser neet haha
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yeah, too bad he didnt get in trouble at work haha
you kill me australia, you are the best at bantz
>7/28/16
>OP NA#5
>SAMny
>Bitcnes
ok
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>◡◡
>7/28/16
>OP baes
>granny
>bitches
?
it says OP likes skinny bitches
Thank you i didnt want to jerk off tonight but Goddamn
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Ask why you're getting called in for bodyshaming fatties but they're not for bodyshaming manlets
Knowing Sup Forums you might as well just be a tranny or a former fatty with gyno.
no, it clearly says "OP òA@g gh*nny Bitcneg"
isn't there more?
YOU KNOW THE RULES
Mate, gyno is not full blown tits.
depends man, had an offensive lineman on my football team with legitimate female tits
>>be 5"7
Stopped there.
>americans "sports"
post butt
In Australia if you're short where women are taller than you then they laugh at you, beat you up and fuck you with their strapons. You got off easy.
>body shaming
>Croatia
I don't believe you OP.
>be 176 cm
>browsing clothes in store
>the female mannequins showcasing the standard sizes are all 184 cm at least
hahahah ubij se čovječuljak
If you were an American or Swedish flag I would believe you.
They were bodyshaming you first. I don't see the problem here. Bitches being hypocrites, tell your HR that.
I once had that thing with Muslims.
>her: my family wants me to date a Muslim
>me: oh, I can't come home with foreigners
>*gasp*
Today was a good day.
YOU KNOW THE RULES
FACE OR GTFO
>be me 173cm
>195ish friend calls me a manlet because also uses Sup Forums
>get called manlet on Sup Forums
>have had 2 decent girlfriends and been with 5 other girls
>most people on Sup Forums are virgins
>my 195 friend was a kv virgin until he paid for sex
>most successful people i know with girls are 175ish and 170ish
>go to gym with a 190ish guy he gets no gains and quits while i get ez gains
manlets alrite life
>things that never happened
I like how the neo-r9k culture has made being a loser-virgins so confident and that its so prevalent that literally having sex or having success with woman is now considered implausible.
Manlet gains never happen either of course ahah
You've done good niko
Same people different alphabet
Actually Serbian can be officialy written in both Latin and Cyrilic, so not even different alphabet. Different religion more like it.