Why are you still a virgin?
Which of these best describe you?
Why are you still a virgin?
Which of these best describe you?
a less hyperbolic "WHY ME" such that vidya consumes me entirely in escapism
I just have low sexual drive and i dont find cultivating relationships with people in general worth my time. So i guess i fall into the autistic freak category.
Where is the "I have given up" tier. I just don't care anymore.
Please extend this image and make me into a strawguy too.
The "I don't give two fucks about that" one.
My social skills almost entirely prevented me from getting anywhere with a chick, god forbid making friends. I had 0.001% friends for the entire 4 years of high school and barely have had what qualify as friends while in college/university.
Meanwhile almost all the girls I've had a slight chance with I met through the fucking internet and most of them have boyfriends now.
I'm like a combination of them all
make one for me where the guy thinks hes really good looking and funny and its just a matter of time until he finds a girl to bone, hes just been unlucky so far
also, deep down in his subconscious he knows thats all bullshit and hes probably ugly and weird
I am the phoney. How do I overcome this?
That's like the denialist
no it isnt
i guess its denial but if you read the denialist its different
im nothing like that guy
Two coworkers have asked me if I'm a virgin and I lied to them multiple times about having sex and how I "used to have" a girlfriend. Feels bad man.
Neither, really, although #3 is probably the closest.
hmm I guess you're right
Closer to the phoney desu.
Where's the I'm fat option?
its not fucking close to any of them
it doesnt even slightly resemble any of them
I should add that I'm actually a mix of why me and phoney. Also literally just turned 19 so I have a year to pull this off. What do? I've talked to girls on a serious level at parties but I think I just don't flirt. Help me non virgins
>I've talked to girls on a serious level at parties but I think I just don't flirt. Help me non virgins
Do it until it becomes natural
I just turned 22. I honestly just try not to care and accept that if/when I form a relationship with some chick sex is going to be a weird thing to approach.
So close to the "why me" that it's sad.
>Why are you still a virgin?
Probably because of autism which makes me to obsess over something so much that anything else, including girls, only barely register at all. Girls have initiated conversations with me, but generally seem to lose interest after I can't remember their faces or names even after months.
>Which of these best describe you?
None of them seem to hit very close.
i am not
wish you luck guys
I'm literally The Phoney, except that I don't really lie about being a virgin.
I'm not, but when I was, I was the "Why Me" type. I definitely wasn't the first one of my friends to lose my virginity - it just takes different people different lengths of time!
Same dude. At this point my friends are working on getting me laid. I have a feeling they'll just start telling girls to fuck me, so win win
Just keep getting older and you'll turn into the denialist.
I don't know, I try not to think about it too much.
oh god I can't deny this without therefore becoming a denialist
What have you done nigger
Stop drinking your own cum, creep.
It feels like shit not to be a virgin 2bh.
The phoney except for the cum part
Why? Do you have any idea how many shitty thoughts and situations in your life you'll never have to have dealt with not being a 20+V?
>Can pass as normie
>Has friends, job, social life
>Friends are convinced I've had sex before. After all, who hasn't at my age?
>Spend all day focusing on work, hobbies, or shitposting, because every time I'm alone with my thoughts, I sink into a puddle of depression
>Seeing happy couples, qt grills, and media depictions of love (especially teenage love) can sometimes literally ruin my day as I slip into an episode of self-loathing and regret
>Will probably commit suicide in 30s from crushing loneliness and self-hate
What am I, a "Why Me?" or a Phoney?
Do you tell people that you're not a virgin if they ask?
Sex is overrated
>Sex is overrated
Nah it feels bretty good.
Honestly feels like penis was INTENDED to go into vagina
That's not what most of the problem is at all.
Where is the "fat fuck and 2 lazy to work out". Also how cares?
I am much like you, but I simply stopped caring. Since you're single and working, you probably have a decent amount of disposable income and live fairly comfortably. I do too, so it's good to think about whether having a gf is financially even worth it
I have a girlfriend and have sex often. In hindsight though I wouldn't recommend it women are shit.
sex will not make you happy
just saying
this.
Also work keeps so much of my time a wank from time to time dose it for me.
Yes, I lie. But fortunately my sex life rarely comes up.
It's more the idea that somehow you've gone your entire life being considered worthy by anyone of any sort of physical intimacy, that for some reason you've been found too repulsive or are too awkward to form enough of a connection with another human being to get anywhere past the stage of "friend" and the fear that maybe it will always be that way, wondering just the fuck is wrong with you and why you can't somehow will yourself past this invisible barrier that most people are completely unaware of.
It's not like fucking a hooker would magically change anything.
a less dramatic version of the "why me" i guess.
I spent 22 years of my life rejecting propossals of sex because I wanted my first time to be special. Like, I had the chance since I was 12, but always made up excuses.
I regret so bad, I lived so much time as a virgin that in the end when I lost my virginity it felt like nothing... I only fucked 3 different girls, but having sex feels like a complete waste of time and money.
Stop "romanticizing" sex so much...
On the other hand I miss my friends, we splat out because each one have their own duties, and fuck... I miss so much being able to spend time with friends... I'll change being a virgin my whole life for being able to spend time with my friend at least just a little every day.
I know I may have done something wrong, but in the end I didn't really wanted to have sex, and ended forcing myself to do it beause social pressure.
It ws utter shit 2bh.
if a girl is willing to spend time with you between 4 eyes, then on its on you to try
some will reject you and its gona be really awkward
but lots of them are easily pushed into it, they get a huge amount of validation by getting fucked
You ever wonder if women can be virgins because of being a sperg the same way a man can? For some reason being outgoing and confident is super important to women. Men don't give a shit and will always drag you along, they never want to lead in a relationship.
this is close to me too.
lots of people assume im a normie even though im quite autistic and have no friends.
I am deluded about how good I will be when I have sex. I always find stuff out I didn't know about female bodies. For example untiil last week I thought that a clitoris had a hardened foreskin which was protecting the ovaries, but apparently the ovaries are in the stomach
I am doomed if I have sex.
>willing to spend time with you between 4 eyes
?????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿????
The clitoris has a hood and it's around the top of the vulva. Do ... you... watch porn?
The Denialist for sure, sex is overrated
I think the most appropriate for me would be "why me". But I'm even more pathetic, given how easy it is to get laid in my country.
None of these describe me. I ligitimately just don't care.
Yet
I guess I fall in "The romeo" category, minus the anime advice, I dont watch anime.
the why me i guess
None.
Right now I have no time for any relationships because education and I'm too stupid to study and have life at the same time. Moreover, I'm unattractive and boring, so I will probably give up on it when uni is over and just become a wageslave in some other country.
>inb4 denialist
I am the phoney so much it hurts but I have never tasted my own cum, also borrow a lot of traits from the denialist
You're me with a job. If I have time to think, I start thinking about how I'll die alone.
the why me
I fucking hate myself
Not really any of those
I know I'm far from being ugly but I still have low self esteem and I'm also shy as fuck
I'm definitely not awkward with girls but I'm not really good at keeping conversations going so I just keep them short and quick
Because sex is a commodity that is IMO probably overpriced
I don't resemble any of these
Where is the option for being Tom Cruise?
I'm The "Why Me?" minus the lovey dovey beta attitude
Phoney, I have literally been sharing a bed with a naked woman that i had been snuggling with all night.
She just didnt want too.
Fucked up upbringing which ended decimating my self-esteem
I'd say the mommy issues one but in the last years Ive been feeling better and no longer resent women. Still have a mild distrust of them tho.
Phoney.
I think i might be the "why me" and "denialist"
>Lose virginity
>you've still had less sex than the average person
>women have already been pumped and dumped dozens of times
>women are all whores and they only want to use you
>ywn have a proper relationship
>you will either have to settle or be a jaded and rarely have sex
None of those, I'm disinterested in women and whenever I feel horny I just watch some porn and there goes all my desire to talk to or be with women for the week.
Also I really enjoy having all the money I earn to myself.
I don't resent women or anything really, I just don't care much for them. I'm actually really happy with my life as it is, I never think or feel the urge to get a girlfriend. I think to myself "I could be playing video games this afternoon or talking to a girl, which one do I prefer?" Currently over 3000 hours clocked into Dota 2. 1500 into Fallout New Vegas and about 200 into Overwatch already.
I'm surprised that there isn't a super religious/ grew up in a super religious community virgin
Holy shit are you me? Sex and relationships just require too much effort, I'd rather do something else.
I switch between denialist and why me quite a bit
Not a virgin, but I'm 26 and I've had sex a grand total once in my life (about two years ago), also never had a gf. I'm a definite "why me?", with a dash of "phoney" (I have friends and can talk to girls, just not in a romantic way, I've also been yoctometers from sex more times than I can count) and "romeo" (the oral sex one... well, yeah)
The Phoney desu, except for the last part. I would never even dream of eating my own cum. I must say, I did come close to scoring but I decided not to at the last chance because I thought "I could do better". Sadly I regret it.
I've had a gf from my 16th till 21st and probably had sex 1500 times. After that, I've basically only had sex 4 times with 2 different girls in 2 years time. I've kind of lost my mojo and desire to have sex because it feels like 'i've already seen that', and kinda feel like I want to focus on something else in life right now in stead of spending so much time, energy and money into getting into someones pants, and it also scares me. Doesn't make me a virgin, but I feel like I share a lot of these feelings with you guys.
Yee boy, go to work in the morning (posting during my break), go eat at a restaurant for lunch then go home and play video games all afternoon while listening to music, shitposting and jerking off whenever you feel like it. House is silent and tidy.
I do what I want whenever I want, I have so much money I don't know what to spend it on and my life is just comfy at maximum.
I can't be fucking bothered with relationships, too much of a hassle, would rather play games.
The Phoney perfectly describes me. Especially "has gotten so close to sex that it's funny" part. Fucking hell, I'm an idiot.
The mommy issues because I identify with this paragraph:
>Will scoff and mutter to himself if he hears the laughter of a group of girls
You're young and distracted by simply living your lives, but you're going to want intimacy one day, and it's going to suck when you realize just how long you've gone without working on those skills or taking advantage of how much easier it would have been to get a girlfriend in the past had you been prepared to do so.
Nah. Fuck off.
Good luck.
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Religious beliefs.
lel. you need to learn some biology my man,
but you don't actually need to know that stuff to have sex, just put your dick in and thrust. it's hard wired into your brain, you'll work it out
27 and had sex once. It's a mix of standards that are too high with average looks. Even pussymagnet degree doesn't help if you are to far gone. I simply stopped carrying.
Why is anything going to suck, that I've not wasted my time with women when I was doing things I enjoy more?
I'll be sad that I am inexperienced with women because I chose to do things that are more enjoyable? What a load of bull.
And what if I never want to find a partner or intimacy. I sincerely hope they make robot wives soon, I'd much sooner buy one of those than try to get a girlfriend. I'm sure the robot won't bitch, piss, moan and nag me to buy her things.
I'm over 30 and why me.;_;
Companionship, with its occasional negatives, is not without reward. Believe you'll be satisfied if you want to; it's not my life, but having been in your situation I see it's not as simple as I thought it was and I'm just giving you a fair warning.
I'm a virgin and I don't really think any of them describe me.
Friends can satisfy you emotionally, without forcing you into a relationship that can strain you financially.
I'm not a virgin but im still the phoney and the denialist
I'm a ugly
Even if I go to the gym and have nice clothes i'll be a butterface
Phoney is hitting very close to ho,e
It's not the same, and the older friends get the less they'll be around as they invest themselves into their own relationships and families. It happens to everybody. People just won't have the time to bullshit with you when on top of work they have to tend to a wife and kids, and occasoinally in laws and cousins that come with an extended family.
Well maybe then I don't want to be burdened with relationships & children.
What if I tell you that I'm gay and have no interest in raising a family.
Denialist master race desu, I don't care if you find me pathetic cause I just don't care.