ITT: Joke Countries

>still named after a foreign king
>too many languages (all them shitty)
>no original culture to speak of
>weakest military in the world
>can't endure a typhoon without losing thousands
>can't recover from a typhoon even years after it hits
>literally the most dangerous place on earth for journalists (CNN and BBC both report on the Philippines using correspondents based in Bangkok)
>Catholicism (lol)
>most mongrel genetics on earth
>can't rescue hostages without killing them
>getting curbstomped by China
>humps America's leg to this day even after Uncle Sam genocided and colonized their inferior ass from 19th to 20th century
>accent sounds like bastardized island spic

I could go on but I think you get the idea.
>Muslims everywhere beheading people

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>KEKED between france and japan
>calls it "good diplomacy"
>invades vietnam-occupied laos
>fails like fuck
>incapable of industrializing
>shitty military
>turns fascists
>side with japs
>AFTER being invaded by them
>switch side immediately after brits reach western border
>cucked by both US and China
>receive more aid than south korea
>still fucking poor ass shits
>STILL believe in pre-modern institution of monarchy
>coups every 6 months
you got something to talk about thailand?

>thousand year of existence
>still a aid infested sex tourist shithole
yeah hows that working for you

>still named after a foreign king
america is named after a italian commoner

>feel a penis

None of that offends me.

>you got something to talk about thailand?

This is all I need.

And this:
youtu.be/qCbKfkrT92I

You tell me.

washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2015/12/01/u-s-marine-convicted-of-killing-filipino-transgender-woman/

Flips are a bunch of tranny faggots that get choked out and drowned in toilets by US marines.

Sums up your whole country really.

Holy shit I forgot that I replied to your thread and two hours later I find this. Lmaaaaaaaaaoooooo.

Thailand, I grant you the title of most autistic poster on Sup Forums. Congratulations ahahahahahah

Filipino girls are great though

>girls

See

Duterte's death squads

>thailand
>talking about trannies
kek

Don't listen to the lady boy Philippines, you're based as fuck and we love you

>implying you're fooling anyone

Nice try, Barango.

Aww thank you, Edward.

bitch we got about the same culture as Mexico. See we got drugs and migrating peoples and cartel wars and open borders (SO OPEN CHINA CAN GO IN AND CLAIM OUR ISLANDS KEK)

>>still named after a foreign king
It wasn't foreigner when It was from Spain

seriously. you live in a country that fucking sucks.
you have laughable basic infrastructure, and the streets smell of rotten foods during the entire rain season.

your culture attracts pedophiles.

Same here.
Ph. are awesome.

your state lacks general security and is continuously bombarded by bombs and terror attacks that NOBODY CARES ABOUT.

Thank Japan for colonizing you. :^)

and still your military finds the time to have coups to extend its power every 6 months.

your country's sex industry is globally notorious.

>failpenis is so great, that's why its citizens live all over the world!

TopKek.

Thailand is a joke country

Your entire population is transvestite hookers that love foreigners

Also, your king shot his brother

flips are fine in south korea we south koreans usually don't dislike them but your cheap whores and illegal low wage workers are big trouble here fuck shithole thailand

>all these butthurt flip migrant workers

and is the centre of human sex and slave trafficking.

seriously, at least we kill ourselves for first world problems. you're probably too poor to kill yourselves

if only you were colonised by france and britain, then you would be even more prosperous than right now! amirite?

kek gook
at least thailand doesnt have 50 000 US soldiers deployed on their land, meanwhile korea .......
I hear even the korean goverment promotes prostitution of korean women near the US military bases
so the korean goverment is just a big pimp

Your country is shit, that's why you live in Seoul instead of Manila, Barango.

Your mistake was being this obvious.

The US has its citizens living all around the world. Your point?

Don't bother, it's obvious he's a flip maid working in SK.

He's probably considered lower than dogshit over there.

japan, germany, turkey, iceland all have US troops in their country. your point being?

>thai
>tae
explain this

They don't have trannies drowning in toilet bowls like your people, Barango.

>he
>maid
ooh yeah, please tell me more thailand about male working in female professions

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>flip maid in America

Your parents must be SO proud.

>he stopped replying in my posts
I thought i was getting free you's in here
fuck you

kek at you gook
go and waste 2 years of your youth on the military

kek i'm not a flip flips are welcoming here flips girls are really intergrate well fucking thai drag whores

hot

>t. poor latin american sex touristic 3rd world shithole

>being too ashamed to admit you're a flip monkey

Kek. Obviously, he just doesn't have a better comeback.

>LITERALLY
>SHITHOLE
>POOREST AFTER BOLIVIA
your economy, man. it makes me kek so hard

>Too Many Southeast Asians in SK

You people had a chance to be a Latin country, your best literature (yes, you do actually have culture) is in Spanish. Blame the Americans for reversing hispanization and not allowing the Japanese to colonize you, they could've turned you into Hawaii after WWII...

On Muslims, cut the gangrene, give them an island, acknowledge their independence but don't make the same mistake as India, make it clear all Muslims are to leave, cut the gangrene.

If you ever decide you want back into the Hispanic world I'm sure we could all pull together to help you, but it would require your population wanting that... It would be cool to reinstate the old Nao from Acapulco to Manila, why you people didn't stick with us after independence I'll never understand... Arguably you might still be having some beheadings, but high human development and leaders who beat the Americans at trade...

Why do you like thailand so much, el canadiANO sin una hoja?

I like phillipines but fillipino no like me :(

I'm so sorry, we were just too far away from you, hermanos.

implying we want them back.

they are useless chinks, they can go to hell along with half of your shithole

t. espaƱoliANO

Fuck off, Jorge.

wow you still hold our alphabet, jaja can be this "country" be more cucked??

>mexican intellectuals

youtube.com/watch?v=ZFCqRB9R9hs

nice bait, I rate it ladyboy/10.

If your gonna shitpostcthis hard, atleast make an effort to include Marcos and Dutdut.

Yeah maybe you people haven't realized it yet, but it's kinda like the UK trying to dictate terms to the US, we were the one country in Latin America who actually gave a fuck about you during most of the 20th century and our region is the only hope you have of a more relevant future than being the Western Poland in the EU... I'm white, btw, and very proud of Visigoth heritage, seven centuries my ancestors fought to free their land from the moors and you people are giving it back to them in a generation with no shots fired... Seriously... Fix the mess in Equatorial Guinea and put enough Spanish blood to civilize them, Latin America re-colonizes the Philipines, we end up with a pressence in all continents... But no you people would rather get culturally enriched by Moors because Berlin has an agenda. Como quieras Venancio...

India, everytime we banter you end up crying...

>those comments

Gooks BTFO.

Kek the thai ladyboy trying to diss my boy Phillipines.
They amight not speak spanish but in my heart i still consider them our latino brothers

so what? your cunt is literally the asian whore capital of asia.

Os queremos, Ecuador

They have to pay for those white elephants somehow...

I love you all guys, including Taeland :3

they are manwhores and underage girls just have some mercy

At least we can speak our own native language. Can't say the same for other Latin Americans. Besides, you're cucked by Romans for using their alphabet.

The only thing that con be considered a joke in this thread is your post itself.
It's so full of completely inaccuracy and complete ignorance I don't even know where to begin holy shit.

Hesus Maryosep, the stupidity, it burns!

It's called Western civilization and most of us descend from Europeans to at least some degree so it is our rightful culture as well...

i cant belive you are that retarded my visigoth friend we cannot be relevant anymore; now what matters is manpower thats why shitholes like china or india have the upper hand.
this is not the XVI century where quality (tercio) beats quantity (french/natives aka your people)

we are rome paquiao, my king holds the title of roman emperor so ive got no problem with that

Gooks

BTFO.

YOUR MEN ARE LITERALLY CRYING FROM ALL THE WOMEN ADDICTED TO WHITE COCK.

The king also has the title of king of Jerusalem, I guess we're jews too.

tell that to your sister, really - isn't she enjoying that white cock immensely?

Here I'll link it again.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZFCqRB9R9hs

This is too good.

Too perfect.

Your women love

BIG.

WHITE.

COCK.

Not your 9cm.

Seriously, that may be the case for you but we are headed to become the world's 5th-6th largest economy and Aztecs are quality and a proud people, I'll certainly throw my lot in with my country... This is the reason we Hispanos have always lost against Anglos, you against England and we against the US, too much preocupation with having the "right" people in power, not the most capable... Latin America will integrate, with Brasil also amongst the world's toop economies in the future, and Argentina and Colombia now on a good track and potentially also with the capability to one day become powerful economies, we will own the world's least populated and most resource rich (per capita) region in the planet. Meanwhile you'll be a shrinking, aging country full of Arabs... It's not about beating China and India is about a better living standard for our people...

I love you guys more than ever now

>does not have comeback
>C+V
kek

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Philippines should be nuked, honestly.

at least they're not the designated sick fuck country

Genocide all of the Philippinos.
Replace them with hapas.
Give the country a new name, language, flag, identity.
They would quickly turn first world and Japan would be its best ally.

>b8 thread for Flips.
>South Korean and Thaicuck shooting war instead.
When have pinoys transcended b8s? Im pretty sure Flips are the easiest to bait people in SEA.

And we love you too Philipines but as long as your people don't speak Spanish it's all going to be Platonic. At the very least ditch the Arab...

What's a flip doing in Hunland anyway?

1. you are not aztec, most probably you are a mixure between indio, negro and castillian
not matters what lies the government implements in your schools in order to make a plastic national spirit. That leads to

2. you are not hispano people form the iberian peninsula are hispanos at best you are an cultural enriched latin american

3. Latin America will never integrate you are way too different that you need some power that owns and commands you (virreinatos ) and thanks to treacherous cunts like Bolivar and friends that nexus was destroyed..


I dont hold any grundge against mexico but unfortunately for you you will be a shithole forever

go home white pig san.

sephardics can have free spanish nationality directly and apparently 20% of our population have jewish blood even if we had the inquisition behind them
israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/128716

Masteral studies but cannot afford studying/plain living in Germandom.

We dont speak arabic. That was just consuelo de bobo for the Muslims who use it as a liturgical language.

>South Korean

He's a flip day laborer in Seoul roleplaying a flag.

1. No, I'm white, it means all my ancestors go back to Spain. And none of them are Castillian btw, they're from Valencia and the Basque country... Also, we don't have blacks, the first time I saw an African in the flesh was in Madrid in fact... We are heirs to the Aztecs, Nahua peoples are historically the largest contributor of blood to mestizaje and our largest remaining group of indigenous peoples, we are Aztecs in the same way we are Latins, none of us are Roman legionaires either...

2. The distinction between Criollos and Peninsulares was precissely the reason we declared independence, thanks for reminding me.

3. But we are, Mexico is doing it through Alianza del Pacifico and there's Mercosur on the Atlantic, do you think only Europe can manage a union, how is that working out?

I'll make sure to celebrate when our Catalan brothers achieve their independence, hopefully Asturias, Navarra and the Basque will follow and they can all be rid of people like you...

That just makes us even more cucked
Basically if you still have natives/high blood mixing and didn't go full genocide mode, you were cucked by the spanish brev