disneyland edition
/brit/
Gavin Clark
Dominic Rivera
korean pop
Jack Gonzalez
cara
Carter Gomez
Kyary in a mask
Parker Sanders
kazzer
David Gutierrez
moggers
Landon Fisher
en.wikipedia.org
sending my son here, is it a good school?
Jose Taylor
fb.com
fucking love partridge
Elijah Bell
...
Lucas Ward
went there recently
I mean some years ago but thats recent I guess
Logan Gutierrez
Somali girl let me ask you
Jose Adams
Detecting high levels of runt activity in this thread
Grayson White
DO NOT EVEN DARE TO GIVE IT ANY ATTENTION.
Adam Jenkins
Lucky it wasn't Alans Internet DiSciples
Anthony Long
wew
more
Ayden Sanchez
>How many cards in a deck of playing cards?
>53
kek
KEK
Juan Price
too many matthew ludford's in this thread for my piking
Landon Ramirez
just chicken breast
Christopher Martin
youtu.be
fucking dentists man
Logan Green
You forgot the "how to play poker" card
Wyatt Phillips
wonder if someone would be able to contact tim in twitter DMs or something and send him a bunch of posts of from here (about him obv)
would be kinda funny but tragic at the same time because he would just go mental
Aiden Smith
15 pounds for 3 pizzas is a good deal.
Ryan Jackson
2-10, J Q K A
52 I assume?
Brayden Cox
Really worried for this Vinay chap.
He seems pretty decent and hard working, but I can't help but think Timmy's going to attempt to kill him one day.
Justin Sanders
*walks past you on the stairwell*
oi oi
Robert Cooper
He might harm a DHL deliveryman first
Jace Edwards
oi oi he says
Carter Evans
t. matthew
Dylan Jackson
APD needs putting out of business
Andrew Peterson
...
Colton Collins
Would you call child services if a girl living in the house next to you argued and screamed with her mother multiple times every day?
Connor Peterson
oi oi he says. look at im scootch away
Jayden Martin
need everyone in this thread out of business
Parker Johnson
Cringequads
Alexander Carter
writings of a mad man to be honest.
only if i wanted to be a cunt
Charles Russell
no? don't ruin families because you can't wank in peace you twat
Anthony Brooks
>Coogan is now older than Alan Partridge
Austin Miller
Tim is more normie than me
Robert Anderson
someone post the van pic edit
Gavin Stewart
forgot the jokers
Nolan Gomez
>all those unread notifications
Hunter Collins
once they get involved they never leave even if its for something retarded like a teenager arguing with her parents. don't ruin their life faggot.
Henry Wood
Would you call 911 if there was an illegal mexican living next door? lel
Christian Parker
Alan's like 56 so no.
Joseph Carter
worst general since howe this is
Ayden Thomas
No, I'd email immigration, like I do for the russians and brazillians in my street
Easton Smith
they'd just give them health care and some $ for food
Daniel Morris
Ayden Morris
Cameron Reed
really worried what might happen to dhl bear lads
Chase Long
What the fuck
Xavier Nguyen
No, I would call immigration services
Oliver Brooks
>russians and brazillians on the same street
How are you alive?
Brandon Perry
why are your lanes zig zags?
Isaac Kelly
...
Gavin Johnson
Watched "The Nice Guys" last night
Alright film but wasn't that funny
At most there were a few "heh" moments but nothing more
Jaxson Nelson
Approaching a crossing / school
Isaac Thompson
That was 1997 lad
Benjamin Morales
>another decade of Tory rule imminent
God bless Corbyn voters
Carson Murphy
genuinely didn't know he was an actor in britain. i just thought he was an older guy who caught a break late. he's in a shitty show called happyish here.
Ryder Gomez
might marathon this tonight
Nolan Walker
gentle reminder that racism = prejudice + power
Dylan Gutierrez
ah yes let's make our party completely unelectable, that's a great idea
Chase Richardson
Does the character age though? Or is he just perpetually middle-aged? He'd be in his mid-60s now and Coogan doesn't wear make-up to appear older when he plays him anymore.
Dominic Allen
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?
Aaron Martin
Ah Yes Cara, I see Cara as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Cara is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Cara does it for me.
Ryan Thomas
just sent tim a letter bomb lol
Ayden James
he was also in night at the museum you pleb
Levi Edwards
>another decade of Tory rule imminent
Ah yes higher immigration levels, worse public services and Greece tier pay.
Jack Cooper
life is getting good lads
Lincoln Moore
you can't marathon one film mate
Aiden Davis
>"Tory"
Literally a centrist liberal party
Luke Rodriguez
Watch The Trip.
Benjamin Moore
Reported to child services
Cameron Miller
excellent
Chase Brooks
really? I just sent him some ricin haha
Justin Allen
just sent tim a nuclear weapon through DPD
Aaron Wood
>take mdma
>feel like shit for the next 4 days
ahh yes
Nolan Hughes
I think the character does age and is mid 60s. Says on wiki he doesn't have to wear make-up any more.
Jonathan Gray
told you to enjoy your burnt receptors
dumb normie runt :)
(ps. you don't have permission to reply to me)
Austin Thomas
just sent tim my love
William Taylor
went on a lads holdiday a few weeks ago and got on it 7 days straight, LITERALLY just starting to feel normal again now and i got back on the 2nd
Aiden Reed
Got my hair cut early, the girl smell so nice. Wish she would be my gf.
Isaiah Adams
>the fucking ant dies saving the kids form a giant scorpion
Fuck, this is dark for a kid film
Dominic Martinez
why would you ever think this is a good idea? it doesn't even feel nearly as good after a couple days in a row
mong
Joshua Jenkins
>wasting the whole month cos you took mdma
literal degenerate
Samuel Harris
>getting your hair cut by women
uhhhhhhh mate?
Elijah Lee
fucking kek you complete and utter runt
normies deserve themselves
Bentley James
*replies to you*
now what? You're the runt twat you mong, stay in your lane
took a 200mg xtc yesterday evening im literally dead inside
Mason Diaz
Slaughterin' the bourgeoisie
David Evans
probably did nothing by the 3rd day
Connor Allen
oi oi he says
Julian Ward
>letting blokes stroke your head and make small talk while your head is at chest height
bit gay innit?
Nathan Gray
Do you remember inviting frogs in to /brit/?
Nah i don't either
Justin Bell
Need a slideshow of all tims facebook selfies scrolling really fast set to mad world if im honest
Justin Morgan
What's wrong with that?
Samuel Scott
where you been recently
Isaiah Moore
exceptional post
excellent business idea
Aaron Diaz
>Breaking News: Honeysuckle Weeks is missing
Xavier Reed
Mosques are absolutely terrible eyesores