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Derby edition

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on my way home now from dublin

derby is a shithole

First for Norway's only relevant song


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tim nice but dim

Third for Yorkshire

she wants a man from brum

are kazzer tbqh lads

I'd be saying the same thing if you we're a brit. You're obnoxious as fuck and clearly on the autism spectrum for arguing this long about something so stupid. Fuck off

I'm pulling up on MCs like DID YOU WRITE THAT BAR FOR US?!

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*pronounces Derby as Der-bee*

this

I rode a donkey in Markeaton Park once.

тbh

ahhh it's mad

whats next
ride of the valkyries?

good lad

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nicholas jaar

Just filtered Tim. Should have done it sooner desu

>2-3 replies is a long argument
you're a bit dim I see

say there's a car full of friends and they're coming to the ends cuz.....

are jez lads

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nobody expects the samefag

BIG DINGALING
0121 WE RUN DIS TING

>Bender

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!

Every year two weeks in probably the same crappy all inc hovel in the middle of a generic tourist resort surrounded daily by fat sun-burnt oiks in string vests with England flags hanging off their balconies eating awful imposter fried breakfasts whilst watching endless reruns of Only Fools and Horses.
Utter heathens with the immagination of a pot noodle.
Their only attempt at blending in with Spanish culture is getting "dos cervezas" off "Manuel".
Which fills them with a great sense of achievement.

It's basically a horrific Tenegrief version of Groundhog Day for a fortnight.

You would literally have to pay me to be there.

on my way home now from Derby
3rd time this financial quarter

Eloise tbqh

bit cold out?

*assumes your gender*

going to have to be a prick to the gf for a few months until she breaks up with me because I don't want to do it myself tbqh

Off for an interview lads

might be going to yankland for work

bit excited desu las, everything is happening so quickly

need a gyal to wine pon mi cocky

just been diagnosed with the brum man syndrome
what do

>there are 2, but it doesn't matter since you should be eating good food instead you fucking pleb

what happens here?

When will this movie be released?

why the long face lad

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How about something more British desu

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>Water Music was purposed to help King George steal some of the London spotlight back from the prince, who at the time, worried that his time to rule would be shortened by his father's long life, was throwing lavish parties and dinners to compensate for it. The Water Music's first performance on the Thames was the King's way of reminding London that he was still there and showing he could carry out gestures even grander than his son's. At about 8 p.m. on Wednesday, 17 July 1717, King George I and several aristocrats boarded a royal barge at Whitehall Palace, for an excursion up the Thames toward Chelsea. The rising tide propelled the barge upstream without rowing. Another barge, provided by the City of London, contained about 50 musicians who performed Handel's music.

brits are gay

Looks like a bit of a white bleached paki desu

MY DINGALING
MY DINGALING
I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH MY DINGALING

in 6 days

derby escorts lads
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Did you just

cock up yuh bumper sit down pon it

hahaha his name is bender lads top banter

That's a big lake

don't fucking copy my post you cretin

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you thought she was moving young but she's going on dumb cuz

boom bye bye in a yanky bwoy head

I'm cornish

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hol up, big fatty riddimz comin through

hate crimes mostly

*copies your post*

remove this please

kinda feel like just going to bed desu

need a gyal to wine pon mi cocky

>i don't do anything without a condom

*copies your post*

>feel like going to bed
>friends inevitably going to try and drag me out later tonight

someone threw a bag of sick at my van

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>MY DINGALING
>MY DINGALING
>I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH MY DINGALING

poo poo desu

*beats you all up easily*

on my way to rochdale to put a certain paki out of business

*copies your post*

*clears thorat*

ALL STAND FOR THE BRITISH NATIONAL ANTHEM
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>£80 for half hour
don't even have that in my bank account damnit

how you gwan steal man's post?
pussyole get bussup inna head

listening to our tim (hecker)

shagging a girl from the clubs without a condom is just not fucking worth it.

last two times i've done it I've panicked for days about any slight itch I've had near my willy

Also, definitely came inside a british bird while I was studying at york Uni for a year. Maybe I have a british child

(Jheeze)

*copies your post*

it's a lough
Last bastion of White in the British isles

Last place you can proudly fly a Union flag

literally woke up

>be at a festival
>see this

what do

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good morning dess

Doxxed the Australian grime poster

fuck off inbred derbyfags

notts #1 midlands

Northern Ireland is a depressing shithole.

>brits

I think she's a model and that's Coachella
But I'd watch the booty jiggle

Look at her bum for a bit and then do something else

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t. Fenian

Reminder that ulster was using a Russian proxy and is now using a Brazilian proxy

Do not engage with him under any circumstances

Who /ilson/ here?

follow her and grab her arse when she gets into a big crowd

correct

*takes you to the wrong destination*

"40 pounds please thank you"

>live in notts
>get shot

Yeah I was about to shag some British slut but I didn't because the risk isn't worth it.