Choose

You gonna be locked in a room for years but you receive a machine only able to interpret one language, I mean you turn on the machine and a promp appears waiting for the language instructions also gonna have an API to do peripheral manipulation.

which language you gonna choose?

javascript.

Assembly.

C#

flowers

I want to smash that anime girl

C
Then code an interpreter for higher level language on top.

Indian

...

This. Apparently I'm learning C this year though. So I can be programfag like everyone else on Sup Forums

haskell

Python

Lisp

Haskell

English

Like my nigger here, I would likewise select my langfu Lisp.

hebrew

French

japanese

MIT scheme?

C++

LOGO

English

D

Brainfuck

BASIC

HTML

c# def lol

Apple
Admit it, perfection you'd afford if you could it

Forth. Or Smalltalk. Or LISP.

zsh