Wake up

>wake up
>Europe is now this
What do?

Establish Ireland and take over everything. I'll make every last one of you bastards pay

What a stupid thing to post.

build system of fortifications on the south border
sigh

export beef and lamb, and you?

Is that the Ottomeme empire? glad to see Morocco is still independent

Revel in all my newly gotten glorious clay. Then masturbate & go to sleep.

Poland is more or less as it was, for once

WTF this is horrible in so many ways, just to start

>that shitfest in Ireland, literally fuck my asshole up tier
>giving more than half of the Iberian peninsula for the moors
>messing around with Switzerland's shape
>not uniting Bavaria with Austria and choosing to draw these complete arbitrary borders for Germany instead
>giving that much of clay to T*rks
>didn't give Belarus nor the Baltics to Russia

Please kill yourself

>>giving more than half of the Iberian peninsula for the moors
I think that's just Catalonia being independent and Portugal getting its rightful clay

>implying they're arbitrary
Also I was just making GrossSwitzerlandiums

>giving more than half of the Iberian peninsula for the moors
Where the fuck did you get that from? Did a mosquito bite your mother or something?

yea, some "mosquito is biting his mother alright

>Open wallet
>See several CHF bills and a Credit Suisse Platinum credit card
>grab my car and drive 20 min to the German border
>go to brothel and fuck all the bitches I can

Masturbate

I was under the impression you did something like this.

I don't know how the fuck you were under the impression I was doing a reversal of that (trust me, if I was, it'd be Andalusia at the most) but whatever.

>I am Swiss now
>Switzerland has an awesome new shape
Where do I sign?

>turks control black sea entirely

>Switzerland has an awesome new shape
Kinda sucks ass desu
Next time remember that Lombardy is the closest thing to rightful swiss clay, not swabia

Visit my new brothers in Galiza to eat some octopus/bacalhau and stare longingly at the sea.

all of Lombardy or just Valtellina?