The most hypocrite country in the world. United States of America, where you can;
>Drive at 15 but you have to wait until you are 18 to vote. >Where you can only have sex at 18 and drink at 21. >Where you carry a gun in public, but not a bottle of alcohol >Where soldiers are sent to poor countries to do nothing, but jerk off, wave their guns around and scare innocent people are seen as heroes and Police officers that risk their lives fighting criminals everyday are seen as pigs >Where you have to pay alimony to your ex-wife even if you don't have kids >Where a former Reality Show Celebrity can run for Presidente >Where someone who is being investigated by the FBI can run for President >Where you get your dick mutilated even though you not Jewish or Muslim >Where cops shoot people for being black >Where you can smoke weed in public places but not a cigarret >Where there are more McDonald restaurants than Libraries >Where there are more people on government benefits for being too fat than gym members >Where fireworks are illegal and flamethrowers are not >Where heath care is a privilege and guns are a right >Where paying to have sex is a crime, unless you film it >Where you can find fried butter in most restaurants, but not a salad >Where boys can go into girls bathroom >Where houses are built with shitty wood instead of bricks and concrete >Where walls are made of cardboard and then they complain when a storm brings everything down
Is this FREEDOM?
Jack Ortiz
Neekeri.
Joseph Price
this is fucking gold, have you posted this on Sup Forums?
Dylan Reyes
its a country of fake people, its all a reality tv show of fake smiles and emotions, that only hide evilness and bloodlust
Brayden Turner
It's pasta m8
Chase Sullivan
Yes
But at least we're not Brazil
Anthony Peterson
first time I see it on Sup Forums 2bh
Lucas Bailey
This
Evan Taylor
Still the best country on the face of this planet.
Jason Gray
>Drive at 15 You aren't a full legal driver at 15 in pretty much any state >Where you can only have sex at 18 In many states the age of consent is 16 or 17 >Where you can smoke weed in public places but not a cigarret This is only true in just a few major cities, weed is illegal everywhere else >Where there are more McDonald restaurants than Libraries Proofs >Where fireworks are illegal and flamethrowers are not Fireworks are legal in many states >Where you can find fried butter in most restaurants, but not a salad yeah this is bullshit >Where boys can go into girls bathroom Doesn't really happen anywhere tbdesu fampai >Where houses are built with shitty wood instead of bricks and concrete Many houses are made of bricks and stone, especially older ones >Where walls are made of cardboard and then they complain when a storm brings everything down Did you mix up America with a Brazilian favela here?
Daniel Lopez
Honestly I think most of America's problems come from close mindedness, refusing to accept you're wrong ever and general stubborness.
I think it would do them good to realize their own human flaws and try to be more self aware
Hunter Anderson
I may be from a 3rd world country but thanks god I wasn't born in fucking USA
Luke Cruz
USA is 3rd world as well :^)
John Garcia
top kek btfo
Cooper Gonzalez
This 2bh
Dylan Ward
>Where houses are built with shitty wood instead of bricks and concrete We have tons of rocky soil. If you built with bricks through much of the East Coast you'd have to rebuild half your house every spring, because uneven soil expansion over the winter brings stones to the surface and presses them against foundations. Wood has some give to it and can take it. Bricks just break apart at the mortar.
Nathan Ramirez
You're not one to talk, headless beaner.
Zachary Perez
I know this is a pasta bait, but I'll bite anyway. >Drive at 15 Not an issue, given the centrality of cars in American culture, and requiring not as much skill as adulthood. >Sex at 18, Drink at 21 Age of Consent varies by state from 16 to 18. In addition, some states have Romeo and Juliet laws to protect teenagers from having sex with each other. I personally believe that the drinking age is shitty, but I can see where it's useful given our intense auto culture. >Carry a gun but not a bottle of alcohol Varies by state >Military and police Bait, unless you're talking about BLM >Pay alimony Depends on state and case >Celebrity for President Anyone over 35 and a native can run, and there shouldn't be that many restrictions otherwise >FBI Investigation for President IIRC, no charges have been actually filed, and see above. >Circumcision Agree, is shitty, other Americans' attempts to defend it notwithstanding. >Cops shoot people for being black Also shitty, but just a manifestation of race relations as a whole in the US. >Smoke weed in public but not cigarettes Proofs? I think they're both banned. Also, what is second-hand smoke >More McDonald's than Libraries Proofs? >More people on fat benefits Proofs? And even if true, there are ways to get healthy without necessarily going to a costly gym. >Fireworks are illegal and flamethrowers not Varies by state, and at least flamethrowers have purposes. >Health care privilege Partially agree in it being shitty, but most people do have insurance. >Prostitution illegal unless filmed Again, personally find the law shitty but can see how it could protect women, but if it's filmed it's either as an investigation or acted out for porn. >Fried butter but no salad Lol >Boys can go into girl's restroom Only for transgendered folk, in which case I see no issue. >Houses are built with wood Wood is plentiful in our vast expanse. >Storm houses Building anything else in a storm area is too expensive to rebuild.
Brody Bailey
*protect teenagers having sex with each from facing prosecution
God damnit
Caleb Price
You're right, not even being sarcastic. Fuck this shit. 40% white in 30 years yaaay
Cameron Foster
Is this pasta fresh?
Charles Ross
>you actually believe that there's an issue with boys in the girls room only submissive new-males nice-guy bitchmen believe that men are inherently criminal and that they all are predisposed to committing sexual assault. Let me guess, you think that boys need to be taught not to rape, correct?
Ian Jones
>Where there are more McDonald restaurants than Libraries This one isn't particularly odd or wrong tbqh
Charles Thompson
true. we're a cunt filled with cunts. most of them white middle upper class retarded women
Luke Hernandez
>chile >3rd world Looks comfy af
Carson Watson
>Butthurt 3rd worlders being assmad at American superiority Nothing to see here