What is the most beautiful thing happening in your country today? For me it's this:

What is the most beautiful thing happening in your country today? For me it's this:

>Please just same some time, and declare all of the US states a territory of India.
To my new Indian rulers, please let me know my place in your new world order.
Will you allow me to cook your meals or drive your children to cricket practice?
>Respectfully yours,
>The American worker.

petition2congress.com/7637/abolish-h1b-visa-program

Indian American : $101,591
Taiwanese American : $85,566
Filipino American : $82,389
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White: $57,355

Savoring all of these delicious racist tears.

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Indians are bro tier. I would't mind being conquered by them

I thought "indian american" meant something else.

That's "American Indian". Damn Columbus.

Thank you :). We've dealt with a lot, but it seems hubris and conversely karma are still major themes human history.

oh so the order of the words matters

earlier to day i was about to start masturbating but there was a small tremor
i was hands arround my dick, and earth started shaking
i felt like i was fucking earth. that earth was giving me a strobe.
i could have removed my hand but i realized it would be better to leave it there, and let earth fuck me

Yes. "Native American" is the most polite way to refer to the people who were already living in modern-day America before Europeans colonized it.

Have you ever actually experienced any racism for being Indian? I can't imagine people disliking Indians, they're definitely one of the best immigrant groups.

t. Japan

Bit gay 2bh

because the only poos who can afford to come here are the rich ones who beat their kids into education and can afford to send them to the best schools, whereas whites are a mixed bag because we didn't immigrate

regular indians are literal animals

There you have it - the typical white american. These pubic school incest babies are brainwashed since birth to believe they're special snowflakes and that anyone better than them is just cheating.

The truth is 80% of the Indians who come here are poor Gujarati Patels or lower-class minorities from India. Patels come from ony 1 of the 29 Indian states and Christians usually only come from Kerala. Yet these poor Indians completely DEMOLISH whites in everything, because most of the ones who live here are worthless cannon fodder.

Public school*

Yes but you did not expect this... WATCH

I HAVE RUSE'D THEM. HAHA

China >India

POO

I don't have any problem with Indians. They work hard, don't commit crime, etc. Some of them can be creepy fucks. One indian guy in my building almost got kicked out after he stalked this white grill (I notice that's a theme with a lot of them, they want white and only white women)

Indian-American women seem to have a thing about me. I don't get a lot of attention and am not super social but even I can tell they like me when they get really talkative. One even boxed me in a corner. I usually don't find them to be my type of attractive so I brush em off... which I probably shouldn't do considering how little attention I get

how about their absolutely disgusting stench

TRIGGERED

I usually don't smell them. I usually can't smell most people unless they're REALLY bad.

I think most of people's odors come from their breath. Anytime that creepy indian guy spoke to me I put my hand in front of my nose

I hear it's something to do with the spices they eat and their method of cooking (lots of hotplates).

I have serious doubts about this. I've only ever seen two Indian girls date white guys and they were both sluts that everyone hated. Obviously interracial couples exist, and people are naturally attracted to people of the opposite gender regardless of ethnicity given the right circumstances, but it's definitely not a theme among Indians.

Maybe you white sisterfucking rednecks need to move out of the trailer in buttfuck misaseepee and learn 2 make shekels

Indians aren't going to conquer shit. Most of the Indian men I meet here are all weirdly effeminate and wouldn't stand a chance in a fight against a white man or a black one.

I guess some of their food can get kind of smelly. I remember he brought in one dish that smelled pretty putrid

I like their "Americanized" food though. Chicken tandoori, Naan, etc. Good stuff. Brought it up to these super diverse city kids (like Carribean/Indian/East African mixed) and they hilariously rat off each thing I list as "North Indian". I guess south india never reaches us?

Heh I should mention at this point I'm a mixed race Elliot-looking guy, white/asian.

That must suck for them though-- only sticking with Indian men while Indian men are absolutely crazy for white women

That's how it usually is. Sup Forums memes aside, women are more likely to stay with their in-group than men.

In what world do useless Filipino make more money than whitey?

A lot of them occupy the profession of nursing. What this ultimately means is that their growth is limited. Whites have lower incomes on average because they're far more numerous, but we can support a lot more white people in shit blue-collar positions. Once nursing is completely occupied, the Filipinos can't really grow anymore since that's where all their focus is.

All the richest people in the country are still white and/or Jewish, which is what matters.

Yeah. Guess they should fight harder for their men then?

Indians have always been peaceful, so I doubt they'd try (Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, and all).

Mostly unrelated but Pakistan had that same theory before going to war with India.
This was the result:
> Lasting just 13 days, it is one of the shortest wars in history.
>ndia took approximately 90,000 prisoners of war, including Pakistani soldiers and their East Pakistani civilian supporters. 79,676 prisoners were uniformed personnel, of which 55,692 were Army, 16,354 Paramilitary, 5,296 Police, 1,000 Navy and 800 PAF.

In 13 days, India managed to take 90,000 Pakistani prisoners of war.

>All the richest people in the country are still white and/or Jewish, which is what matters.
I guess that depends on what you consider richest. Where's the cutoff?

Being a CEO doesn't automatically make you rich.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World's_Billionaires#2016

Regardless of what anyone does in this country, they're all treated like shit. This is such an incredibly toxic environment to live in, so I wish it would become more individualistic.

With that in mind, I wish I hadn't made this thread. I guess I'm not really helping.

I hope Indians are banned from coming here soon. Even Muslims are better immigrants than Indians.

>they're all treated like shit.
LMAO I have never seen or heard of an Indian being mistreated in my life besides that one case of police brutality in Alabama.

>incredibly toxic environment to live in
Literally ran here and profited off the system to be the wealthiest division in the nation. "Toxic environment" my ass

>would become more individualistic.
From your parents???? Why not post that on a forum for Indian-Americans instead of underachieving average white guys.

I don't know what you're trying to accomplish with this thread. Beat your chest about Indians and get everyone to mock/ignore you? Take that over to r/asianmasculinity senpai. Nobody I know IRL has a problem with Indians. I only find their autistic lust for white women sort of demented, but I only can care so much. You're trying to make yourself a victim in a country where you're the richest demographic. Just shut the fuck up, heh, are you trying to pretend your some minority like African Americans in your struggles? C'mon man srsly

what the fuck are you talking about? indians aren't treated like shit here

ameriturds are bitter about success of others, theyre innately resentful people with low emotional intelligence. remember they killed a few japanese in usa out of sheer hate of japan becoming a superpower in the 80's

thread carefully

Chill out. When I said "everyone", I meant white Americans too. Am I wrong that, during the last few years, people have become pissed off all the fucking time?

God no

That would mean free travel between US and India. I'd rather fucking shoot myself then have to deal with the scum of their shithole country.

that isn't really true, don't act like you know anything about americans outside of memes and how we're represented in the media

>Panama
Still mad about us literally chopping your nation in half, I see

Treated like shit? I would say that 9/10 Indians here have no desire to interact with anyone who isn't Indian.

Please see:
I've lived in three states in the last 4 or so years, and it seems everyone is bursting at the seams and then taking it out on someone else.

We're a stress filled society. Maybe something is genuinely wrong with us. Maybe I just need to get out of this region I'm in

Sorry I jumped to conclusions. You should be a bit more clear though l o l

>have you ever experienced racism for being Indian

One time someone thought I was Arab and said your people blew stuff up and I said no that's not my people and he said ok

Overt racism? Not since middle school or maybe high school, naturally. Online, though, is a completely different story. It seems everyone online hates Indians.

Go back to India and make them poo in the loo again.

youtube.com/watch?v=mPne-q4ynts

>. It seems everyone online hates Indians.
Everybody online laughs at Indians.

youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

youtube.com/watch?v=B7zXoSY1R6s

My parents came here with their parents in the 70s, they had literally no money. My grandpa worked in a gas station and my grandma worked in an assembly line when they first came here

They were not rich or even middle class by any means

Now 3 of their 4 children are multi millionaires

It has much much more to do with culture and community support imo, my dad tells me his brothers used to wake up at 6 am every day to start studying to get into med school

Obviously this is falling apart now kek my siblings and I go to good colleges but we are lazy as fuck and won't accomplish nearly as much as they did

Would rather have Japanese gf desu

Bro, I can send you thousands of similar or worse videos of Canadians. Let's not prove my point.

The Indian population in Canada is more representative of the general population of India.
60% of my high school and elementary school were Hindus. Funny malnourished goblins.

youtube.com/watch?v=H2yYbckA7j0

What Canadians? I've lived in the GTA for two decades. You ugly goblins are everywhere.

Lol it's the same here. Indians and Chinks have the professional and highly intellectual jobs. They make the most I reckon

>malnourished
That seems more to do with Canada. I guess socialism isn't working out.

But you're a good person to ask. Why do Indians trigger you so much? Why do you have all these videos saved or memorized?

And is it just Indians or other immigrant groups too?

The original pasta was better.

You're trying to present yourself as a representative of your general population, while half of India hasn't figure out toilets yet. Out of a population 1.2 billion you'll obviously find normal or above average people.

>socialism
No. Indians are genetically weak lanky creatures. Look at your country's olympics record.

youtube.com/watch?v=NNZA86wXDig

The "toilet problem" is because over 70% of India is rural. There's an ancient text that directs villagers to do their bodily functions as far away from their homes as possible.

Also, IQ is a meme:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flynn_effect

It's no secret that IQs in developing countries are rising much faster than they are in developed ones.

>a population 1.2 billion you'll obviously find normal or above average people.

This is an extremely poor understanding of statistics, causation, and variation. You can have one trillion objects that are exactly the same with no variation. Variation always has an underlying cause that needs to be accounted for. Intelligence doesn't magically spring up because you have more of something.