Sup Forums micronation

If Sup Forums made its own micronation kinda like sealand, where would it be located and what would it be like(culture, government, economy) etc.

My ideas:
Bompuka island in india(its uninhabited after an earthquake and the indians give no shits about it)

economy mainly composed of tourism, logging and exporting coconuts. It looks comfy and we could use abandoned villages as an attraction or residence for tourists)

dunno about government or anything else, so you guys suggest stuff I guess

Why would anyine visit the island? The beaches are not very comfy. I suppose we could make money through online stuff like stock markets.

looks pretty comfy to me, i imagine the beaches are pristine and big, just that cos you are seeing the whole island they look small. We could take our island two ways in my opinion

leave it pristine and comfy. Preserve nice beaches, leave inland untouched except for building paths for tourists to explore, build a dock and airport

or we could become another singapore, but thats unlikely

The fertility rate would be very low.

its a micronation, of course thats gonna happen. We are going to have to encourage migration. Im thinking we could use the natives of the nearby islands and send em over here as work force and citizens

>mfw a man-only country

>culture
culture based on anti-feminism, racism

>government
maybe direct democracy until a turbochad comes around and start dictatorship

>economy
lure foreign monies by being a tax haven

This is Sup Forums, the government would be some weird libertarian fascist hybrid. I'd love to see how this turns out if it could actually happen.

shit being a tax haven is a good idea
did not think about that, it could be the isle of man of south east asia. Main problem is having to compete with singapore.

Know what you mean, I always am obsessed with actually making a proper micronation which isnt just a meme.

we already have one it's our little kingdom off the coast of Australia

But srsly :

Annex either a section of the Salinas valley along los arroyos or the Salinas river herself, or if we're going full isolation I'd say North Manitou Island in Michigan (guess where I'm from)

Manitou not only has a climate that panders to from all corners of the globe due to the famous four seasons of the state but both in regards to availability of resources and logistic plausibility N Manitou Island is nice.

Plenty of wood, and enough land for at least one square mile of agriculture however hilly. Robust, loamy soil perfect for crops like apples.

Approximately five miles from the mainland so capacity to import is feasible both internationally and from the US due to access to waterways.

Has prebuilt campground to seize as capital. The economy due to said campground is innately equipped with potential for tourism, logging would be a temporary drive in the beginning assuming we don't fuck up the land. Perfect opportunity to become an internet domain locale for unscrupulous websites like silk road or TPB.

Pot farms could flourish as Michigan is like a "medical only" Colorado.

Culture would be a great deal of autistic nomads who though clustered together in the confines of the campground infrequently leave their homes or socialize. Or perhaps we'd have a series of small homes dotted across the land.

Government would tentatively be democratic capitalist to not further enrage the freedom machine we stole the land from. Not that it wasn't obvious anyway, we would essentially be anarchist other than imposing the most basic of social and economic restrictions. US corporations would love us as we could be a tax haven.

Crime wouldn't be a huge issue as so few people living there would scarcely cause problems beyond stolen body pillows and improper exchanges for drugs.

Thoughts?

I shudder at the thought of meeting people here irl, let alone being surrounded by you.

considering that a big chunk of 4chaners are lazy autists, it's probably better to go socialist rather than capitalist. give them free money so that they could shitpost harder

The main law should be shari'ah. ;)

I came here from /fit/ so maybe I overestimated certain boards capacity to endure something difficult, socialism in this case would apply to healthcare and primary education.

No NHS subsidies for registered fatties and chronic cigarette smokers, tax deductions for good health, behavior and non-planetary weight

Only if Alberto Barbosa is our leader.

>libertarian fascist
Isn't that an oxymoron?

Shitskins, and gooks would be banned. Elite whites would pay hundreds of thousands to send their kids to our schools.

>implying anyone on Sup Forums is white

Those people were losers in their home country and the Sup Forums micro nation should embrace everyone

>living on an island with 4channers
Sounds like a recipe for disaster

It should be somewhere were we can be more or less left alone, government should be a form of direct democracy in which only males can vote and are required to defend the land with arms.

>cheap socialized medicine
>be the small fries and a lucky strike on the side of burgerland
>Pick one

Never thought there would be a fat Korean

There aren't going to be any fuming amerifats coming to the island, they'll sink the ferry and probably cause the sea level to rise around the land due to the extra weight. We're not aiming to be the island of misfits, we're aiming to be an example what do you think this is?

A prerequisite of decent health isn't bad. Hell you can have HIV and still live past fifty, good luck doing that at 400+ lbs.

what crops can bompuka island grow? Or would we have to trade? I assume rice can grow