give me the timbs
/brit/
walk walk walk
skip skip skip
is red dwarf still on netflix
anyway good morning, going to sleep now
Im the biggest strongest lad in my village
has it been 10 or more days since matt ludford got doxed?
>The national anthem of The United States of America
need a soul to squeeze lads
prostituting women is a difficult occupation
Not really wild about this 'not having a gf' meme that I've been playing my whole life
literally who?
pimpin ain't easy
this is making me sweat
the kpop nonce doxxed himself
WE
how new?
alright matt hows the car
>asked for a ribena in HK thinking it would be the one fucking cold drink they have
>some respite from the ocean of hot beverages
>the girl brings it over and I can see the fucking steam coming off
>explained that I wanted it cold
>she hurries back to the kitchen
>minute later she comes back with the same hot ribena with a few ice cubes in it
I've never been in such disarray in my life
Dunno about across the pond but it is here
How so?
(You) #
I went to """"Britains biggest vintage fair"""" a few years ago. Sounds hipster as fuck but I like all the old rockabilly cars and music and shit.
There were supposed to be a cool car show, competitions, live bands, food stalls, events throughout the day then special events during the night with a large central canopy/tent thing with music etc
Turned up in the day. The field was literally empty but had about 4 crappy old British cars from the 50s. Me and my gf thought we might have got the wrong day, so we left for a few hours. Came back, it was still the same.
Went back at around 5pm, the cars were gone, there was a canopy thing with a shit band playing to no one but a few kids playing in front of the stage, an ice cream van and a couple of """vintage stalls""" resembling a cheap car boot sale.
Absolutely horrendous. I was embarrassed
Now Suzy Skrew had a partner named Sasha, Thumper
I remember her number like the summer
When her and Suzy yeah they threw a slumber
Party but you can not call it that cause it was slummer
Well it was more like spend the night
Three in the morning yawning dancing under street lights
We chilling like a villain and a nigga feeling right
In the middle of the ghetto on the curb, but in spite
All of the bullshit we on our back staring at the stars above
Talking bout what we gonna be when we grow up
I said what you wanna be, she said, "Alive"
It made me think for a minute, then looked in her eyes
I coulda died, time went on, I got grown
Rhyme got strong, mind got blown, I came back home
To find lil' Sasha was gone
Her mamma said she with a nigga that be treating her wrong
I kept on singing my song and hoping at a show
That I would one day see her standing in the front row
But two weeks later she got found in the back of a school
With a needle in her arm, baby two months due, Sasha Thumper
Honestly could be the best hip hop verse ever written 2bh
staying at bailays hotel on cromwell street
im with my bro and his gf
definitely reading this
wife's son is 18 months today
>wifes son
bit hard when you're in norway
Every time I get high now all I think about are my problems and it makes me feel terrible.
Might be time to stop smoking it.
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YEAR AND A HALF
im using my norwegian sim
how are you liking it here?
the car I want costs twelve hundred quid
>He is over the age of 20, and he still smokes weed
The gf
Bit out of the way for me
Two good pubs near there you should check out
>The Windsor Castle
>The Churchill Arms
Both between High Street Ken & Notting Hill
>half a dozen cigs left
the desired gf
>2016
>Smoking
looool
jelly
>not vaping
I pity you analogue-smokers
>JF thread
>No edition
>Unironically uses old filthy frank memes
Shit thread, lads.
>not digital != analogue
bender
You have 10 seconds to name a single female Youtuber that does anything other than smile, look pretty and spout memes
love it, only been to london once when i was young
thanks fammy
any cheap slags over at those? i wanna bust a nut at least once before i go back home
Right off out boozing now, goodbye.
That's not how data roaming works you spacker
lol
Plans for tomorrow: sniff glue and pass out watching the Hollyoaks omnibus
depressed but optimistic for the future lads
No, London isn't great for slags, they're mainly found in shitty Northern towns/cities.
If you're set on it head to the shit central London clubs i.e. Tiger Tiger, Piccadilly Institute. Would not advise it though.
Go Corsica Studios tonight, will be siqq and there girls there are much hotter (though not 'slags').
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why would you save that?
My favourite sites as a 12 year old were ratemypoo and hotornot
how many % of brit is virigin
discussing flying out next month to my qt lads
shit this is getting real
@62801808
god I hope it's me
The gf on the right
If I don't get a gf soon then I'll probably fulfil this prophecy desu
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rime, playing mid
brits are genetically incapable of being virgins, sorry
posted a photo of his computer looking at someone's CV and whinging about arrogant students (he dropped out of uni I think so there's some underlying jealousy), he's the manager of a call centre but he left the filepath in the heading and people found his name
Yeah, 2015 sure was crazy
very sad lads
i fucked up and lost her
All I want is a gf to cuddle with, go out with and worship my cock. Is this too much to ask?
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Go get em tiger
I assume I get my post back if one of my family dies now/
>Replying to shitskins
Off out for the day
>temperature 19-17 degrees
t-shirt or hoodie too?
Is there an archive of the thread?
yes
all women are cunts and will manipulate and decieve you only for your money
>[the current year]
>being a virgin
Why are there lots of American flags at the RNC but you hardly ever see an American flag at the DNC?
not me. lost my v in november of 2014
>not meeting people in the smoking areas of dingy techno dungeons
literally haven't lived
>lose virginity
>absolutely nothing changes
Because Hillary is relying on illegal Mexican votes
Just read through the entire last thread for no reason at all and then realised there was a new one by the time I'd finished
because the democrats are traitors to the constitution
>he reads
ahaha neek
i only smoke then ngl
dunno mate, Matt went and cried on the IRC and Janny went hell for leather on the thread
Moleneux
someone post slag/s with proper bitch faces please
i gained a lot more confidence when i lost mine ngl
any man /bleep/ here
Louder With Crowder
Got a bunch of packs to open on Pokemon TCGO from games I've won on versus
>already confident as fuark
time for POF haha
Going out tonight lads
NEED to pull a slag
this is true Tbh
first time was shocking
went to dam, shagged 3 and learned what to do, now I'm way more confident
still have problems maintaining a stiffy sometimes though
Stranger Things
nice, i used to have severe social anxiety though when i was 16-21
>in germany it's illegal to deny the jewish holocaust
>in turkey it's illegal to not deny the armenian holocaust
>mfw no confidence whatsover and always feel bullied and singled out
billy no mates