/American culture/ edition
/brit/
Going to pick my parcel up
>he's never played ring of fire
me on the right having a cheeky orgasm
should've got it delivered to work
Is democracy really all that great?
Look at the smiling woman
You just know
The gf
it's the worst system except for all the others haha x
Alri Winston
women are pathetic. they can't bear the thought of being single. they need constant affirmation from someone else, they need a man to look after them.
>eating a crunchy nature valley bar
>crumbs everywhere
ffs lads
Uhhhhh, who invited Ireland?
Watching Lie to Me
AMA
>women are pathetic. they can't bear the thought of being single. they need constant affirmation from someone else, they need a man to look after them.
done this lads hope you like it x
which episode?
I liked that show :^]
Ireland is a British country and they have more of a right to be here than fucking Finland
>that uk flag
splendid
and yet still no gf
I don't like it
*you look crestfallen*
... I love it
*you burst into tears and run over to hug me*
no
found this sign in the woods the other day
possible finnish concentration camp?
what's going on with the union flag faggot
that looks like the karen shirt
please delete your Sup Forums and never post again
The one with the soldier with PTSD who nearly shot his son.
*trips and shatters my palm on the cement, breaking several small bones*
ah yes very exquisite
arsehole is puckered
diagonals going right though the centre
Fucking hate the sun it makes me look so ridiculously fucking pale when I go outside
*shoves you away from him*
does it look like i GIVE a heck!?
Domino's ordered, spliff rolled
It's gonna be another waste man day
Again ;_;
>Alex is currently making delivery number 21, you are delivery number 48
reeeeeeeeeee he's literally 3 streets away why he just give me mine
abo
*gets between you and them and looks at you*
leave it mate it's not worth it yeah
88 words done today
24912 to go
I'll send you 10 pounds in bitcoin if you steal that sign, put it outside a pub and take a picture.
NEED a Flamenco gf
youtube.com
88 to you too brother
Hungover and about to go to Mcdonalds; what should i get?
*glares and nods with respect, looking over your shoulder at the nonces behind you*
yea you're lucky me mate's here cunts
*spits on the floor and walks away*
Whopper
your art is shit
...
Might do a play video games
bbq rio bites
*calls you a wanker as you leave*
I love watching travelvlogs of normies visiting the UK.
Controversial opinion: /brit/ has become less and less interesting to me since I acquired a black gf and I think it's time to leave for good
link some with cute girls
fillet-o-fish and a fruit bag
had a dream two gyppos tried to break my door down and my dad had to fight them off and then they dropped some weed which i pocketed
*stops and turns my head towards you only half way*
don't even start it mate
Rhodesian flag has come in the mail
Need to iron it
>Tim has already uploaded an hours worth of video today
Been watching these
Norman begone
Reee and so on
Nice day today, think I'll open the wi-BRRRRRRRRRRRR ZZZZ RRR Z PPPPPPPARPPPPz\zz arPRPPPPPPPaWURHHHHHHH SZPPPPP WHUR
enjoyed this post a lot
hitting you with my best shot
> yanks
fucked it
FIRE AWAAAAAAAAAAYYYY
Going to put up the free map I ordered from the European Union.
*waits til you walk a couple more steps*
*makes a girly oOooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooo noise*
*turns back round to my friends who are all laughing*
"come on lads, we're out of here"
*gets on my sick motorcycle which has my gf sat on the back of it*
*drives away*
>hiya neighbour! great weather we're having
BRRRRmmmmmm.... BRRRRmmmmmmm.... BRRRRRMMMMMMM UUUHHNNNXXZZZZZZZZ ZZZZMMMMZMZMZZMZMZMZZZZZMMMMMMZZZZZZZ
Why do they go mental for England fucking hell
jus liek a burridoh
>wah :3
Pearl barley is the nigger of soup ingredients
Because you're number 48 user, and he's only up to number 21
alarm set for 3am
alarm set for monday
alarm set for 3 aeons
alarm set for never
alarm set for now
He has to make the deliveries in order user.
You wouldn't want Alex to get fired, would you?
alarm set for 5 minutes ago
why do they breathe like spastics
Canadians WILL club this
>bank holiday monday
bellend is washed
wonder if i have enough clonazepam to overdose on
bellend still reeks
infinitely cuter than you mush
>in two days it will be autumn
Bellend smells like skips
imagine picking that thing up by the tail and just fucking swinging it into orbit
Hello peasants.
Say some funny words in your funny accents.
>2017 starts next week
sudden craving for skips
>August == autumn
Factually incorrect.
Autumn:
>Sept - Nov
Winter:
>Dec - Feb
Spring:
>Mar - May
Summer:
>June - Aug
>2016 was 15 years ago
might do a poo
hmm
>tfw black gf
America is literally a country of peasants