/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Belichick edition

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Is this our year?

every year is our year

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Use this for next /cum/

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That male vitality stuff is starting to mess with him

me on the right

Paranoia paranoia every bodies coming to get me
To say you never met me

Hear the voices in my head swear to god it sounds like their snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring

The agony and the irony their killing me wew

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i woke up and now my pee pee is hard

Hehe naughty

Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding.

The cretins cloning and feeding and I don't even own a TV.

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Only a matter of time until Chinese indie music will dominate the world stage.

They will be culturally cucked by korea and japan for the rest of history

>culturally cucked
>by korea
lol

Yeah C-pop is totally taking over K-pop

C-Pop was never a topic here

Also never forget when the Chopstick Brothers cucked Korea

youtube.com/watch?v=r2BCob_28cg

>literally 1 popular song in modern chinese history
>cucked korea

heh

it did with that one song yes

Morning, dudes

Canada and Mexico, smokes, let's go boys

Did you have a good high school experience, cum?

No
It was shit. Middle school was hella epic and if I stayed in that path I wouldn't be here with you cunts I bet

It was alright, I was kind of awkward and never had a gf. However, I had a fuck load of friends and got to experience many fun things

>As Siberian permafrost thaws, old anthrax bacteria coming to life. 1,500 reindeer dead since Sunday

Oh fug

remember when lana del rey was a thing lol

>lamp suddenly explodes and everything is covered in glass

WADAFUK I DONT WANT ANY GHOSTS

Roll around in it

Wtf
Stay safe latvia
yeah lol

who?

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already cleaned it, the metal part was like straight out of the furnace
wtf
#JesuisLatvia

the one whose pucci tastes like pepsi cola

How the hell does a lamp explode. I have never even heard nor seen anything like that in my life.

Literally only thing I can think of causing that is an overload but I've never heard of that happening before.

Or maybe some chemical in the bulb getting hot and exploding from age or something.

What kind of bulb was it?

I don't worship idols so no I don't

One of my fav channels.
No bullshit talking, just filming the preparation of the food.

youtube.com/watch?v=IJ9p9ysf0xI

Travel thirsty is nice too but I hate the chick's awful" XIE XIE" at the end of the videos.

weird thing is that the bulb stayed intact, it was the glass ball around it that exploded

guessing that the metal part of it somehow got really hot and the glass just couldnt handle it

make sure you replace the lamp, not just the bulb

Born to Die was great
Ultraviolence had some good songs
Since then it's all bleh.

was hoping the store sells these as spare parts, dont really want to replace it because of the right one fucking up

burger king breakfast burrito isn't all that great

If it happened once it's likely to happen again.

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Most authentic mexican food they will ever sell

I need this in my life.
I tried Taco Bell once, at Seoul Incheon Airport lol.
But it was so fucking good, I almost cried that I didn't have any more cash with me.
I am a fast food enthusiast.

has science gone too far?

taco bell > mexican food, chicano

I'm too white to eat either. It makes my butthole burn

why don't you have your boyfriend stick a popsicle in it faggot

Was that an offer?

The Taco Bell fries at the airport were covered in so much of that red spice mix, it was actually overwhelming and some fries were not enjoyable because of that.
Do they do that in the US as well?

>Listen to Brett Farve talk about addict
>"What it's supposed to do, it doesn't"
>"What's supposed to knock you out gives you energy"
>realize that he's basically describing what alcohol is for me
>realize I'm still at a big risk of becoming an alcoholic like everybody else in my family

a little spooky my buds

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>tfw chipotle is going to start its burger chain near my city
Ohio is literally becoming a test bed for restaurants and it feels so good

>taco bell fries
I've never heard of such a thing

Oh, I see. I had a burrito and they served fries along with it.

I'll never understand why hipsters turned on her so fast.

She was no different than other "artists".

>Mom gave me that "girl... or guy" comment because I haven't been interested in dating
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFFFFFF

>hipsters turned on her
tribal ass nigga

>chipotle burgers

what kind of bacteria will people get this time

did you tell her to fuck off with that shit?

show her your big tit anime girl collection

>he still thinks the bacteria is a thing
What a meme lmao

I've had chipotle at least 20 times from at least 3 locations since that scare, and haven't gotten sick once

Told her I'm too focused on school and work to deal with short term relationship drama. Seriously why do normalfags think this shit when there are

been watching cars getting wrapped in vinyl for the past 30 minutes now

who wit me

i am from russia, i bought billet to mexica and this autumn i plan to cross mexica-usa border

what do you think, it is very dangerous? how to find person who takes immigrants across the border? how much it will cost? 3000 dollars normal?
+ planning a fictitious marriage with US citizen, how much will it cost? if i`ll choose white trash or niggers, 1000-2000 dollars will be normal for it? i am cute enough not ugly or disgusting
help plz i am not trolling

sounds like a good plan

How do i make the pain stop

ibuprofen

Insert sharpie in pooper.

Crack cocaine

Here's a tip, free of charge: MAN THE FUCK UP

the only poster in this thread worse than foot german

Test

Wake up

grinding with dolphins will be an olympic sport by 2032

youtube.com/watch?v=jZU4Ttc-gic

Reeee I feel fucking awful

remember when i turned it into a foot thread and killed it that way

That's not you

of course not
i was the one who asked for them

Fucking weak faggot, you weren't born to breed. Sick of all you manchilds thinking life is so hard. Are you white? Your life isn't hard you pussy.

Are you going to cry about it?

youtube.com/watch?v=mvWa3z0DTIQ

>Sick of all you manchilds thinking life is so hard
feel you bro
also lamoing at all those >muh depression >muh anxiety >muh I'm addicted to pills pussies itt

get a fucking grip ya losers

No. I'm going to go to work to support my family. Were you should be bitch.

wow
tumblr illness faggots itt btfo for good lol

You sound like you're about to cry about it

kkr;\u
hlep

when's the last time a girl told you to cum inside her

You sound like you're about to consume a hot pocket about whilst playing the shittiest latest MOBA

What an awful thread so far

How does that sound

>mfw yuros never got to experience an American summer break

Like a regurgitating bile of fat cells being swallowed down your filthy fucking sewer whilst trying to press your fat fucking sausage fingers on your keyboard.

?

our summer break is 3 months

>Like a regurgitating bile of fat cells being swallowed down your filthy fucking sewer whilst trying to press your fat fucking sausage fingers on your keyboard.

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It's not the length I am talking about, but all the things that American kids do over summer break