Can someone please be my gf?

can someone please be my gf?
i can move to your country and be your manservant and shower you with gifts and attention whenever you want.

Sup Chicano, what are you looking for in a women?

You can easily get a gf if you become a cuck
Women these days love cucks and hate normal guys

n-no penis and a hand to hold

Those are really low standards, what about personality wise?

fucking chicano just go to ukraine for 1 week and you will comeback with 5 girlfriends

i don't think this is true
but i wouldn't mind being a cuck if it made my gf happy

this only works when you're white
i have tried talking to Ukrainian girls on interpals but i look like a churka so they don't like me :(

i think everyone has good and bad personality traits
i am really good at empathizing and seeing people for their good sides so i don't look for specific personality types

What do you do for a living?

you underestimate power of american passport and money, go to germany then, they LOVE brown people

Come in person and go to some English meetups. Also check VK.com

But beware, slav wives are very demanding and passive-aggressive.

programmer

i think they only like muslims and blacks because they are "manly and aggressive" and i am not unfortunately :(

>not white
Make sure you get an infertile girlfriend

THe whiter girl in western europe, the more she craves big brown cock, sweden and germany is your path to victory

Why are you not? Spend too much time with your mother as a kid?

Manlet spic STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING THREADS. FUCK OFF!

Maybe you can get one that shares your opinions on topics?
What are your political views?
Religious views?
Hobbies of your's?

> programmer
> US citizen
Beware of gold diggers also. You're a fucking jack pot for a woman from a poor country.

o-okay

germoney and sweden are very rich countries and they wouldn't be too impressed by my mediocre wealth.
what about slovakia?
arent you guys very white too?

yes
my dad died when i was young and i only have sisters who bullied me

i only do it once every few months, im sorry

i don't have any political views, religious views, or hobbies besides Sup Forums.

i don't think so.
like i said ive tried hitting on many girls on interpals but even poor thai girls don't like me

If you can't hook up with a chicana in the US then you're pretty much fucked. I even got laid in high school and I'm basically an indio

How tall are you?

>like i said ive tried hitting on many girls on interpals but even poor thai girls don't like me
Maybe you're looking creepy. Go to a stylist and get a consultation.

>slavs
>white

Also probably you can get a dating coach.

In case you still don't have a GF, there're probably something missing your social skills. It can be trained.

honestly a chicana would be my dream girl

dwarf-manlet too embarrassed to actually post height

thank you for this advice

well you're certainly whiter than me in any case

I'm 165cm and I'm cool with my height.

Nothing to be ashamed of, it's just DNA lottery. There are tons of tiny cute girls around.

Have you tried lowering your standards and talk to average girls?
On the internet girls feel more entitled. Fuck em. You gotta meet em in person they will know their place.

i look like mexican or turk, you are focusing on stupid part, most of male models look spanish

So less than 5.7 ft?

Can someone please please just give me money? Thanks

I'm 5.8"

Spaniards are white too though

i will try this then but I'm 90% sure girls will just laugh at my face

Are you fat? Where is your senpai from?

Why don't you just fuck a chicana?

Estas terminado tbqh

look tho it's a native model.

I'm skinnyfat trying to get fit atm
my phamily is from Mexico

he's whiter than me