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Pokemon edition

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First for Tennessee

Do you love Finland?

Of course!

>tfw no qt Asian gf

I was 13 or 14 when pokemon became popular here

it was kid shit then, and it's kid shit now

Only if you love America, I don't want an unrequited love

tfw noob

Thais look strange

>tfw my first game was pokemon yellow
>tfw I got it when it came out and I was just a wee 5 year old lad
I stopped caring for the series after gen 3 though. And I never played the card game, we just collected the cards

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Just pooed the bed

>And I never played the card game, we just collected the cards
wow might as well off yourself now

Dibs on far left

And far right looks exactly like an Asian version of a girl I went to high school with

beautiful landscape ruined by third world houses

i don't care about japanese women particularly much
their music scene is good tho

Whats your favorite trump tweet?

No

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>And I never played the card game, we just collected the cards
What are you doing? What's the point then?
>user will never know the feel of whipping out his deck and slamming it on the table as a challenge

All the kids in my neighborhood and the ones I went to school with didn't care for the card game. Everyone just wanted to show off their collections

Also, relevant story
>gen 2 cards just came out
>mom takes my brother and I to some kind of hobby store where we always got our pokemon packs
>she buys us each a pack of the newest cards
>when we get home we scramble to the kitchen to open them
>we do it at the same time, begin sorting through cards
>suddenly, my brother shouts "I GOT A LUGIA"
>mfw
>sort through my cards
>suddenly, a fucking Ho-oh
>Shout out "I GOT A HO-OH"
>brother and I flip a shit
Still the most hype thing to ever happen pokemon related to me.
/blog

his victory one

Avoid getting mugged

kys

Dónde quieres que vivan? Esto es lo mejor que tienen. La verdad no me molesta, la gente que vive ahí son buen pedo y hacen comida rica.

>kys
Bit rude user

Ayy, enchilada.

Lmao

>first game was gold version in 2001
>dad died that year
>granpa bought me red version
>my shitcunt brother and cousin ruined my golden pikachu gameboy

It was summer 2001 or 2002, probably 2002

Red version was fucking great

>never played the cardgame

Fuck you

americans are good fart

my dude, my first crush in kindergarten was a korean-american girl named sue-jin sung

I know what I'm taking about when I'm anti your dumb shit

the second game is shit compared to the first one

talking about the cardgames, btw

alright cumbros

what are your top 3 favorite pokemon? your bros, not "hurr most viable in my team mons"

>Dragonite
>Arcanine
>Darkrai

i have spent maybe 4 hours in direct sunlight this year

My life plan:
>get bachelor's in physics (i took a few semesters off from college, so i'll probably be a few years older than the rest of my graduating class but idgaf)
>worthless degree, so move to korea and teach english
>korea is noisy shithole, so quit after a few years
>move back in with parents, get masters in physics
>get job, idk where probably a car company or something
>all this time, try (and probably fail) to make vidya and sell it

I can read this entire post

I'm drunk too, when I'm sober I draw a blank on stuff like this

Is it normal for alcohol to make you recall your spanish language learning? My teacher was a nigress from panama. Fun fact: when I said she was black to my ameridumb classmate my classmate was horrified and was all "she is laaaaaaaaatiiiiiiiiiino"

Latino isn't a fucking race, I don't care how lazy spics are, the French (fuck them) invented Latinoism specifically to counter Germanism 150 years ago. Fuck Romania.

Fuck off latino

AYYYY

Shedinja and Blaziken.

The only white guilt I feel is the guilt that we lost control, 2bh

Welcome to Tennessee. Enjoy our uppity black people, and pop "country" music.

Bidoof
Bidoof
and Bidoof

Can The Bahamas part of CUM?

>Geodude
>Machamp
>Alakazam

>Mew
>Nidoking
>Infernape

>third world

Enjoy your third world

Fucking chilangos

>in 20 years chilango will be a recognized slur against dark skinned spics

I hate this country

Blastoise
Gengar
Slaking

/cumb/

>meme

As expected of a leaf

Fuck off with that photoshop'd pic

>el chicANO

>Haunter
>Rayquaza
>Treecko

thanks mon

wow
had my first glass of alcohol in ages just now (want to feel like a loser american remember)
feeling a light buzz already

i have either becme a leigthweight or it's the fact that is the first time i have something to drink today lol

I'm going to post momiji and she's related because beastmen in /twg/

Fuck you redditor scum

Uppity?
Do you live in a suburb?

I don't like the Philippines.

Hitmonlee
Kingler
Charizard

>getting buzzed from one glass
What are you, a high school girl?

hey that'd be pretty hot

better than the assholes euros. Sure.

>chilangos

La foto es en Monterrey, pendejo.

hehe maybe xx

I live in the east and my ancestry goes back 300 years into meme-tier "maybe we have injun blood :DDD" bullshit

But I swear in 20 years chilango will be a slur on par with nigger in this country if shillary wins and it will bleed over into yours, which means we'll both have to go to brazil

>tfw USA is going to elect Trump
>a lot of USA is going to become a 3rd world shithole when ganglands take over
>favelas being built not by immigrants, but by niggers because Trump doesn't care about black people

Of course, you're in North America. Greenland and Iceland are welcome as well

trump is seriously the better choice

hillary will do anything in her power to destabilize the middle east even more

It's got a fence, therefore tijuana

Also it lets me shit on californians some more, even though I'm 1/4 californian

Can we reelect Obama for a third term?

Aren't there spanish pokemon names?

*sleeps*
*switches light off*

"yes"

Why don't we call this general /na/ then?

How fucking dumb are you to think the candidate who has police at his convention is the gangland candidate

Goddamn

Me refería a mi foto.

Do Bermudians (how do you call them anyway) speak British or American English?
I once had a BBQ with an elderly couple from the Bahamas and some gay Englishmen (they were actual homosexuals),
in France and they spoke American English but I don't know if they were just Americans who settled there for retirement (they were all rich fucks).

Dónde es?

*memes*

My nightlight is never off, it's a constant light which lights up during shadow

My room faces the sunset so it mostly lights up during golden hour

>indians
>golden hour

every hour is brown hour in your dumb country

Hillary is also a huge shill for free trade, which means even more jobs will get outsourced

Because /cum/ is funnier and Canada, US, and Mexico are the only 3 relevant countries tbqh

Monterrey.

Which is best Mexican city?
Cancun or Tijuana?

Because muh gimmick name!

May you rest in peace. Suburbs here have that jersey shore snobb asshole feel with fuckers saying I go to starbucks, I drive my BMW 325i. I am so high class, you plebs. I support my local bistros.
I do not see how you do.

>show me to the photo

or something like that, why doesn't spanish have french words with the "ph" anyway? All the cool arab dialects have egypt's shit.

House smells like cat shit, lads

American and British English are the same when spoken, the only differences are in accents, writing, and slang.

Blastoise
Charizard
Gyarados

Tijuana is like a 3rd world Las Vegas, so Cancun

The answer is revolt against germany

Cancún.

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you meant the same when written, silly billy

Also they aren't because of jefferson's memes regarding "s" and "u"

well duh I was obviously asking about American English accent or British English accent

Gengar, Alakazam, Milotic

Se ve muy verde, me sorprende, parece mas en el centro del país.

Cancun by a longshot.

What does an average mexican have for breakfast and dinner?

>Mom is suddenly a giant fan of cranberry juice
WeW LaD !

my newest thread is now up for discussion, please participate!!

*hits vape*

What's the difference between a burrito and a taco?

So I was at the local greek place a month ago and not only did the guys on the murals look mexican but the family running the place looked mexican

It's been there 30 years so it isn't a case of spics pretending to be greeks, why do you guys look so selena gomez?

wow guess she got cucked lol