Mfw Rio olympics will be a success and I will laugh everyday at your faces

>mfw Rio olympics will be a success and I will laugh everyday at your faces

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No, everyone will get Zika and become a huemoneky.

No, everyone will get Zika and become a huemoneky.

Not even based Djoko is worried about zika. He sees through the lieess

good knowing your athletes will come home with a BR souvenir :^) I am sure the experience here will sure change their lives hahaha

Can't be worse than London olympics

this is however true, london one sucked

>tfw a large number of talented young athletes will be brutally and tragically murdered when this situation devolves into a gigantic, bloody riot just like everything else in Hueland does

you mean like the 2014 World Cup?

>mfw this monkey is so delusional he posts this once a day just to reassure himself that it won't be the worst olympics ever

There was a massacre in 2014, 11 brazilian players were murdered on the pitch.

>miraculously, no athletes were slain in the massive riots leading up to the 2014 world cup
>monkeys consider this is a major, praiseworthy acheivement

>mfw you are here everyday and get annoyed by my posts
are you a masochist?

It's 'le patriot monkeyzilian xDD)))))' who thinks that there's nothing wrong with this country, he's pathetic as fuck, the best you can do is to hide his threads.

yes cause you know massive riots and slaughters are Brazil's everyday life, I know cause Sup Forums taught me so! :D

im just memeing im sure it will be fiiiine

will get canceled halfway due to athletes getting dysentery and other diseases thanks to sewer de janeiro water

You're not a patriot, your a dumb nazi and a fascist

It's not just a Sup Forums meme if every major media outlet corroborates it, famicus

You can go on living in denial though, I won't stop you

I see this shit pop up regularly in the catalog, that's all.

O vosso pais precisa uma limpeza social

hahahaha You are so smart xDD, someday I will sure be as happy, white and successful in another country like you :DD

>economy is in the shitter
>dilma impeached
>zika
>high probability of the olympics being a shitshow

this is brazil's moment to shine, it's moment to show the world what it is and what it can be

#freesouthbrazil

wow every media outlet also corroborates that people get shot everyday in the United States of America, I guess it must be pretty tough living there too! Sometimes even innocent people die like in mass shootings! What a horrible country! But I've heard that if Trump wins things will get even worse! How can Americans be so stupid! Hillary 2016!

m8 brazil is 50 times the shithole the US ever could hope to be. 40% of your population is straight nigger

You have this problem as well, AND you can't hold simple sporting events

Fuck the hell off, bolshevik scum.

Yeah you wish, dirty conformist.

I fuck "people" like you irl

Sure thing, communist schizo.

Yes cause like the United States of America, Brazil is divided by races, miscigenation is wrong and discouraged to the point that until the 60s it was outlawed here! 40% of the Brazilian population is as pure black as as the 20% of the USA I've heard! Black people here speak differently, act differently from white people just like the USA, I even heard that is movement called Vidas Pretas Importam (Black Lives Matter) in Brazil, because black people here are so segregated that they only participate in crimes, cause they feel culturally distant from whites, and try to assure their strength and oppression through crime. That's why people here can't stand differences and often kill other people due to cultural and ethnic conflicts. Brazil is a huge mess, we don't have a culture that unites all of us, as you can see from the olympics, that is why foreigners and athletes are feeling oppressed by our xenophobic ways. That's why we should follow your steps to solve this problem like you did xDDD Because I've heard it that Americans are truly efficient when fighting cultural problems different from us :DD We have a lot to learn from America especially in cultural terms XDDDDDDDD

this 2bh

Who's this cute brown aboriginal and why does Brazil shitpost her

Americans got a better development than us, economic and culturally [this is obvious]. Until the 70's we've had potential to become a powerful nation, a potential which was destroyed by communists/socialists ideas. Although I hope nothing goes wrong with this Olympics [specially for the athletes who struggle a lot for this kind of event], sometimes a poisonous tough comes to my mind wishing all this go to hell; specially to taint even more our politics image.

I agree with you, we can't and we [as majority of the population] don't want to host such a thing. But our "brilliant" politics think is it a good idea; to hell with all of them.

Kuruminha and you should know about this kind of stuff already being fellow quasi-Spanish weirdos.

mascot of their own chan

why don't fly to Miami already I am sure that your misery and autism will fade away instantly and you will be loved by all the girls, have a successful career and become a decent human being when you reach the glorious USA haha

no fucking way. I heard even Brazilians avoid Rio

yes every BR avoids rio, it's a shithole! there are bodies everywhere! People kill themselves over the streets!

Because I like Brazil, I like some aspects of our culture [which I want to become the universal standards for all Brazilians] and I'd rather try to make this shit better than cowardly live in another country. I'll fight for this shit until the end.

Yes, we do. This estereotipe Brazilian they've built, summarizing Brazil in that piece of shit called Rio bother us.

A native-Brazilian woman, that's why it was posted. Kuruminha came from the Tupi language [Curumim], which means kid.

yes cause you know socialism is the root cause of all of our problems [you are autistic], also the military governments has done wonders towards our country! [you are autistic]

Socialism is one of the root-causes of our downfall, and if you neglect this; guess who is the autistic here?
I haven't said anything about military governments, I'm against it also.

so what you do you think it's the thing that will save us from being a shithole, as you said?

>Because I like Brazil, I like some aspects of our culture [which I want to become the universal standards for all Brazilians] and I'd rather try to make this shit better than cowardly live in another country. I'll fight for this shit until the end.


You.... i like you, but slow down on the autism.

>movement called Vidas Pretas Importam
Made me kek.

It is difficult; (i) we need a conservative party [no, we don't have one] which stands for our nation best interest, which really represents our people. (ii) We need to extirpate this idea of state-gimme-everything tough [also our public contest mind], in order to diminish the power of our oppressive Liviatan. (iii) Lower taxas and create a pro-capitalism nation and, mainly, create a strong national capitalism [the military and Vargas failed miserably, because of this state-owns-everything mentality]. (iv) A pro-conservative education, a strong one; by extirpating communists ideologies from the mind of our kids. That would be a start, I think.

Cannot be any worse than Russia and China.

so you want us to abandon our culture and embrace korean/japanese culture? god you must be really good with girls

At this point, all the Brazilians are in some kind of autism... blinded from reality, and it appears you are no better.

No, I want to enhance our culture. Who the fuck said something about Korean/Japanese culture? Holy shit.

Yeah, because you really think I talk this way with girls I want to fuck... rsrsrsrs... I just lie or become another person to get laid.

i love how you can't argue without resorting to sarcasm

It'd have to be quite the success to be profitable, even discounting the infrastructure that will mostly go unused afterwards

What's a kuruminha

Brazilian meme mascot based on a amazonian girl.

>tfw I will have this filthy flag for one more year until I get my Italian citizenship and move out of this shithole

I want to shitpost as an European already.

China was a gigantic success and Russia didn't host the Olympics.

Winter olympics, dumbfuck.

>Winter olympics

Not Olympics.

What was wrong about them?

>vidas pretas importam
>prietas
keked fucking hard

how are things going between other ehtnic groups? i mean, everyone knows that black are hostile towards pretty much everything that moves, but how are things between caucasians, japs and the other non black mixed people?

Yes, Brazil to organize World Cup and Olympics fell on us like Hiroshima and Nagazaki.

Nunca será seu macaco.
Vai ficar aqui pra definhar ou pra cooperar.

my babymama lives and Rio and tells me its a trainwreck

The only ones who got murdered was the Bra7-1ian soccer team

a tragic day

Press F to pay respects

I want kuruminha to laugh into my mouth

i forgot about this

14 bilion dollars for the wc. 14 bilion dollars for the olympics.
Your grandchildren will still be paying those pharaonic projects.

us aussies will be ready to commence operation "banter brazil to death" when the olympics start

This is now a Hue Hues getting their shit rekt by the white men thread

Why couldn't they host the cup in the Germanic south?

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Brazilians are still filing a rape charge against Germany

Time to disband the olympics.

How many Brazilians do you think got enriched by the big white cock on that day?


>Oh big German guy please civilize me and take me

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Source?

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holy shit what anime
those guys do look brazilian lmao
except no one would get mad at that

40% of the Brazilian population is as pure black as as the 20% of the USA I've heard!

Nigga we've all seen videos of Brazilians, all the indios and blacks look mixed as hell

>Australian paralympian robbed at gunpoint in Rio
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>New Zealand jiu-jitsu athlete kidnapped by men in police uniforms and forced to withdraw money
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>Massively behind schedule and shitty quality infrastructure and athletes village
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>Body parts wash up near Olympics beach volleyball site
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>Sewage spills and pollution
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>Russian doping scandal and bans
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>Zika virus
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>ISIS terrorists
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>Australian news crew had a lucky escape after almost being robbed of their camera gear by a group of transvestites along Rio de Janeiro’s most famous beach
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>black are hostile towards pretty much everything that moves
Not here, if you act like a retarded monkey you will get fucked up, the majority of social groups here are just meme fuel

what if we export Zika to africa for population control

Are you using an archive site because they took the original articles down?

I think that North Korea's ballistic missile tests are more likely to succeed than these games

Zika came from Africa

>robbed by transvestites

>Rio Mayor Eduardo Paes had responded to Australian criticism by saying the village is "more beautiful" than Sydney's for the 2000 Games and that he was about to put "a kangaroo jumping outside" to "make them feel at home".

jesus christ what a fucking piece of shit

It's just banter, mate

lel

>aquele sentimento quando tu nunca vais abrir as pernas duma nativa e fazer pardos

ok but who is this girl

Hold on to that thought m8. Good luck!

ARYAN MASTER RACE.