Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, dairy life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに。

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乙、ねぶたって夏だっけ

相変わらずスレが一つ以上ですね

福島リラ貼りまくってるイギリスちょいと自重しような?

C A N A D A 君
A
N
A
D
A

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fucking leaf

×スレが一つ以上
○スレが2つ以上 or スレが一つより多い

2 WERE NOT ENOUGH

2 WHAT?

来たやで

↑日本語スレのこと

What happened in Canada recently, user? Did they put something in the water?

Haven't seen a lot of quality leafposting these past few months 2bh.

上手いなー
やられた

おちゅでちゅ
それが日本語スレ
スレが一つ以上⊇スレが2つ以上

2 penises

>quality leafposting
doesn't exist

どっちがトンスル?

こっちやで

quality leafposting=terrible shit posting

文法警察大量発生

then I guess i'm the only good leafposterカッコ笑いwww

それでいいんじゃないか

このスレの?
どこに?

bout to fap lads

全く、キチガイだね
前スレでやっているよ

そんなことないだよ

カワイイから許すンゴねえ

なるほど

The Tokyo gubernatorial election is held today.
But man, what a bunch of jokers.
I bet these guys just want attention.

I hope it's consensual

So we can all agree

A~chan > Yuka > Onigiri

Right?

I heard he was an asshole

そんなにゴリラが好きなんか?

I can't make head or tail of it.
What kind of cipher are you using?

そりゃパンツ屋はキチガイなのは
皆知ってますしおすし

少なくとも似非ジャーナリストよりは楽しい東京になりそう

All of them are cute in their way
But my favourite is cute, lovable, boyish onigiri

結局、岡山県と山口県の一部地域で使われている
方言だったらしいから、一般的な日本語じゃなかったってさ
これで終いで良いだろ

I would vote for Matayoshi Jesus...!!
If he weren't absent this time.
Maybe I should commit sudoku.

Listen, she used to look the worst, but she aged the best. Nocchi and especially Yuka are aging poorly. And she's the only one who can actually sing. Now stop calling her that you rude guy!

>Be prepared for the difficulty of the task. Most Japanese guys won't be interested in foreign girls, so the guys you will like will usually not. But it's always important to stay who you are and be true to yourself!

wikihow.com/Get-a-Japanese-Boyfriend

watch

I used to think Yuka was the worst but she was a semen queen when she was younger. Nocchi is such casual-tier taste but I feel bad when A-chan and Yuka bully her :(

自分を触りたい

ワイのも触ってええで

こんにちは。

読んできたぞw
結局、一つの例文もパンツは出せなかったのかww
哀れwwww

は。

fap fap fap

watch

おはよう

This picture alone is enough to devalue all her "dainty girl" images.
We'll be never, ever, able to restore it.

>Old Japanese man
>Asshole

What a surprise user, I totally wasn't expecting it.

なるほど、「誰がスレを混ぜている」っていう例文じゃないうえに、一方言だったのかwww
痛快だねw

You sound like a Korean with that logic

watchQ.E,D.

パンツ屋が大敗北したやつだろ?
もう読んだよ。

どうしてそんなこと言うの…?

perfumeのこと全然知らないんっすけど軽く調べてみたらやっぱのっちがいい

完全にパンツ屋が論破して終わっていてるのだれども
そういう嘘を平気でつくのはどうかと思う

せやな

デコに射精したいんだな
僕もその気持ちわかるよ

You don't see the irony of saying even though there is a positive image today, the past will forever overshadow it?

一方言ってことと、例文を出せなかったことは
読んでくればすぐ分かるよ?

それに、パンツ屋は辞書からの引用もないし
完全論破されてるのはパンツ屋のほうやんw

あんたはデコで興奮するの?変な人

普段は言わないが、今日は言わせてもらう
自演乙

What age is your earliest memory?

I can't remember anything before the age of 5 or 6, but I see lots of people claiming to remember things from when they were 1-2.

顔はのっち
おっぱいはあ〜ちゃん
足はかしゆか

konnichiwa
aliceclub.net/archives/post-4836.html
what are they talking in this page?
>sauce onegaishimasu

例文に進行形でないといちゃもんつけているだけ

君は「全て」と言ったので一つでも反例をだせば終わりになる。

これ以上、こちらのスレに持ち込むな

4 or 5 maybe

Would you believe it if I say I have past life memories?

Something like 4 or 5 for me too, but I'm not sure if it is actual memory I have retained from the time of the event or something I recreated from what I heard from other people.

tell us.

when i was around 2-3 my 8? year old sister took me in our closet, blindfolded me and tried to suck my dick, then tried to insert it inside her
after that didn't go so well she took me back to our bed and was french kissing me for a while

暖かいちんぽであいつのデコをナデナデして興奮させると考えたら誰でも興奮するぞ

俺に言われてもな?

相手の要求する例文を出せなかったのはパンツ屋だし、一方言だったんだから大敗北だろ

What made you feel it's okay to make up a story like that????

Tell us about your past life, user.

Were you a nobleman? A farmer? A shopkeep? A soldier?

it's not made up and i don't really care if you believe me or not

Don't worry. It didn't happen. It's okay to feel comfortable with your sexuality now.

3 years old
Someone asked me,"how old are you?"
i said"i'm 3 "
then,The person praised me very much.kek

自演も何も俺がそう書いているだけど
あのな
広辞苑には
『混ぜる→まず[交ず・雑ず・混ず]1中略加えてかき乱すこと』第二版
もう、完璧に終わった議論なの

毎日歩いてるのにエレブーが見つからない……

卵から出るの待つしかないやろなあ

Remember slinging crack in DC when I was 3

>加えてかき乱すこと
第六版の広辞苑を見ているが、この定義は載ってないぞ。

こちらでちなみに第六版の混ぜるについての、全項目をコピーして向こうに貼っておいて

ブーバーは捕まえたんやがなあ
エレブー欲しいねん

Is there any point in learning Hiragana stroke order if you have no intention of ever writing Japanese?

I know someone who chose French as a foreign language elective in college.
He had no intention of using French after graduation, but now he's working in a French company reporting to a French boss.

ピカチュウはまだか

まだ

知らないうちに4時になったんだわ
ちょっと寝る

>わ
気持ち悪い

気持ち悪くないんだわ

ムーミン、
おやすみ
いや、清原の親分も使っているでぇ

13歳を超えて「僕」を使う男性なんて
恥を知らないのか?