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reply to my post please
brit women are ugly and stink.
kate
4th
pennis and also dicke and balls
/willies of brit/ edition
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about ready to cry rn
reminder that you are now posting during robot hours
remove normies
Tim likes Karen Carpenter 2bqh
Can someone post that juicy cock hanging out the shorts pic
Women edition
sissy yank willies and prime British beef
Think its the Shite they put in yanks water makes em so gay
what's wrong?
repostan
I think the thing that seems the most hot about sucking a willy isn't the act itself but when the other lad shoots his hot cum out onto your face, or into your mouth. (I'd prefer the latter)
hi please see
Is it gay wanking to a male bum, keep in mind it's a cute bum
aja porque? yo no puedo hablar español, todo este pasa por google translate antes de postearlo
People are born gay 2bh
fun fact about the guy with the big dick next to a keyboard. he's also the guy that tried to quit drinking and didn't sleep for 3 days then started hallucinating
Died at the battle of the boyne ha ha what a loser
bit worried to post after but v close to goal gf
Any other straight lads fantasise about getting fucked up the bum?
pirate scumbags
>all this cock talk
By my gf wearing a strap on
he's into his gay icons isn't he
hey it's me I just got off the train
Just try it.
He has the Wizard of Oz soundtrack I think too
literally the best radiohead song 2bh
IT'S NO SURPRISE TO ME I AM MY OWN WORST ENEMY
I watch a lot of gay porn (although not exclusively) and I have only ever been interested in dating my male acquaintances but I'm not gay
I do think that one day I will be interested in a woman but it just hasn't happened yet
While it's real bender hours, does anybody want to be my internet bf?
Post willy first
Yes, I like to imagine lying on my back and wrapping my legs around him as he absolutely destroys my anus
YES
post throwaway skype
I wank to gay porn at least once a week to make sure I'm not gay
nice pic
Good god... where have all these faggots come from?
Britain.
now this thread got filled of gay pirates
Rate
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>tfw can't wank without ripping my foreskin in about 6 places
grim
envying the yanks atm
wwowowowow
>why no, the powerful member of a fellow man has never entered 'twixt these cheeks, my good sir, the mere thought of such an act of depravity sickens me
I'd want to be fucked doggy style like a slut
Same, I think it's just because I know more men than women though
Fucking got a 2 day ban for a post I made 3 hours ago didn't even break any rules fucking stupid janny you ruined my weekend fucking fag fucking fag fucking fag
not sure how to feel as a straight man having loads of men say i have a nice dick. i've always known my dick was big but it was the thought of benders liking it that stopped me ever posting it. but then i did it while drunk
So demanding :/
Terrible. Also sounds moor accent.
Are you Paky?
llf (laughing like fuck)
Reminder that there's a thread for all this homoerotic discussion.
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I'd just prefer to be fucked in a position where I can kiss the other guy (not in a gay way tho)
dumb pirate frogposter....
ajaja pero esperaba que ibas a ser muy amable :( callate pendejo, tu ingles es una mierda, enviame un vocaroo y te lo juzgo
The reconquista was a mistake
Lower rightmost.
girls must absolutely love it
you can rest assured that this is something you will never be insecure about
put a lot of moisturiser on your bellend. I used to have the same thing but I just pulled my foreskin back every time I washed and used a lot of moisturiser on my willy now it's pretty much fine
god dammit I've never had to link cross-board before
it's on /lgbt/
there are a couple of boards for it too
Never really liked any women as much as I've liked other guys.
Would you let a lad suck your cock if you were drunk? no sex, just cocksucking
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not te lo juzgo
something thats right
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nice one lad, thanks for the advice I'll try that
too embarrassed to see the doctor after all, think I'd rather neck myself aha
would you let him cum inside?
its ok newfriend
we've all done it once
tease :[
it's actually getting pretty cold in my room right now
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have you not seperated that shit yet
thought that happened when you were like 12 lol
If he isn't disease ridden then yes, it's not like I'll get pregnant, I just have to clean the cum out of my bumhole
My cat and my grandma are sleeping now, sorry.
i saw the doctor about it and he also mentioned that smoking could apparently be bad for it cos it dries out+tightens the skin
>but then i did it while drunk
how often do you get drunk?
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>tfw lisicki has been significantly more scarce in these threads since his drunkposting tirade
Most brit women are ugly ye but the greatest beauties came from brit
Post chilly willy
worst general since cromwell
why are you unable to view some youtube videos on a mobile app? why the fuck would anyone do that?
good feel
just did dirty talk whilst exchanging pics whilst me and a girl mutually wanked off over whatsapp
feels weird lads
i know it must sound really shallow but having a 7.8 inch dick is great for my confidence at times
sexually i'm not interested at all but for money i'd consider it
ajajaj olvidé que la mayoría de vosotros vive con padres
no te da vergüenza? no tienes trabajo o que?
done a lewd while fantasising about certain /brit/ lads
now time for beddy byes
Kek
lads
should I torrent A Knight's Tale? is it any good
i do that because i want my videos to me watched and appreciated in full quality on a big screen.
had 'e-sex' or whatever you call it with a yank girl on skype, just voice chat though
was really weird desu
done it a few times with her and only really enjoyed it once
done it before. felt disgusted with myself after I came desu.
glad I have a gf now
ayo gibsmedat
Incredibly comfy movie.
if you look at the times, i was wankered the first 4 times i posted it, after that i guess i just thought the cat was out of the bag so it didn't matter. i posted that "thoughts" one sat in the car just because i was bored and wanted (You)'s