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heterosexuality edition

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brit women are ugly and stink.

kate

4th

pennis and also dicke and balls

/willies of brit/ edition

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about ready to cry rn

reminder that you are now posting during robot hours

remove normies

Tim likes Karen Carpenter 2bqh

Can someone post that juicy cock hanging out the shorts pic

Women edition

sissy yank willies and prime British beef

Think its the Shite they put in yanks water makes em so gay

what's wrong?

repostan

I think the thing that seems the most hot about sucking a willy isn't the act itself but when the other lad shoots his hot cum out onto your face, or into your mouth. (I'd prefer the latter)

hi please see

Is it gay wanking to a male bum, keep in mind it's a cute bum

aja porque? yo no puedo hablar español, todo este pasa por google translate antes de postearlo

People are born gay 2bh

fun fact about the guy with the big dick next to a keyboard. he's also the guy that tried to quit drinking and didn't sleep for 3 days then started hallucinating

Died at the battle of the boyne ha ha what a loser

bit worried to post after but v close to goal gf

Any other straight lads fantasise about getting fucked up the bum?

pirate scumbags

>all this cock talk

By my gf wearing a strap on

he's into his gay icons isn't he

hey it's me I just got off the train

Just try it.

He has the Wizard of Oz soundtrack I think too

literally the best radiohead song 2bh

IT'S NO SURPRISE TO ME I AM MY OWN WORST ENEMY

I watch a lot of gay porn (although not exclusively) and I have only ever been interested in dating my male acquaintances but I'm not gay

I do think that one day I will be interested in a woman but it just hasn't happened yet

While it's real bender hours, does anybody want to be my internet bf?

Post willy first

Yes, I like to imagine lying on my back and wrapping my legs around him as he absolutely destroys my anus

YES

post throwaway skype

I wank to gay porn at least once a week to make sure I'm not gay

nice pic

Good god... where have all these faggots come from?

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Britain.

now this thread got filled of gay pirates

Rate

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>tfw can't wank without ripping my foreskin in about 6 places

grim
envying the yanks atm

wwowowowow

>why no, the powerful member of a fellow man has never entered 'twixt these cheeks, my good sir, the mere thought of such an act of depravity sickens me

I'd want to be fucked doggy style like a slut

Same, I think it's just because I know more men than women though

Fucking got a 2 day ban for a post I made 3 hours ago didn't even break any rules fucking stupid janny you ruined my weekend fucking fag fucking fag fucking fag

not sure how to feel as a straight man having loads of men say i have a nice dick. i've always known my dick was big but it was the thought of benders liking it that stopped me ever posting it. but then i did it while drunk

So demanding :/

Terrible. Also sounds moor accent.

Are you Paky?

llf (laughing like fuck)

Reminder that there's a thread for all this homoerotic discussion.

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I'd just prefer to be fucked in a position where I can kiss the other guy (not in a gay way tho)

dumb pirate frogposter....

ajaja pero esperaba que ibas a ser muy amable :( callate pendejo, tu ingles es una mierda, enviame un vocaroo y te lo juzgo

The reconquista was a mistake

Lower rightmost.

girls must absolutely love it

you can rest assured that this is something you will never be insecure about

put a lot of moisturiser on your bellend. I used to have the same thing but I just pulled my foreskin back every time I washed and used a lot of moisturiser on my willy now it's pretty much fine

god dammit I've never had to link cross-board before

it's on /lgbt/

there are a couple of boards for it too

Never really liked any women as much as I've liked other guys.

Would you let a lad suck your cock if you were drunk? no sex, just cocksucking

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not te lo juzgo
something thats right

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nice one lad, thanks for the advice I'll try that
too embarrassed to see the doctor after all, think I'd rather neck myself aha

would you let him cum inside?

its ok newfriend

we've all done it once

tease :[

it's actually getting pretty cold in my room right now

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have you not seperated that shit yet

thought that happened when you were like 12 lol

If he isn't disease ridden then yes, it's not like I'll get pregnant, I just have to clean the cum out of my bumhole

My cat and my grandma are sleeping now, sorry.

i saw the doctor about it and he also mentioned that smoking could apparently be bad for it cos it dries out+tightens the skin

>but then i did it while drunk

how often do you get drunk?
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>tfw lisicki has been significantly more scarce in these threads since his drunkposting tirade

Most brit women are ugly ye but the greatest beauties came from brit

Post chilly willy

worst general since cromwell

why are you unable to view some youtube videos on a mobile app? why the fuck would anyone do that?

good feel

just did dirty talk whilst exchanging pics whilst me and a girl mutually wanked off over whatsapp

feels weird lads

i know it must sound really shallow but having a 7.8 inch dick is great for my confidence at times

sexually i'm not interested at all but for money i'd consider it

ajajaj olvidé que la mayoría de vosotros vive con padres

no te da vergüenza? no tienes trabajo o que?

done a lewd while fantasising about certain /brit/ lads

now time for beddy byes

Kek

lads

should I torrent A Knight's Tale? is it any good

i do that because i want my videos to me watched and appreciated in full quality on a big screen.

had 'e-sex' or whatever you call it with a yank girl on skype, just voice chat though

was really weird desu

done it a few times with her and only really enjoyed it once

done it before. felt disgusted with myself after I came desu.

glad I have a gf now

ayo gibsmedat

Incredibly comfy movie.

if you look at the times, i was wankered the first 4 times i posted it, after that i guess i just thought the cat was out of the bag so it didn't matter. i posted that "thoughts" one sat in the car just because i was bored and wanted (You)'s