You have 10 seconds to explain why you didn't come to Brazil yet

You have 10 seconds to explain why you didn't come to Brazil yet.

Will be there shortly, if I don't get murdered by favela niggers I think it'll be fun

Brown samba shithole

no money :(

Too poor.

I'm poor

I don't want to die from one thing or another, whether it be some godawful disease that makes your intestines explode or the gangs in the slums

I don't want to die just yet

I have a real hard time taking anyone speaking Portuguese seriously. Bunda porn? Ok, but a cop wanting a bribe?

The places as safe as here, cost the same amount as here.

because of brazilian people

I want my kids to have normal sized heads.

Full of niggers, though I say that about all countries

Because i already live in a tropical country. I would die in brazil with the kind of heat you guys have.

Don't worry soon Iceland will be filled with niggers too.

poor

also you guys are a terrible country filled with terrible people, no offense

I have, it was kewl.

This is a trap.

Not once Trump wins and yanks stop their trans-continental shilling

I have a babymama in Brazil

pls come to brasil

Why would I

because I'm literally lily white, and I'll either burn to death in the tropical sun, or get disappeared and ransomed, or mugged and drowned

le maymays

I'll be there in January user. I have a 1 day layover in Sao Paulo and will spend 4 hours in Rio's airport. I wish I could stay longer thou

pls come

nobody is coming to my olympic games

Is like have olimpic games in Iraq or Syria.

I don't want to die.

Why?

It's just this feeling called 'survival' that I have.

I am a broke NEET that doesn't speak Portuguese and up until a few days ago I had no interest in the country because everyone there would want to kill me.

The the waifu came along and well you know...

Well, it is true.

Zika and favela niggers

Zika, crime, brown people, corruption, pollution