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me on the left edition

first for UNA

love a good flag lads
how else would i know where i am

Anybody else from Sup Forums here?

long form banter

Canadian JF's please go

Yes, yes, I will be a pleb, but does anyone actually have anything better than Tarantino or Fargo or Lord of the Rings?

Canada has the world's only funny flag

kiwi's can FO

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How was game night with your family lads

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I don't even know what they are but they aren't purple so they ain't worth shit

mam and dad started fighting and now hes spending the night in a motel :(

its the most aesthetic flag of the modern era

Notice the decidedly JF flag and the lack of saint george's cross on it

benin's flag is nicer

It's a drawing of a massive red fucking leaf mate haha

notice my foot in your face kid

DOOOOOOOOOODGE-

-BAAAAAAAAAAAALL

peru + leaf

Kek

Me and the lad

its there if you close your left eye and squint

fag taigs

leaves are perfect by nature

whenever I go to the club there is at least 1 tall lad who is by himself and being obnoxious

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Cats sitting on me, awww. X

>Can only sleep in four hour installments

Fuck this life lmao

All me

du calme tu veux ! je suis calme, pierre!

howling

>welsh and scots are foreign
>cancucks arent
what did he mean by this

Can you give him his string now?

tfw that feel

stop feeling up my friend's gfs

>cats
ħéłłó ®éððíŧ

On the bus home lads
Me and the driver are the only irish
fuck sake haha

Gave him his string earlier though he gave me some lovebites haha. x

For fucks sake, has Ireland become multicultural too?

Mmmm... Naw

>>cats
>ħéłłó ®éððíŧ

We enriched it quite some time ago lad

>tfw want to jerk off but kitty refuse to leave my knees
wut do lads?

tbf most are asian tourists but yes dublin is quickly becoming a multicultural city

No. Aussies and Kiwis are JFs.

So are Mooseniggers.

Meet The Feebles

Does he have a ball of string or just little pieces you cut up for him?

*bends you over*
*slaps your tight muscular buttocks*
you've been a naughty boy :p

>people who aren't Irish can't be of the same culture as the Irish
hmmm

i literally rode an english girl so GET KEKED HAHAHA

fucking kill the vile creature.

Are you the 3" Paddy?

As hilarious as the leaf is, it's easy to forget that it is actually Canada's real flag.

When le weed man goes to the UN to talk about feminism, what's on the desk in front of him? A fucking leaf.

When an Air Canada plane lands at Toronto airport full of Syrian refugee families, what's on the tailfin? A fucking leaf.

When Canada goes to the Olympics and wins a bronze in shooting or some other meme sport, and the lesbian Chinese woman from Montreal stands proudly on the podium, what's rippling in the wind behind her? A fucking leaf.

mate I think you need to leave

They're just pieces of string from a blanket that's coming apart.

I fucking hate Harry Potter.

literally can't think of a national leader that i'd bum more than weed man

they cant
the only people who integrate well usually are western europeans
Nonwhites are always seen as outsiders and eastern europeans stick to themselves

Tags, Fags, and Hags: A 21st Century Look Into the Racism, Homophobia, and Sexism of Britain's Past

what do you think of my book title?

Tell me that you're inviting in white people at least
What are you trying to say?

You wanna go bruv? I'll fucking take you
Let's go!

no im the nightshift lad
why does everyone ask me that

very problematic

old

hope the admins of unilad and lad bible get awful cancer

Shite, like Aussie's craic.

Is the lil homie tearing the blanket apart?

you're scaring my kitty :|

What about May?

he has pretty eyes and nice hair

>they can't
>proceeds to give examples of people who can
really makes you think
The Irish lad said him and the bus driver were the only Irish and then you brought up multiculturalism. This implied people who aren't Irish (e.g. Brits) have a different culture to the Irish.

I hope you realise that different countries often have identical cultures.

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>this one drooling loon still ranting about my country
umm maybe stop honey

Haha I know

Just messing but that nigga is always going on about his tiny willy so it's fun to associate all the Paddys with tiny willies

i mean there are europeans of course over here but they dont stick out.
the main nonwhites are nigerians. The christians arent too bad but the muslim nigerians have like a 50% unemployment rate. No political party even discusses immigration

*club security escorts you out*
*you come back 30 minutes later and do the same thing*

Nah, he's pretty tame though he does use the carpet for that purpose. He's on my right hand now, sleeping, dont wanna move it haha.

It's about as good as your country

Sounds about right
Are you me?

>le hate trudeau meme
epic

she a qt but shes a bit old

*spanks you harder*

agreed

he's 44 lad and he's still fine as hell

jealousy

feel bad for desu probably only place he can vent
doubt he stays up this late though. Only utter cretins and nightshifters do

what you on about lad, i think he's great

Pics :3
Whats his name?

It's 6:30 mate

this is the typical night out in Sydney

you said you wanted to burn him

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>yeah and ive been up all night senpai

Yes, British people are not Irish. I know that it might be a bit difficult for you to understand, but please try.
>Look up demographics of Ireland
>it's less than 90% Irih

How could you let this happen

why cant poms pronounce 'th' correctly

:(
he's nice and you reminded me of the cancer captchas

Irish people are British silly billy

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fiss isnt a fing shut up

liceland

most of that is europeans tbf. Decent bit of english and a lot of eastern euros
the thing is so many irish people emigrate that people have this romantic view of immigrants and wont say anything against them

>British people are not Irish. I know that it might be a bit difficult for you to understand, but please try.
You don't actually know what multiculturalism is do you?