East Asia + Greater China co-prosperity thread

Invited:
Good China
Bad China
Bad China's two little Cantonese drug and gambling dens
Japan
Both Koreas
Mongos
Sino-Singaporeans and Malaysians
Huaqiao and other overseas Asians and Asian-speakers

OFFICIALLY UNINVITED: LAODONG PHILIPPINES IF YOU HATE OUR ISLAND SO MUCH GO BE SEX WORKERS AND BOX PACKERS IN JAPAN

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dumb laowai not welcome here

Today's topic: what is the best Sino-Tibetan language group and why is it Min?

What does 이백리 mean?

probably 200 days

200里

What will China do if Trump is king of Murica?

Also, Yandere cuties invited :3

what are 'Bad China' and 'Bad China's blahblah'?
indeed, I don't know Good China much.

you mean my China or the other China?
bad China will probably be pretty happy, conservatives love outsourcing jobs
good China won't be too happy because we just went all out trying to elect a more liberal president and all

but the best answer is probably nothing. mostly developed countries don't particularly react to other mostly developed countries getting a change of head of state

I've heard Trump hiring Chinese workers or something despite his rhetoric against them. Then again....he can't even be clear on Muslims.

Actually now that I think about it, the mainland would be quite happy as you put it since Trump would actually focus less on assisting allied nations militarily unless they pay

Might make the whole taking over the South China Sea and other territorial disputes easier without big bro Murica watching

it's hard to say what Trump would actually do. he talks a whole lot of shit but it's clear to anyone paying attention that he has no policy behind anything he says. more likely than not he'll just be a status quo president, so just take Bush and Obama's policies and ride on them

Do you agree?

>unified indochina
nope
>Uyghur Tibet
NOOOOOOPE

Why would you want split Indochina?
They have several cultural similiarities among them.
United, the borders are more aesthetic.
Its an United Kingdom after all, not a centralized government, so they can be different to various degrees.

He's probably aware of this. He has the tendency to tone down his rhetoric through adding some disclaimer such as "I support immigration" or "Mexicans can still come in legally".

Given his nature, his statements are meant to provoke and paint him as someone amusing so that people would vote for him just for more of the keks

But Clinton is no better. And I am glad more are seeing the truth

We might as well make an Asian-wide EU styled superstate.

China will take Germoney's role. Now give malaysia some of that cash for bailout

>they have several cultural similarities among them
so you want to unify Korea and Japan?

>all of these precarious economies
>setting the stage for another Asian currency crisis
>Singapullout and Brunexit in 3 seconds

Why would you want that?
We can simply be military allies and free trade

Do you know the history of the region?
There have been countless wars there, and territories are constantly shifting.
Really, many, wars.
Laos for example, half of it is under Thai control today, in case you don't know.
Laos used to be bigger.

Persia is nice.
I want to ally to Persia.

Isn't that the original EU in a nutshell?

>Najib is missing from office along top ministers and MPs
>Riots everywhere in Malaysia
>Sarawak and Sabah secede and joins brunei
>Singapore, Penang and Johor merge into a single democratic monarchy

territories always shift
national borders, especially in developing areas, are almost always drawn on a whim
all of Indochina used to be united by France, but at least after WWII they tried to give the people some semblance of sovereignty in the way they drew borders, Indonesia still got fucked though, but that was Netherlands' fault.

Anyway, the only countries I could think of actually tying together are Laos, Cambodia, and maybe Thailand. But doing so would bring Thailand down.

I love Taiwan.
Especially Taiwanese girl's feet.
This is why I will start learning Mandarin next month so I can move to Taiwan to further my language studies and eventually find a Taiwanese wife to succ on her toes.

T A I W A N Z A N !

what about kitty feet
do you love kitty feet

forgot pic

I agree.
Taiwanese are sexy.
Let's study Mandarin together.

Kitty feet are cute with they little jelly bean looking pads.

Taiwanese girl feet are hot af.

sure go for it
there's a girl in this language exchange group I'm on who wants to meet a German speaker, maybe you can fugg

Is she QT?

>i'll never be a cat and have this happen to me

Wow what a tsundere neko

Wow...cute

>Armenia is still tiny compared to its historical extent.

triggered

金寶

This is my Chinese name I have chosen for myself.
Gold Baby, I think it's pretty cute but also has this promise of wealth in it.
Girls will love it I'm sure.

Oh and my last name will be 安

I wanna eat da pussy pussy

wew lad

金寶(宝)安
Gold treasure peace?

Hello

Going to Hong Kong ans Shenzen for a business trip in 2 weeks. Anything I should expect? Will the managers etc in a factory speak decent english?

Should I bother with learning a few corteous phrases?

An Jinbei
he's going to be a whale shark

in HK you should expect good English from a manager, you can't get through a good university without proving your English skills there

Shenzhen I'm not sure, maybe you'll get lucky

You should learn how to say "pleased to meet you" in Cantonese, it will make you look like a thankful guest in Hong Kong. Probably enough to use that in Shenzhen too, although Mandarin would be safer once you pass the mainland border

I'm Gold Baby.
I took the name from Mulan, it's this guy.

那是甚平鮫 lol
He is Jin bao an.

Nice. Yeah HK does seem a lot more civilized. Lucklily Shenzen is just across the border. Is facebook etc all blocked there?

Looking forward to it! Probably wont have that much time off, but if any one has any reccomandations for either, im open.

Street food, parks, anything.

>教住在台灣的人中文
Wow, you Japanese really do have big egos

Yeah it's all blocked in mainland China. Shenzhen won't be more or less civilized than HK, it's just a short train ride anyway.
Check out the peak in HK at sunset if you can, it's crowded as fuck but still a nice view.

the Great Firewall covers all of Mainland PRC and excludes Hong Kong and Macau

I'm spoiled living in Taiwan, but I think HK food is underwhelming. The best food there is bbq and dim sum, everything else is bland. Otherwise you can get kebabs and Nepalese curry

你们对spain有着如何印象,我特别看不上他们。

>go to Barcelona
>get robbed
>go to Madrid
>get robbed
>mfw

yeah just eat dim sum all day.
HK food is really nothing special and too expensive for what it is.
But I'm sure you'll have business dinners in fancy places anyway

That's called as 'Jinbei' in Taiwanese?
That's interesting.

no I was making a joke
which bomb stripped the humor from your soil?

Do you guys feel weird posting on here considering that it's 90%+ westerners

Why would we be sacred of a bunch of sissy white boys?

The genius people use Kanji in Japan, so the sentence with many Kanji exceeds our intelligence.
That is similar to the power of English a little.

Hello my Asian brothers. How will we take over the world today?

We let the whites destroy themselves with political correctness

Now if only we can keep it away from us...

No, you have to look west.

>muslim quasi dictatorship
>falling to political correctness

Lol

What do you mean?

Feminism is not the answer friend

Not yet but it's getting there sadly

Is it true?

Taiwan = Malay = Madagascar

They are not similar much..

nothing particular.
Malaysia implemented so called Look East policy in the past so I just thought it's good time for them to eagerly incorporate western ethics and values this time.

We would love to but too much political hurdles are blocking this.

We are practically trapped between two incompetent political parties and we are all too busy ranting about the government while sipping on a cup of Teh tarik and a plate of nasi Lemak

>tfw you're at a concert with your Taiwanese friend you never made any sexual advances to
>tfw she starts grinding her ass on your dick
>tfw I hold her from behind and she leans in on me all the time and holds my hand
>tfw as soon as the show is over and the lights go on she is back to normal and keeps her respectful distance

What should I have done
I just wanted to enjoy the concert lol (Taiwanese shoegaze)
We can fuck afterwards if you want to but don't play me like that

It means she wants to fuck you

Cot damn

It's just a dance bro

>dancing to shoegaze
we were standing in a crowd in front of the stage

You're implying their not sex tou- I mean english teachers.

>cossacks
wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=uAzvwRjHQgo

was it this band?

你在SPAIN时亲身经历的吗,我也听说过南欧边其实挺不安全的,年轻人失业者多,治安自然也变不好的,SPAIN

No it was doodle

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They had a really good supporting act too, shame they only had free stickers as merch and no CDs
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she got turned off because the music was shit

kek
should have went to a da mouth show eh
frick off pleb
this is music for true PATRICIANS

The main problem for turists in Spain is pickpocketing... Luckily enough we dont have almost any violent crime (one of the least violent countries in the world).

Another consideration is that most thieves aint even spaniards...

Who /overseaschinese/ here?

Post: A/S/L, where your parents are from, where you were born, and compare.

23/M/Chicago, Taiwanese American here, born and raised in the Chicagoland area.

你们觉得我应该上完Law School的时候,我能来亚洲发展吗?我一直想要去台湾找一个很有钱的美女,把他带回到芝加哥结婚。台湾/亚洲现在环境好不好? 能找得到工作吗?

>inb4 simplified Chinese, my dad worked in Mainland China after my parents got divorced, so I learned to write and speak Chinese like a mainlander. My mom tells me all the time to stop talking like a commie.

Your mother is a good woman.

大家觉得白人对我们的态度怎样?
我想听听直率的印象 特别对于SPAIN人。