/brit/

Bob's your uncle edition

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korean pop

jog on jappy

Fanny

is he though

Going to London tomorrow, what should I do

Hmm

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i live with this lad who just perplexes me

he is fat as all fuck yet says he has a small appetite and never eats much when there is a shared meal

yet when i see him cook he has half a 500g mince in a bolognaise to himself, i suspect this is the only thing he likes

he seems incredibly slow. the guy is 24 and is working a below 20k job in order to 'save to go travelling'

just thinking about it makes my head hurt. luckily he is moving out in a month

got a busy day today lads:

>running
>going to nannie's for dinner
>clean the house
>watch formula 1 highlights
>robot wars (highlight)
>have a shave

FOY

you did it

Need youtube taken out of business

always getting tim recommended in the side bar. not even subscribed

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Normie roooo

*plays the syrian national anthem*

I WANNA RUN AWAY

67 words done today lads

please could you get my permission before makings posts on Sup Forums about me? thanks

what are you writing friend?

worst PM in history?

not on, sunshine

Fuck off Irishman you don't deserve an opinion on him

thesis m8

is 1 page obligatory for a CV or what

what's it about?

Jsus hahaha

mine's 2

the thesis in your essay is only supposed to be a sentence or two lmao

did he do anything good?

she wants a man from /cum/

And? Is she?

one of yes

Turned being PM into a PR act

I've got the dumb guy who gets it wrong
The young boy who tags along
The mafioso and the wheelchair guy
And the quiet one from Tokyo who's good with knives
I got the tough chick who might be gay
And both types of Indian
I got the fat guy with his pants half down
And a guy who's kinda mocha but he just ain't black enough to be the black man in my gang

is Sup Forums dying?

youtube.com/watch?v=mnqj31VPNoE bangers only

it's Sunday
when will you go to church today

Hopefully. Only Twitter is a bigger disgrace to humanity

Potatoes

mine's 2

don't go much if any more than that, but you'd hope that you have enough good points to fill out more than just 1 page

rather the lack of them

man i feel it kinda is hey, but at least we got eachother

Ireland’s Great Famine: An Overview

post more nigger kickball players please

and is that normally acceptable, or only if youre going for a proper career job or what? I only want some casual student work and dont have a host of work history and I still struggle trying to make it look good on one page

>complaining about the 'chon on the 'chon

heh

yes /o/ Sup Forums and Sup Forums have slowed alot in the last 3 years

I can't speak for anywhere else

/brit/ has died alot too

2bh

And what a famine it was

if you don't have much or any work history then stick to 1 page

>name and contact details at the top
>brief profile paragraph with your strenghts
>education history
>any previous work exp with dates/duties

if you have any space left you can put something about your hobbies/other achievements but it's not important

Kinda want a maccas desu

Can't be arsed to cook

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>calling it "the 'chon"

I think we should meet up and fight.

>In Ireland the daily intake of the third or so of the
population mainly reliant on the potato was enormous: 4-5 kilos daily per adult male
equivalent for most of the year.

god we love potatoes

Already been, I go to hobo mass

67 mentioned

I'll meet that alt-centrist lad at fosse park in 5 mins and we can have a rumble

unnecessary line breaks

Keep it as short as you can, so put whatever you feel is relevant to the job you're applying for, and fuck everything else off. Don't ramble on about shit, don't tell me how going abroad for a year was great, I won't fucking read it. If it comes up in the interview (and it should, as you should probably mention it at least in your CV) then I'll ask if I'm interested, but otherwise, keep it to the minimum.

The last thing I want when I'm looking through 300 CVs for a job is to be bogged down by boring shite.

t. person who has to hire people for his own department (HR at my place does quite literally nothing)

>we love potatoes

Give me a good alternative?

Everything else is shit like rice for example

FIX YOUR GODDAMN SERVERS YOU CHEAPSKATE JAP PIECE OF SHIT

Alright Matty

What did she mean by this

>rice is shit

have you considered rice

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in skengs we trust
big black rusty ones

accidentally purchased and consumed a jumbo sharing pack of flamin' hot monster munch

Eating 5 kilos of potatoes lads

same way i cut shapes in a rave, i dip dip dip a mans face

f o u r d o o r t r u c k

she wants a man from aleppo

absolute banter. so many people are mad about it, retards.

thats what I have now but its going slightly over a page, think I'm taking up too much space with the "profile paragraph with my """strengths"""""

what was it?

>tfw slept with friend's gf last night

fucking kill me.

>average daily intake of 4.6 lbs (or over two kilos) per man, woman, and child

>The chairman of advertising agency Saatchi and Saatchi has been put on leave for saying the debate on gender bias in the industry is "all over".
>British-born Kevin Roberts told Business Insider he did not think the lack of women in leadership roles "is a problem" in the advertising industry.
>The head of the company's parent group, Publicis, said it would not tolerate anyone who did not value inclusion.

Ah yes, the tolerant left

good lad

When did it drop to zero

mess around with the line spacing/page layout and try get it down to 1 page tbqh

literally every time i go for a night out with my mates i end up fucking off home half way thorugh the night

fuck sake

Errrrrr my Amazon parcel just got delivered to a neighbour apparently
They didn't even try to get me to sign it

Alri.

too soon

Terrible lad. For fucks sake.

Am I liable if i was drunk out of my mind?

On a shagaluf booze cruise the dj plays Galantis i wanna run away, but introduces it as the syrian national anthem. Then everyone dances.

The correct response to this would be for women to come out and say 'ah yes, actually we do want to be in leadership roles' not fucking silence him

Also, who is this?

business plan: spread terror for no particular reason

just don't mention it and pretend it never happened

i doubt she's gonna say anything

had this happen once and it wasn't actually delivered

>not just telling them you pulled

Don't think it's possible to be drunk enough to not know what you were doing. Why did you do it? Don't you care about your friend?

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hmm fairly nice weather

might put some washing out

Blackmail her for more sex.

>The catastrophe of the Great Irish Famine really
dates from the autumn of 1846, when the first deaths from starvation were recorded

they woulnt believe that, im an ugly fuck and well known for my ineptitude with females

Hopefully it's in the communal area, I don't want to fucking knock on some cunts door

Had to import corn from the US I think