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i live with this lad who just perplexes me
he is fat as all fuck yet says he has a small appetite and never eats much when there is a shared meal
yet when i see him cook he has half a 500g mince in a bolognaise to himself, i suspect this is the only thing he likes
he seems incredibly slow. the guy is 24 and is working a below 20k job in order to 'save to go travelling'
just thinking about it makes my head hurt. luckily he is moving out in a month
got a busy day today lads:
>running
>going to nannie's for dinner
>clean the house
>watch formula 1 highlights
>robot wars (highlight)
>have a shave
FOY
you did it
Need youtube taken out of business
always getting tim recommended in the side bar. not even subscribed
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Normie roooo
*plays the syrian national anthem*
I WANNA RUN AWAY
67 words done today lads
please could you get my permission before makings posts on Sup Forums about me? thanks
what are you writing friend?
worst PM in history?
not on, sunshine
Fuck off Irishman you don't deserve an opinion on him
thesis m8
is 1 page obligatory for a CV or what
what's it about?
Jsus hahaha
mine's 2
the thesis in your essay is only supposed to be a sentence or two lmao
did he do anything good?
she wants a man from /cum/
And? Is she?
one of yes
Turned being PM into a PR act
I've got the dumb guy who gets it wrong
The young boy who tags along
The mafioso and the wheelchair guy
And the quiet one from Tokyo who's good with knives
I got the tough chick who might be gay
And both types of Indian
I got the fat guy with his pants half down
And a guy who's kinda mocha but he just ain't black enough to be the black man in my gang
is Sup Forums dying?
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it's Sunday
when will you go to church today
Hopefully. Only Twitter is a bigger disgrace to humanity
Potatoes
mine's 2
don't go much if any more than that, but you'd hope that you have enough good points to fill out more than just 1 page
rather the lack of them
man i feel it kinda is hey, but at least we got eachother
Ireland’s Great Famine: An Overview
post more nigger kickball players please
and is that normally acceptable, or only if youre going for a proper career job or what? I only want some casual student work and dont have a host of work history and I still struggle trying to make it look good on one page
>complaining about the 'chon on the 'chon
heh
yes /o/ Sup Forums and Sup Forums have slowed alot in the last 3 years
I can't speak for anywhere else
/brit/ has died alot too
2bh
And what a famine it was
if you don't have much or any work history then stick to 1 page
>name and contact details at the top
>brief profile paragraph with your strenghts
>education history
>any previous work exp with dates/duties
if you have any space left you can put something about your hobbies/other achievements but it's not important
Kinda want a maccas desu
Can't be arsed to cook
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>calling it "the 'chon"
I think we should meet up and fight.
>In Ireland the daily intake of the third or so of the
population mainly reliant on the potato was enormous: 4-5 kilos daily per adult male
equivalent for most of the year.
god we love potatoes
Already been, I go to hobo mass
67 mentioned
I'll meet that alt-centrist lad at fosse park in 5 mins and we can have a rumble
unnecessary line breaks
Keep it as short as you can, so put whatever you feel is relevant to the job you're applying for, and fuck everything else off. Don't ramble on about shit, don't tell me how going abroad for a year was great, I won't fucking read it. If it comes up in the interview (and it should, as you should probably mention it at least in your CV) then I'll ask if I'm interested, but otherwise, keep it to the minimum.
The last thing I want when I'm looking through 300 CVs for a job is to be bogged down by boring shite.
t. person who has to hire people for his own department (HR at my place does quite literally nothing)
>we love potatoes
Give me a good alternative?
Everything else is shit like rice for example
FIX YOUR GODDAMN SERVERS YOU CHEAPSKATE JAP PIECE OF SHIT
Alright Matty
What did she mean by this
>rice is shit
have you considered rice
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in skengs we trust
big black rusty ones
accidentally purchased and consumed a jumbo sharing pack of flamin' hot monster munch
Eating 5 kilos of potatoes lads
same way i cut shapes in a rave, i dip dip dip a mans face
f o u r d o o r t r u c k
she wants a man from aleppo
absolute banter. so many people are mad about it, retards.
thats what I have now but its going slightly over a page, think I'm taking up too much space with the "profile paragraph with my """strengths"""""
what was it?
>tfw slept with friend's gf last night
fucking kill me.
>average daily intake of 4.6 lbs (or over two kilos) per man, woman, and child
>The chairman of advertising agency Saatchi and Saatchi has been put on leave for saying the debate on gender bias in the industry is "all over".
>British-born Kevin Roberts told Business Insider he did not think the lack of women in leadership roles "is a problem" in the advertising industry.
>The head of the company's parent group, Publicis, said it would not tolerate anyone who did not value inclusion.
Ah yes, the tolerant left
good lad
When did it drop to zero
mess around with the line spacing/page layout and try get it down to 1 page tbqh
literally every time i go for a night out with my mates i end up fucking off home half way thorugh the night
fuck sake
Errrrrr my Amazon parcel just got delivered to a neighbour apparently
They didn't even try to get me to sign it
Alri.
too soon
Terrible lad. For fucks sake.
Am I liable if i was drunk out of my mind?
On a shagaluf booze cruise the dj plays Galantis i wanna run away, but introduces it as the syrian national anthem. Then everyone dances.
The correct response to this would be for women to come out and say 'ah yes, actually we do want to be in leadership roles' not fucking silence him
Also, who is this?
business plan: spread terror for no particular reason
just don't mention it and pretend it never happened
i doubt she's gonna say anything
had this happen once and it wasn't actually delivered
>not just telling them you pulled
Don't think it's possible to be drunk enough to not know what you were doing. Why did you do it? Don't you care about your friend?
hmm fairly nice weather
might put some washing out
Blackmail her for more sex.
>The catastrophe of the Great Irish Famine really
dates from the autumn of 1846, when the first deaths from starvation were recorded
they woulnt believe that, im an ugly fuck and well known for my ineptitude with females
Hopefully it's in the communal area, I don't want to fucking knock on some cunts door
Had to import corn from the US I think