/brit/

/holy britannian empire/ edition

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janny's gonna do his NUT

caran

post grime you utter fannies


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you're in the wrong general nigger

HAVING A W@NK THEN GOING DOGGING

gonna batter matthew

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pree dis battyboy kmt

post pics

are stacey

Good old Ulstermen

>ethnic minority music

new jeans are here, fit well and look quite nice

ahh what an eventful day

spunked my last tenner on the fobties my laaaaaaaad

I am FUMING
I've applied for a job at tesco 5 (FIVE) times and I've failed the questionnaire every fucking time. My friend even sent me the 100% correct answers that he passed with and I still failed it. What the fuck. REEEEEE I JUST WANT A JOB

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EEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

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Literally unable to name anyone funnier

definitely going to read all the text in this reddit screenshot, haha

*camera does a rapid pan and zoom onto my laughing face*

stop going for tesco

>i'm not a bad person honestly

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yorkshire represent

>When she appears in your dream and it casts a cloud over you the next day
>I was sat with her in a shopping centre, asking questions about her life I never got to ask

just watched the conjuring

ooo spooky lads :3

good post

she wants a man from northamptonshire

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>blackout
what a shit label

the questionnaire in the booklet? it's fucking bullshit mate

post some crayon pop please

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genuinely don't understand you mentally ill subnormals

i want a girl from brum

fuck off yank

>women

good shout lad

I think Ben Howard might be one of the best musicians of the 21st Century

He's just brilliant

post some crayon pop please

grime is a purely english creation

I think Tim Howard might be one of the best goalkeepers of the 21st Century

He's just brilliant

hmm did the man walk in front of the ball?

just found out that menace, the bloke who made the beat for that big panda tune is a paki from rochdale who works in a mobile repair shop

really made me think

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"no"

who /bangerz/ here

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It's on the Internet, but I assume the questions are the same.

It is total bullshit, the questions are so grey and open ended, but the answers are so black and white. It's absolutely fucked. At least I passed Aldis on the first try.

lads

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I unironically see ''people'' who listen to any form of rap as a different species to me. A species less mentally evolved and worthy of respect than mine.

is this even grime

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Just woke up lads fucking hell

obviously not

Daytime /brit/ is shit.

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not that fucking thing

not in may's britain boyo

Am I allowed to post in /brit/ if I'm a black roadman?

lad

he sold that instrumental for a couple hundred quid

now it's topped the charts and been sampled on a bloody kanye west album

he must feel stupid, unless he gets paid for it, i dunno if he does

wish I was a truly big lid so I could say whatever I want and people would be scared to disagree

Girl said I was making her feel better this morning but now she's stopped replying.

Hmm
Maybe she's just busy.

crayon pop and little crayon pop

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Can you do the whole thing lad

In a place called Gibraltar well known as the rock

Three IRA scumbags were counting their stock

When along came some soldiers they are Britains best

They're known the world over as the brave SAS.

And the IRA, were blown away

Three scumbags were left in Gibraltar that day

all mandem are welcome itt

fucking dogshit mate

Why include children?

Sometimes, not often enou- u- u- u-ough

Did this actually happen ha ha

Nah lad it's hard to keep up the Tim without falling into singing normally

Woo! Yoohoo!

Safe, I highly rate you senpai. I was kinda shook cos I thought you man would be like Sup Forumsbrit you zimme

SAY YOU WILL
SAY YOU WON'T
SAY YOU'LL DO WHAT I DON'T
SAY YOU'RE TRUE
SAY TO ME
...C'EST LA VIE

going to a Mallgrab show even though I don't really like him haha

>feeling pretty beta
>decide to practice being alpha by joining random british teamspeaks by joining and yelling SHUT THE FUCK UP at the owner or head admin

you brits are really improving my confidence. Can't handle a big strong american coming into your server and putting you in YOUR PLACE!

really don't understand how people can enjoy modern american "rap"

it's just taking decent beats and adding intentionally shit usually autotuned vocals on top

Hahaha lads

Went to the gym for the first time today, and in the free weights section I was probably the tallest man there at only 6'0''. Literally every lad there was either Asian and/or a White manlet.

I wanted to do OHP on the Smith machine and I couldn't because I was ''too tall'' apparently.

No wonder those lads look and act a bit ''off''. They're there because they're compensating. Short man syndrome is real.

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their only good tune

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how can anyone actually enjoy this music? absolute shite

Should I go McDonalds for lunch lads?

Hanging like a fucker

gf said she wants to rim my arsehole

what if i rip a huge fart while she's doing it?

As long as you don't spam grime.

theyre actually 40 years old, they dont age

Poleaboo is back from his walk

>Went for 6km
>Didn't get an good pokemon but I got to rack up some miles for egg hatching
>I saw a gym get taken over by a team with my colours
>I placed myself there as I walked past the site of them gym
>2 cumskin white kids were standing there
>we made eye contact, they were both male but one of their characters was female
>My character is female too though
>I guess they were wondering if I was the individual who had just joined their gym

>on the way back
>3 white chav girls were sitting on a wall
>I was imagining making conversation with them and throwing in a humptey dumptey joke
>they said "hi"
>I said "hello"
>then they started saying some other stuff but I couldn't make it out because we were by a main road
>they pointed down to some of their spilt milkshake

>saw a black male kid with a white female kid

>was thinking of getting a donner kebab but I don't do red meat anymore

>Paki in a car asked me for direction to Chunky Chicken
>I was happy to be able to help him because usually I can't give directions

>Young white guy on a motorcycle asked me for directions
>First though asked if I was playing Pokemon GO as he was too
>Said he had come from a place about 10 miles away to get a Squirtle and was looking for a park
>He was very smiley and energetic
>I should have been able to banter with him but I didn't really say anything other than give him directions

>really don't understand how people can enjoy modern american "rap"

>it's just taking decent beats and adding intentionally shit usually autotuned vocals on top

>implying roadmans listen to grime nowadays

what's the sound at the start sampled from? Recognise it from somewhere

get burger king delivery la

left would get it

don't do it

you have so much to live for

hazard of the job.

would never let anyone near my arsehole

they're like the picture of dorian grey

Mental illness

>controversial shooting

They were planning a bloody bombing

My aeromeme arrived lads

What coffee beans should I go buy for it?

got goosebumps from this video Tbh

got a lot of nostalgia for Disney films

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