ITT: ideal tech gf
(preferably open source)
pic somewhat related
ITT: ideal tech gf
Joseph Roberts
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channel9.msdn.com
twitter.com
Jayden Jackson
How is that a gf? She is a milf
Adrian Cruz
>Fedora
Nope
Benjamin Clark
she a WIFE! A WIFE
William Gray
>user here is that function you wanted
>Can we pair program today user?
>Don't forget to fork my repo user :3
Hudson Brown
No thanks. I'll make my own gf.
Carter Lewis
So these are the virgin nerd dreams.
Meanwhile I will fuck her every hole till she passes out.
Jaxson Reyes
>open sores gf
no thanks
Ethan Ramirez
Every girl in my CS program is Chinese(50%), Indian(30%) or Russian(10%) and the other 10% are mystery meat or too old.
What do?
Matthew Ramirez
Did i forget to mention that 100% of them are in CS for the money and nothing more? They all also have a strange fetish for the word business
Jordan Bennett
Wow. I'd propose right then and there
Jose Scott
What software?
Bentley Watson
Don't forget the feminine penis.
Henry Sullivan
>open source gf
Cuck
Easton Clark
Blender
Levi Lopez
Joe Cucker
Juan Long
Sticker thread?
Angel Powell
...
Hudson Diaz
Flat, i see you're a man of culture as well
Parker White
...
Henry Baker
Mathematician at my university. Proudly uses Debian, Octave and other FOSS shit on her old laptop.
Matthew Clark
i forgot her name, she's a cute microsoft employee, iirc she does C# video tutorials, a pajeet commented that the voice is very feminine
Logan Gutierrez
she's somewhere on channel9.msdn.com, i can't find her pics if i had them saved in the first place, her tutorials might have been about something other than C#
Jackson Perez
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Oliver Johnson
kendra havens
Joshua Cruz
...
Gabriel Bailey
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Caleb Myers
Hands down.
Joshua Williams
I'm not a lesbian, so no..
Nicholas Stewart
Dem heels
Levi Phillips
>Lesbian
>Implying you're not disgusting tranny filth
Adrian Campbell
Plastic tits, lel. Fucking virgin plebs..
Aiden White
>Virgin
Right. And you're actually a female.
Lincoln Morris
OP'S ideal girlfriend is actually a "shared resource"
Asher Peterson
Jesus christ, I've never seen a milf trying so hard to get dicked by underage white nerds. Did she steal all her son's stickers or something?
Andrew Watson
she kinda looks like zuck
Carter Price
Zuckerberg
Adrian Lewis
...
Jeremiah Nelson
The Zuckbots are spreading.
Liam Phillips
*Flat, i see that you're a pedophile as well
FTFY
Joshua Adams
fuck chinese and win the genetic lottery
Cooper Williams
>>>/reddit/
Oliver Davis
>Everyone that points out the obvious fact that I'm a pedophile belongs on reddit
Owen Flores
how do we prepare ourselves
Cooper Powell
>Fedora
Wife material.
Zachary Ortiz
become a wizard
Ryan Nelson
>liking flat
>pedo
>"fact"
I love all sizes, from big to flat. you're just butthurt you can't enjoy the glory of flat. flat is justice.
Daniel Barnes
>Every woman who lacks tit mass is underage
You must go out a ton, user.
Isaiah Brown
Must suck not having boobs though..
Levi Brown
She has twitch and twitter, she does a lot of open source stuff, the only bad part is, afaik she works for microsoft, but when I think how cute and smart she is, its worth it.
Not that I will ever meet her in person. But still.
She is my waifu
Jace Harris
>ugly sudaca spic with messed up proportions due to fake tits
>hands down
It's not even funny.
Liam Miller
...
Luis Barnes
>liking unproportional fat balloons on women
I don't even want to know which mental disorder causes this. Kill yourself oppai pig.
Tyler Adams
Still the best waifu in this thread.
Isaac Hernandez
>HURR DURR I DON'T LIKE FLAT BREASTS, THEREFORE I MUST LIKE DISGUSTING CELLULOSE MELONS
Only a braindead idiot would go to extremes so readily
Dubs confirm
Jaxon Jenkins
>U LIKE FLAT = U PEDO
>Only a braindead idiot would go to extremes so readily
I pity your mental retardation.
Ian Jenkins
THIS IS LISA FROM MOBILE TECH REVIEW
Colton Reed
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Dylan Scott
I had a tech gf once
>"muh career"
>"muh scholarship applications"
>"muh professional goals"
>"muh tech-bro friends"
>"muh freeyum"
>"muh las vegas trips without you"
They're literally the most high maintenance, self-centered, messy, immature, on the highest of high horses, autistic girls you can date, save yourselves some trouble.
I literally had to explain to her why I didn't want her to go on a trip with a coworker and some dude she wanted to fuck, they were supposed to stay in the same room to save some cash.
You might like the nerdy type, but in reality they're messy as fuck, like, they might look good on pictures but never put the effort if you take them on fancy and expensive dates.
Jason Reyes
>some dude she wanted to fuck
I don't get how much of a cuck numales are. I mean, you are certain she wants to fuck another male and you don't immediately drop her? Are you retarded?
You guys better realize sooner than later that the only marriage material there is are classic homely women.
>muh gamur grls
Cheap whores craving attention
>muh university grls
Either partying whores or nokids nofeminity careerfirst jobfirst pseudofemales
Sure there can be rara avis here and there, but lottery analogy, etc.
Henry Russell
Shit, sorry, I meant her coworker wanted to fuck that guy, but the three of them would stay in the same room.
Hudson Foster
Yan is fuckin qt, and hella smart
Ayden Miller
large breasts indicate that the women is fertile if not very
don't know how to say it without it sounding so creepy, true though
Andrew Powell
Blender confirmed for god tier software.
Carson Moore
Reminder, if you work in tech and date tech people you might end up like Jake or Julian
Kevin Nelson
why did even CODC disavow him?
>CULT OF THE DEAD COW is known for a lot of things, but treating people horribly is not one of them. If communities are to thrive and remain relevant we have to do some housecleaning from time to time. As we have become aware of the anonymous accusations of sexual assault, as well as the stories told by individuals we know and trust, we've decided to remove Jake from the herd effective immediately.
are they even relevant any more?
Samuel Richardson
>No Trump Pence sticker
Enjoy being childless at 40
Cooper Perry
>edgy name for a group
>it's actually sjw shit that takes anonymous accusations seriously
Every time
Chase Gray
They haven't been relevant since 1998...
Isaiah Gutierrez
literally who?
Jonathan Murphy
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Xavier Flores
that's what I thought, website gives that impression too
answered already
ah right
Dylan Johnson
She's perfect
Charles Hill
>TFW you'll never have a tech gf insert a USB stick into your anus
William Reed
>TFW no gnu/linux bf to program with
Lincoln Reed
Chinese for the win. Indian, eww plus never seen one with a white guy (or any other race) in my area, Russian if they are not ugly, and hell with the mystery meats.
Cooper Turner
Always dreamed about having a girlfriend that is a
1) a geek (a good looking one)
2) Japanese
3) All above
Camden Cook
>easiest to libreboot is x220
Samuel Barnes
I'm really glad I am in a different industry than my wife. We were in the same major s in college, both going medical and it was fun for a while until it wasnt. There can be mutual enjoyment and benefit until competition gets in the way or dependency for one person to carry the other.
Now that I am in tech I am so much happier. That separation of domain knowledge let's us not get too frustrated with differing opinions.
The women in tech are generally more manly or autistic. The Asians are generally normal, the Indians are stinky / ugly and very rarely there is a very attractive one and the white girls are all lesbian except of course the rare hot one. For Russians I have only met one girl that was eastern European and she was pretty cool on general.
The takeaway is you should find a qt Asian girl who works in healthcare, not bitch work. She should be a dentist or doctor.