Tfw didn't go to school in England and didn't get to live the life of pic related

Tfw didn't go to school in England and didn't get to live the life of pic related

Why does the guy on the left have a short tie?

>cultureless Americans

>tfw youll never go to a highschool in the yank movies
why live?

Because you're a melt if you have a long tie you stupid yank

>Being dissatisfied with your life due to circumstances beyond your control
>being a literal child

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tfw perfect childhood

>be born crippled
>LMAO WHY ARE YOU DISSATISFIED YOU MANCHILD

what's a melt?

Are you crippled?

Yes I suffer from manletism

You sure you're not just ugly? Most women are shorter than men so even if you were a manlet it shouldn't be too much of a hindrance.

Simon was such a cuck going after Carly, he should've tried to get with someone who wasn't riding the cock carousel.

only benders had short ties Tbh

the shorter you tie the cooler you were in highschool

Whats a bender?

you

LMAO

Who were you in the group? I can't decide if I am Simon or Will, maybe a bit of both. My mate David was definitely Jay, in school he would always get his cock out and try to trick you to look at it. One time in IT he put it on the keyboard and then asked me where a key was and I looked down at it.

look in a mirror haha

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That doesnt even make sense. A bender is good, being a stiff is bad.

>That doesnt even make sense. A bender is good, being a stiff is bad.

>the state of your anus

S-stop.

Stiffs are bad, benders are good.

>have black hair
>short
>talk in a slightly posh accent
>had to leave private school because it cost too much
>end up going to a public school instead halfway through my high school education
>got bullied for having an autistic bag
>mum gets divorced
>almost lost my virginity at a house party but fucked it up by being extremely awkward
>act responsible in social situations and parties instead of going off like a mad cunt

Will, I guess.

I think I'm a mixture of Simon, Neil and Jay desu senpai

Jay.
I created eight different facebook accounts which only I could be friends with to make it look like I had friends outside of school.

I created a girlfriend account and got some random girl posted on Sup Forums as the display picture and said she lived in Kent so nobody could meet her.

Didn't know that she was actually a Macedonian model and everyone found out and I went from being virtually unknown to the laughing stock of the school.

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>tfw always had a long tie at school
>always thought it made me look cool and grown up
>spent hours after school each day trying to make my tie longer
>eventually made it long enough so it swung between my legs as I walked
>walking to my Geography lesson one day
>suddenly hear something behind me
>before I can turn something pulls on my tie
>some guy behind me has managed to grab my tie and pull it round between my legs
>he pulls my trousers down a touch
>starts wiping my ass with my tie
>another chad runs round the other side
>grabs my tie
>starts rubbing it in my nose
>starts shouting 'LONG TIE EATS A PONG PIE LONG TIE EATS A PONG PIE' (pong means 'smell' ie that pongs)
>pushes me onto the floor sputtering and coughing
>I get known as 'the guy who uses his tie as a spoon to eat shit'
>not even close to what happened but nobody cares
>can't escape nickname
>one day I got chocolate on the end of my tie and got bullied so much I attempted suicide

so how come you didn't resist or something normal

I am 8 stone

so you were how tall when it happened then?

>Not shooting up your school afterwards

FOY

I did though

Honestly I was in between Simon and Donovan