Everyone calls these ananas

>everyone calls these ananas
>they don't even remotely look like bananas

Pineapple masterrace

Piña

Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on Sup Forums thinking you just said some smart shit.

Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?

If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.

Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.

Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.

But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?

Damn right you are son. Proud of you now

abacaxi

top quality thread

>Implying Ananás and Banana are related words.

>Mainly two languages are spoken in America

>They are the only two languages who don't call these fruits ananas

>yfw pineapples are actually berries

Doesn't look much like an apple either

>plants evolved fruits so we animals can eat it and spread their seeds

WTF were plant cucks now?

NOOOO

Ananas comes from America too.

Brazil, where they do call it Ananás, but still.

Plants have evolved to the point of understanding that the only thing that matters in this World is creating and sustaining life.

They're not cucks, they're wisemen.

t. Chieftain Yellow Snow

Although, they do call one type of Ananás "Abacaxi", so.

>Yellow Snow

Actually made me chuckle.

Really makes me think

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We are mere pawns towards plants, they only use us as a tool to spread their seeds.

They were here long before we were, they give us life, we owe them more than you think.

And all they ask back is that we take their floaty cum in the springtime.

Which is you're weak will make you swell, and if you're strong will just annoy you.

>yfw pineapples grow wild in patches, not on trees like coconuts
>they take at least two years to grow
>incredibly expensive before the invention of refrigerated shipping

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