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our strength edition

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cara

business idea: move /brit/ to /po/ so devon can't delete posts there

Bet Janny lets this one stay up because it's multicultural.

more like diseased piglet haha

if janny deletes this thread his mum will die in her sleep tonight

lads I was at a gathering of some old friends (pretty much normies now) with drinks

>girl there, 6-7, feminist, blue hair, keeps talking about politics and shit

>no one really understands, I speak up, get talking to her and fake agreeing with her political stances

>end of the night she kisses me, and thanks me for being "well informed" and says we should meet up some time

Should I go for it? I did basically bullshit while I was talking with her, is this the normal thing to do?

Best tits in all of Britain:

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look what I got lads

janny is a runt

>delete a thread with everyone in
>leave this one up

logic
bin

pick 2

Quality image

do it lad shes obviouslt easily impressionable. A few whispers here, a few comments there and soon she'll be fully red pilled on the Jewish problem and will have forgotten all about feminism

good picture to promote black gf 2016

>girl there, 6-7
nonce

what is the point of the so called "janitor"?

Ah Yes Cara, I see Cara as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Cara is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and moves her stupid eyebrows while contorting orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Cara does it for me.

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lowers unemployment figures at no cost

no

nobody has ever lied to get sex in the history of mankind

you are somewhat of a maverick my good sir

bit young mate

in skengs we trust
big black rusty ones

When you fuck her, start shouting things she'd hate. Like "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" and "SOCIALISM NEVER WORKS" and "THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS" and so on.

Reposting because of janny.

This is disgusting. Easily the worst alcohol I've had

Had a wank imagining that the gf was holding me down in the bath and wouldn't let me up to breathe until I came in her


Yourself?

I'm back from a weekend in London and desu, I don't feel very happy to move there for uni. I fear that I'll lock myself in my dorm and won't make any friends. Then I will get depressed because I see other people hanging out and having fun. Felt like jumping on the metro every time.

This. It's what I do to the women I get with, trust me it works. Women without a father figure are the easiest for it as they have no father figure and want to impress Daddy (you)

This is without a doubt the most pointless and least funny gimmick on /brit/

Working hard to make a lot of money to be able to support a large family lads.

it's actually great tbqh

Had a wank imagining a BBC fucking your gfs mouth while you were underwater.

*throws these rapidly around your feet*

make sure you mention how good her nonconforming otherkin pussy feels on your big white cis republican anti abortion pro sexism dick

business idea: I get the most (You)'s in this thread

fuck sake haha

Great with that posh lemonade can't remember it's name

Too much information there Tim, desu:

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

end me

im telling you, this will be the "cigarette smoking" of our generation

used to chew them

i said i was bisexual to get sex

everyone lies to get laid

hmm...it says here that emu numbers are on the rise...

STO-
*crack*
*does a little hop*
STOP IT

Pleb desu

I quite like this idea.

dear /brit/

today i went out into my garden, threw my pride away and took about 100 photos of myself hoping one might be a randomly decent one that i could use on dating websites and finally cure my endless loneliness

not a single one was good

the end

who can stop us lads

get mum to take them for you x

Will they give us internet patches that read out occasional /brit/ posts to us so we can taper off?

fuck off y*nk

I tried going jogging before and some woman stopped me and told me not to run in the park because she was trying to relax.
I already get anxious when I'm outside or around strangers so that really was the end of trying to exercise in the open.

lmao more like Cannot

the 7 teams that will finish above you

>random flashback to girl I was banging back in February
>look her up on ig
>she still looks the same
>makes me wanna bang her again

might get in touch

ahh yes

youtube.com/watch?v=tb8jkjlP89M

I said I liked Sartre
haha what am i like

Going to use this on autists who call me degenerate for being a druggie.

Nice

How easy is it to get anti-depressants in the UK? Can your GP prescribe them or do you have to see someone else to get them?

>average english man

don't want to go to work

nice

haha absolute madman weyyy

good banter tbf

*you stumble to the floor*
*i through the whole box down next to your face then kneel down, straddling your panting chest*
*leans down so our lips are milimetres from each other*

now i'm going to give you a real fun snap

How do people making less than £35,000 even survive?

pirate

Wife says I should spend less time on /brit/. Had to give her a good punch to set her straight.

Disappointed that /brit/ hasn't messed with Tim a bit more 2bh

she wants a man from brum

Waiting for my parents friends to FUCK OFF, it's been 4 hours I wanna go get my ben & jerrys.

Also feeling sick from too much coffee.

Been feeling unusually depressed, anxious and shit lately, I'm 22 going to community college soon and I'm worried ill be the oldest guy in the class and I might get bullied, Am I just being retarded and panicking over nothing?

Please respond.

Snoop says it's good though

*reminisces about penny bombs*
ah...

Did you see the photos of him naked with his bears? I feel strange posting them on here desu...

Only abnormies and rasheeds dont like yanks. Made loads of normal british friends when I studied at York uni

>Hector
>Sakho
>Tah
>Clyne
>Can
>Mane

leld

storming again

she probably gets shitloads of messages

pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=95265967

Go to your GP and tell them how you really feel and any somatic changes you have noticed or things worrying you and dont say you feel shit say how you feel shit. Easy literally handed them straight away to rush you out, but make sure you come back and complain you didn't like the side effects and that you aren't sleeping well, you'll get anti autism pills if you're lucky (benzos)

>been seeing a girl for the past few weeks
>had her over for dinner today
>didn't really want to introduce her to my family but she insisted
>queue the inevitable kiddy video tapes and forcing her to watch stuff that she has no interest in
>my mum, having drunk too much wine, is taking great pleasure in embarrassing me and telling almost completely made up stories to a girl who I thought I could hold onto
>at one point she turns to my girl and says "I'm surprised he's kept you this long, I always assumed he took after his father" and makes a Dr Evil little pinky shrimp dick wiggle at us
>this embarrasses her too because we've not even had sex and she gives me this look before bursting into laughter
>the rest of the evening was muted and awkward
>texted her to apologise about my mother's behaviour about half an hour after she left and she's not replied after an hour (but has read it)

I'm furious. Why do women have to sabotage even their own son's relationships?

Human consumption accounted for only half of Irish potato production: this meant that in the event of failure the portion normally reserved for pigs and hens acted as a crude buffer-stock.

spoiler that hog

Shit gimmick


Just fuck off already

nonce

Would you want your gf to be submissive to you?

think I saw some people playing pokemons go today

RON BETON

>BBW - I'm a big girl as you can see and I love that. It may sound weird but I love the way my body feels and looks so if you don't, don't waste my time or yours.

*closes tab*
see ya later hun x

Is it true Irish people walk around in public with football shirts that are half representative of one team and half representative of the other?

rasheed

Fuck sake lads, I don't think I'm ever gonna pass my theory test let alone my actual driving test.

Gone through about 4 actual theory tests and nearly everything theory revision related under the sun, and yet I still can't seem to pass it. It's really getting my goat the fact I come across questions I've had in the past and seem to forget them next time round.

Honestly think I'm just generally retarded desu. Nothing seems to be sinking in

probably by not living in london

I did buy it cause of those songs that mention it. I should've known better than to trust a black man

comfy

No.

mental illness: the post

I've never lived in London and never would if I earned less than £50,000.

Tell your mum she's a cunt.

just link them