I WANT

I WANT
A FUCKING
GIRLFRIEND

I SWEAR TO GOD I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING EXPLODE WITH THE ACCUMULATED FORCE OF EACH AND EVERY SOLEMN NIGHT I'VE SPENT ALONE IN MY FUCKING ROOM WITHOUT COMFORT OR KIN, UTTERLY ALONE WITH ONLY ME MYSELF AND I AND

NO
FUCKING
GIRLFRIEND

I WANT A GIRLFRIEND NOW I'M TIRED OF NOT HAVING A GIRLFRIEND WHERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND WHY DO I ALWAYS NEVER HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND

THE NEXT TIME I PASS SOME STUPID SMUG IN-LOVE COUPLE ON THE SIDEWALK, PEOPLE WILL DIE

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Come back to Spleen Jorge.

Where in Aus are you at?

What have you done to get a gf since the last time you posted this thread last night?

Hahahahha suffer more. I don't care hahahaha fucking aussie go die in a fire australia.

I have one, do you want it?

WHOOOOOAAAA there Bruce.
Take it easy.
Have you tried, and I know you haven't because this is Sup Forums, going outside and searching for female companionship?
Not a girlfriend, but some friends who are girls?

I literally waited 25 years until I got my first girlfriend and lost my virginity.

I did it, and so can you, so I have no sympathy for you, fucking faggot hahaha kill yourself

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I bought a really big pillow and imagine it's a girl as I hug it before sleep, it helps a little

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I do this as well ;_;

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>watchu looking at user?

The first thing you got to do is stop staying up all night. You can do that at least, right? Get up at 08:00 tomorrow no matter what. I don't care if you sit in front of Sup Forums for the next 16 hours after. And do it the next day. And the next day. And again , and again, and again.

And maybe, just maybe your brain and body will start functioning a little better again and you'll feel like doing things.

LONDON
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Dude chill.Some of us just can't get girlfriend. There simply aren't enough women for everyone.
If you wan't a gf, get your ass to work, become rich and you will get a gf.

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trust me, no you don't

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zitto animale

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CP Pole, the living legend, is now with us. We have all been blessed by his presence.

>this thread again
wheres the /fit/leaf

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Are you the CP polish guy?

Posting girls isn't going to help anyone, how about you guys go outside and be social and make friends.

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>those eyes
I-i can't do it anymore
i'm forced to watch a lifelong movie where everyone but me is involved

That actuakly sounds like a good idea.

How 'bout you go there and just become a president. It's easy, just be yourself.

I do this as well.
Is it ironic that this website has actually made me more social via negative reinforcement of anti-social behavior by lurking /r9k/?

I have no idea how you know it's me even when I post clothed adult women

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I love her thighs

Entering a danger zone.

Are you the same aussie that fucked a tree?

1, 2, 3

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Human beings are so pathetic.

About time

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Same.

glad I'm not the only one who does this

I have a girlfriend and I can tell you its not going to suddenly fix all your problems. For my first girlfriend before the relationship actually was really that amazing I had to admit my problems like low self esteem and shyness and work at to fix them, having a girlfriend didn't magically fix them

Stop you fuck go away