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british vogue edition

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British girl with her Asian boyfriend

Just finished a 5 mile (8km) run lads

I'll send it to them then when I comes out the other end

first for world peace

clang clang clang with the trolleys

Chemtrails are really obvious tonight.

hatch any eggs?

guess thats fucked then

Disappointing lack of tits

Watched a great video of an utterly hairless crossdresser wearing latex getting strongly fucked by two massive cocked black men who came on said crossdresser's bumhole, the whinging throughout was wonderful.

>mfw I'll probably turn out like Tim when I'm in my 40's, crazy and alone

I swear all gooks have this same hair cut
fucking mushroom mother fuckers

what?

>not playing pokemon go

cheer up fàm at least now you're still youthful

Sorry i'm not a manchild

hype already died
haven't played in a week

>Tim's letters all have loads of oily splotches all over them
gross senpai

mummy and daddy go on holiday for two weeks tomorrow morning, how can I make the most of this time?

Poleaboo is back from his jog

Figured out the difference between jogging and running/sprinting, I slowed my initial pace way down

Managed 2 minutes and 15 second
Covered about 400 metres though my phone said the GPS might be inaccurate

Probably could have gone longer but I thought to myself I had already smashed one goal so lost my motivation to continue
Also, still no running shoes

Not tired, not even really out of breath as I usually am when I have sprinted

Taken my AA, Fin and Estrogen now

>I swear all gooks have this same hair cut
It got him a qt British lass, so what is the problem with it?

Watched Robot Wars earlier, all the contestants were manchild twats and they had that fat Irish cunt Dara O'Brien hosting it. Not watching it next week, waste of time.

Eat chocolate for breakfast

drugs

i left that ho alone cause she was ratched

...

Poleaboo hatched a few today

Got a Hitmonchan

A wild Wigglytuff and Dragonair ran away from me though

hidin in the bushes with a mask and a pistol grip

>a robot building competition
>the contestants are manchildren

what were you expecting friendo

Link?

>went running
>400m

I literally just came back from a 5 mile and that's my daily run

>The Left
The worst thing you can be is a racist
>The Right
The worst thing you can be is dishonest
>Me
The worst thing you can be is one of them

Rome Total War 3 Leaked on darkweb no one else should have this but here you go.

Does Tim have well-off parents or something? His flat seems decent and he has loads of gadgets, and I can't imagine that he has a job.

Poleaboo had already assessed from last weeks episode that this revival was shit

fell in love for some good throat

It's called 'in the dungeon' or something, on ashemaletube

is this poleaboo or ribena?

Nah you'll end up like this weird fucker

>>The Right
>The worst thing you can be is dishonest

wat

>A wild Wigglytuff and Dragonair ran away from me though

oh that's so shit m8, i got a chansey today cx

rarest pokemon you've seen in Lancashire?

"To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt

Stay woke

>The Right
>The worst thing you can be is dishonest
Then why do the Right always lie to fearmong?

I'm just starting out, I couldn't run for 2 minutes in my first 3 attempts last week

Sczhio bucks probably

watch your mouth dara is a national treasure

The right wing are usually people with principals and a sense of honour

all that shit aside everyone on bennies always got the newest phones here

The contestants were more varied back in the day

>I need to know who these people are

hahaha

>rarest pokemon you've seen in Lancashire?
You're mum. She tried to use Earthquake on me

I am anxious that I might not be playing the video game I enjoy correctly.

They're the same person
:^)

good for you no one gives a shit though

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I only started running 2 months ago

You lazy fucker

>Working 6am - 4pm

JUST

Poleaboo also two white guys during his run

They were walking in his direction but I ran straight towards them

Fucked up my heart rate, that's probably the real reason I didn't make 3 minutes

Neither, it's just some random paki

What's really rare though?

I suppose it would be the Wigglytuff and Dragonair since I've seen both only once

according to posts i've seen on here he has a trust fund

there was also some email posted here about Tim being encouraged to purchase his own property so i imagine it's quite the kitty he has supporting him

Hu

This.

The right was literally formed by Roman's who if you know of had a strong sense of honour and principals, for example they made statues of their enemies they thought were worthy opponents. And Caesar always shook hands with his enemies in the senate even though he knew they were trying to overthrow him.

He's a tryhard gobshite

hope everyone is ok

I'm 25, have bad knees and just generally unfit

Also, I'm a girl now, biologically, since my dominant sex hormone is Estrogen

Hollywood Undead?

>there are people who identify as "right wing" or "left wing" like it's some kind of ideology or school of thought
jump into a trash compactor you fucking cretins

Fascism symbol is literally rods and an axe to show it has it's roots in Roman principles

>The right was literally formed by Roman's

Is this true?

Have a paaaaarrrrtaaayy

@62876774
>XY

can't believe i listened to this shite

They were the first conservatives and the Greeks. Civil wars literally erupted when senators did not stick to conservative values.

>Also, I'm a girl now

also literally anyone can run at least a mile

ribena has bad knees because he's a fat fuck hihihihihi

Life was better before smartphones

@62876795

fuck off you swivel-eyed ideologue

I concur with Last time I was left alone I got pretty wasted on 3-fpm. Went through a gram in about 6 days. Didn't sleep or eat at all in that time.
It was wild.

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Cold water extraction.

long forest walk in the heavy rain tomorrow

good or bad idea

was happier when I didn't think about girls as an 18 year old low testosterone beta male desu lads

sick of them and their stupid slave mentality, X chromosome more like the fucking runt chromosome

Poleaboo will probably smash the 3 minute barrier on his next run on Tuesday

Might go to Manchester and buy some running shoes
Might also play some Pokemon GO in Manchester too since it's such a hotbed of rare pokemon and chock-full of active Pokelures

I'm 25
I've been living a sedentary lifestyle for a very long time

Used to be addicted to that . I'd sniff two grams a night and spend the following morning and day monged on 20-40 etizolam for the comedown.

If you like low test, take some anti-androgens like Poleaboo

I recommend Cyproprotene, the only risk is fucking up your live

You can take Spiro if you'd rather sacrifice your kidneys

It really wasn't
Life was better before social media

Social media is just a cancerous aspect of the Internet/smartphones

My phone has made my life infinitely easier

Now fuck off you pretentious 13 year old twat

the burn's heir simpson episode is uncannily like star wars episode 2

A combination of a trust fund and mental health benefit money from the government.

>Poleaboo will probably smash the 3 minute barrier

Shut the fuck up

25 is young

You are obviously not putting in any effort

>Trump is a demagogue

looks like the libtards have learned a new word

youtube.com/watch?v=eh17foTBGmg french banger

The Queen is still the queen of:
Antigua, Australia, Bahamas, Barbados, Belize, Canada, Grenada, Jamaica, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, St Kitts, St Lucia, St Vincent, Solomon Islands and Tuvalu.

Why do these countries WANT to remain under her thumb?

Good. Might do the same.

Jesus I can't and i'm skinny af.
I can jog it though, at a push

Poleaboo thinks he might make a video tomorrow where he shows off his pill collections

wait no i meant episode 3

Honour thy mother and thy father

I'm 30 years old mate

I have physical and mental barriers

Besides, like I said, I haven't been moving for a very long time
My muscles need to reawaken

>wasting your liver on drugs that turn you into a faggot

Literally becoming a smakhead would have been a better outcome for you life.