>tfw brazilian
>tfw no slavic gf
How do I get a slavic girlfriend/int/?Preferably russian.
Tfw brazilian
Haven't you heard of Russian mail order brides?
You can just order one of them off the internet.
You're welcome.
what's the difference man, any female with three holes is good to go
Are you a wizard?
>>tfw no slavic gf
Asian guy with his Russian girlfriend
you don't, our women don't fuck catholics or niggers
you will never EVER get a slav gf, so kill that dream now
>Tfw russian slav cousin
>Tfw montenegro cousin
How do I seduce them
actually I lost my virginity when I stopped posting tfw no gf and having an unreasonable exquisite taste in international women.
you don't since you're the black sheep in your family. They'd sooner get a bosnian than an african
Just be yourself )))
>How do I get a slavic girlfriend/int/?
give her money, slav chicks dig guys with money
The montenegro cousin has always shown feelings for me
that's because montenegro is a shithole and her standards are probably so low that she'd rather fuck you than stay where she is
I wish I know, I want one too
But she lives in germoney
MODS
Brazil has money too, banana sales have rised
what chicks dont
go to slavic country is step 1
I'm neither catholic nor nigger.
>I'm neither catholic nor nigger.
Slavic girls are gold diggers and/or whores
>have a job
>don't be alcoholic
>don't hit her
>be white/christian
That is more than she will ever get at home, so easy game for you.
Helps if you live in a nice country, sunshine, beaches and cocktails might help.
>our women don't fuck catholics
Fucking kek.