Tfw brazilian

>tfw brazilian
>tfw no slavic gf
How do I get a slavic girlfriend/int/?Preferably russian.

Haven't you heard of Russian mail order brides?

You can just order one of them off the internet.

You're welcome.

what's the difference man, any female with three holes is good to go

Are you a wizard?

>>tfw no slavic gf
Asian guy with his Russian girlfriend

you don't, our women don't fuck catholics or niggers

you will never EVER get a slav gf, so kill that dream now

>Tfw russian slav cousin
>Tfw montenegro cousin


How do I seduce them

actually I lost my virginity when I stopped posting tfw no gf and having an unreasonable exquisite taste in international women.

you don't since you're the black sheep in your family. They'd sooner get a bosnian than an african

Just be yourself )))

>How do I get a slavic girlfriend/int/?
give her money, slav chicks dig guys with money

The montenegro cousin has always shown feelings for me

that's because montenegro is a shithole and her standards are probably so low that she'd rather fuck you than stay where she is

I wish I know, I want one too

But she lives in germoney

MODS

Brazil has money too, banana sales have rised

what chicks dont

go to slavic country is step 1

I'm neither catholic nor nigger.

>I'm neither catholic nor nigger.

Slavic girls are gold diggers and/or whores

>have a job
>don't be alcoholic
>don't hit her
>be white/christian

That is more than she will ever get at home, so easy game for you.
Helps if you live in a nice country, sunshine, beaches and cocktails might help.

>our women don't fuck catholics

Fucking kek.