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lame

it's a psychobilly freakout

Northern Ireland ha ha

pervasive is the word

might buy a copy of meditations

would I be a faggot if I did

POOEY LYNX LAD POOEY LYNX LAD SHOW US YOUR DEODORANT

Fuck Americans.

all pornstars are virgins

poo

hurry UUUPPPP

hey buddy i think you got the wrong general

/cum/'s two pages down

"The things that will destroy america are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life."

-my boy theo

all of monogatari was garbage

Absolute banger of a tune lads

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No, Marky Mark was a great dude. It's a good read, not that long and can give you an interesting perspective on life

still can't believe how ugly windows 10 is

VY canis majoris

the big dog

there is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish

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what a runt

I walked through a wealthy jewish area recently

interesting people

this is the preisthood rising

dont know why you're complaining lad

Theodore loved England, and the English race. He thought of the Anglo-Saxons as the master race. Like I said, he loved to gather knowledge: For example, the man was known to read "Beowulf" or "The history of Turkish Caliphs" on the same day, without any problems, because his love for knowledge was great. While I child, he wrote in his journal, "I hope to rank among the first class of historians." Famous American poet said, "He was one of us," because Roosevelt also knew poetry. One guest remarks how Roosevelt could quote entire chapters of Wolfgang Goethe's "Faust" at dinner.
Favorite stories of his include old English ballads about knights. He always said of himself, "he required action." So he became a cowboy. Once, someone pointed a gun at him in a saloon. Roosevelt disarmed the man and held him there until the sheriff came. Another time, thieves stole his boat. The cowboy tracked the thieves down, ambushed them, and led them to the sheriff. It was a three days journey, and Roosevelt kept himself awake by reading Leo Tolstoy

When America went to war with Spain, Roosevelt was desperate for action, so he begged the USA government to have him lead his own regiment. During the famous Battle of San Juan Hill, Roosevelt was the only one riding a horse. He charged to the front, tens of meters ahead of everyone. His horse suffered machine gun fire and died. Roosevelt hopped off and killed a Spaniard with his bare hands.

#yolo

korean zombie desk car

really makes you think

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eating a pack of mixed British cheeses
Double Gloucester up next

Theodore's writing

"Once I killed a grisly in this manner. It was early in the fall,
but snow lay on the ground, while the gray weather
boded a storm. At dawn I
rose and shook myself free of the buffalo robe, coated with hoarfrost. The ashes of the fire were lifeless; in
the dim morning the air was bitter cold. I did not linger a moment, but snatched up my rifle, pulled on my fur
cap and gloves, and strode off up a side ravine; as I walked I ate some mouthfuls of venison, left over from
supper. Two hours of toil up the steep mountain brought me to the top of a spur. The sun had risen, but was hidden behind a bank of sullen clouds.On the divide I halted, and gazed out over a vast landscape, inconceivably wild
and dismal. For two hours I walked onwards across the ridges and valleys. Then among some scattered spruces, where the
snow lay to the depth of half a foot, I suddenly came on the fresh, broad trail of a grisly. The brute was evidently roaming restlessly about in search of a winter den, but willing, in passing, to pick up any food that lay
handy. At once I took the trail, traveling above and to one side, and keeping a sharp
look-out ahead. At last, peering cautiously over a ridge crowned with broken rocks, I saw my quarry, a big, burly bear, with
silvered fur. He had halted on an
open hill
-
side, and was busily digging up the caches of some rock gophers or
squirrels. He seemed absorbed in his work, and my stalk was easy. A slight whistle brought him to a
stand still, and I drew a bead behind his shoulder, and low down, resting the rifle across the crooked branch of
a dwarf spruce. At the crack he ra
n off at speed, making no sound, but the thick spatter of blood splashes,
showing clear on the white snow, betrayed the mortal nature of the wound. I saw the dark bulk lying motionless in a
snow drift at the foot of a low rock
-
wall, down which he had tumbled."

Just remembered that dog Diesel that died during a raid after the Paris attacks and started bawling like I haven't done in years

What is wrong with me lads

you ever get the urge to lock your teeth against each other and just push until you taste blood

i've never been so fucking depressed

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honestly cannot remember when I cried last

What's up user

Jesus lads get your shit together. /brit/ is for normies

everything seems so pointless. i have no motivation and it feels like my life is on the brink of falling apart.

normalite fuckaroooo

>life gets a bit better
>suddenly takes a nosedive
i understand what makes people kill themselves now

everything IS pointless

me too

got called a tory in subway

Hmm, been dealing with similar feelings for awhile, although my life essentially has fallen apart and I'm struggling to pick myself back up again.

What's getting you down?

Just found this on Omegle

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Watched a good documentary about WW1 the other day. It showed footage of cows and horses being slaughtered in mass for meat. Then it showed pet dogs being sent to be put to sleep, because the owners were so busy with the war.

>get unconditional offers to study from LSE and St Andrews
>too fucking poor to accept them
>be stuck at no-name school in the middle of nowhere
hold me /brit/

Got the urge this one time when I didn't brush my teeth for a week

unironically get offended when people make jokes about 9/11

wow, does this happen often?

Do yanks not have student loans?
lmao

Almost never

Just wait until annual celebrate 9/11 day this year

you can't call a baby kieth
it's a gorgeous little baby, not a 40 year old man

is it true uk businesses organize parties for their employees to celebrate 9/11????!!

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ye we get double tall cakes and throw darts at them, whoever knocks them over first get the biggest scoop of cake

(we do scoops not slices here with cake)

>utorrent

alri thailad

>tfw you've been roleplaying as an anime girl for 16 hours straight on the internet, then you step away from the computer and remember you're actually a fat loser

alri

mckill yourself laddo

very offended

stop this right now

why does switzerland exist?

alri thailad

where you been role playing my laaaaad

alri thailad

>tfw roleplaying as anonymous loser then you step away from the computer and realise you're actually an anime girl
don't even know why i post on 3d forums desu

Any of you boys want to cuddle?

alri lads

alri thainonce

i'm such a lazy cunt

alri thailad you smelly queef eater

potato famine

alri

fuck off thailad you fucking annoying yellow fever unfunny fucking nonce cunt twat, kill yourself

Thought Thailad had been arrested

watching austin powers

yeah thought thailad got nicked trying to get back to nottingham

Watching some webcams lads

;w;
yes

how was your time back in england thaiman, good to be back for a little while?

If you're being serious, it's became France and Germany could never stop fighting, so they agreed to just ignore that area and call it Switzerland

Thats the same reason Belgium exist

mountain kikes

THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

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you sound irritated :(
y tho
Quite mental, reverse culture shock, kept going to the wrong language for the first couple of days. Place where I used to get a 1 pound cob sold me 2 sandwiches for 9 fucking pounds, m8s got me smashed, weed seems to be lethal now, ate bareeeeee food.. all good stuff
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>cop
it's barmcake

would consider moving to iran if it werent for the whole islamic law thing desu lids

sucked thailad off when he was here but he told me not to say anything, AMA

getting the daily Timothy Byrne in

why won't you return my calls?

I meant
>cob
FUCK

Got nonced by thailad and he told me not to say anything.

The important thing is you tried

glad you had a good time

could you do me a favour and upload a 2.6gb video to your thailad youtube channel

i really can't be arsed to go through making a throwaway one

What mental illness does Tim have?

did he pay you?

Add him on Skype

thailad fingerbanged my arse lads and made me call him daddy

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Yungen caught slippin
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but it would take you longer to send it to me and wait for me to upload it.