American parents buy their children cars for their 16th birthday

>American parents buy their children cars for their 16th birthday
>American parents unironically PAY for their childrens' University tuition
>American parents actually love their children

CANT
MAKE
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SHIT
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>American parents buy their children cars for their 16th birthday
For some people.
>American parents unironically PAY for their childrens' University tuition
I'm not getting shit and neither of my parents care about higher education
>American parents actually love their children
My parents only care themselves.

>implying my parents weren't too poor for that
>implying my parents weren't abusive

Anyone else have their mom take their virginity on their 16th birthday?

None of that happened for me, leafposter.

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>tfw 19 and my dad is still going to buy my first car
>tfw will graduate university debt free

I'm glad my dad was in the Air Force for 25 years and then worked for the government, all while saving so he would be a millionaire before he retired. I hope I can be not poor when I start my life too. thanks papa

No but your mom took mine on my 14th birthday.

you can't pay the 2.50$ that is canadian tuition?

>Tfw I know those feels
>Tfw I wish I didn't

Hear, hear ameribros...

When i get rich and successful I'm going to rub it in my parents face

How's life being Asian?

>tfw parents stopped being abusive when I left home
>now they're always really nice
>tfw cannot get that satisfaction of rubbing being more successful than them in their face since they're no longer cunts

I don't know that feel

They only became bigger assholes the older I got. I don't know if I even want to run it in their face actually, maybe it's best to be the bigger man and just never talk to them again. I don't even care that I'm making more money than both of them combined

Good for you m8, don't let them bring you down at all in any respect. Just be humble about it, and show them you're a better person than they will ever be.

>tfw your dad makes you pay for your own car
>tfw when your dad is nice enough to help you look for a good car
>tfw your dad shares his special family tradition when buying a car with you

I'm white m8.

>American parents buy their children cars for their 16th birthday
>American parents unironically PAY for their childrens' University tuition
>American parents actually love their children
Why they kick them out two year later then?

You sound like you had a fucked up childhood m80, I mean my father was abusive with me but nothing compared to your childhood, my condolences.

Sorry Pranjeet it doesn't work like that

They don't

that's an Sup Forums meme

>special family tradition
?

>another canada hurr durr merica thread
sad

frig off queerbeq

>be me
>agree to buy car
>pay and fill out papers
>get keys
>dad pulls old quarter from his pocket
>this was grandpanon's quarter, and this was his tradition
>has me scratch front right wheel well with it
>has me get in car and start it
>plays this song on the stereo

youtube.com/watch?v=qqszqHKIqEk

>smiles at me and tells me how proud he is
>first and last time in 25 years that I cried in front of him
I miss you dad.

>Homeless or prison

What the fuck? Do you not have a job or something

My mom loves me, your moms hate you. Go fuck yourselves.

Your tradition is now my tradition.

>believing shit from the movies

To all new - this is daily proxy thread

I literally had to join the Army and serve for 4 years, ruining my back and knees and developing a drinking problem in the process in order to be able to go to college. No one was helping me pay for it, certainly not my parents.

Should have just become a plumber or something.

Sounds like OP never had parents

t. Nigger

You could have just got a shit job and got your own place. You didn't have to be a stupid robot.

I never chose this...

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