What good advice has your dad given you? My dad said:

What good advice has your dad given you? My dad said:

>"only losers kill themselves"

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my parents never gave me advice
my mother first tried to introduce me to a "sex ed" conversation at age 20

My dad never gave me advice he just molested me.

way to prove him wrong user

"There's losers and winners in life, son"

Best lesson ever

This, except instead of having a conversation at 20 it just never happened.

>"Stop being retarded"
>mfw I didn't

No fucking shit dad, if their life was going ok they wouldn't kill themselves

My dad is dead

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>tfw it will be thr 12 year mark of his passing in a month or so.
>tfw i still miss him

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None ;_;

>dad

'Do something that you like'
I ended here, thanks dad

>"life in general isn't fun"

>"go away were having sex"

>Find something in life that you like and go for it
This fortune cookie platitude sure makes up for the complete lack of parenting and financial support.

"Believe in yourself some more"
Hasn't worked out so far.

Don't think too much, just enjoy your life.

>dad what does sex mean
>its when a man plays with his private part.

>mfw he was trying to shield me from the wraith and torment of being married to a woman.

>tfw he failed
Just what was I thinking

>if you are gonna fight, take advantage and give the first punch

t. favela

I don't really remember any parenting. He did provide for me though, which is enough I guess.

I'M A LOSER BABBBBYYY

>don't be a fucking pussy

WELP...

>The best place to start a fight with someone is in a public toilet. Wait until they're at the urinal with both of their hands busy, then slam their head into the wall in front of them.

*punches your ugly polack face*

one can sure dream

Your partner may cheat on you and have sex with other men, but if she/he cuddles with you at the end of the day, who's the real winner? You are.
It really made me think.

kek

Why can't you just be happy? Just try being happy!

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He didnt give me any advice but I learnt two things:
1) I am never going to drink alcohol, just occasionally.
2) I am never going to smoke.
Pretty much trying to be the opposite of my father, he is literally a failure of person and father.

>"Do anything you want in life Anonson!"
>"DON'T DO THIS"

Make him eat his words.

not sure if real or swedish cuck joke

"do whatever drugs you want, just not meth, that shits too good."

"Get the fuck out from Russia, it won't be better"

Love is greater than sex :)

Good post

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"Don't judge people."

Plus that's a free MMF threesome if you're into that

>F

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My dad called me a nigger before raping my boypussy

I didn't understand it at first but the lesson was useful

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How to bypass sad panda so I can be a winner

my dad was a weird pansy that never bothered much because he was lauy af


as expected,I'm pretty much the samr

Even better. Can I join ?

i meant lazy

Always. French-Swedish love is forever.
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He told me once, when I was 14, while he was drunk on the one year anniversary of my mother's death:

"Be a better man than me and for fuck's sake don't do a job that makes you want to blow your brain out."

He doesn't remember that conversation. But I've been trying to do that. So far it's going alright.

>Don't kill yourself you'd go to hell, I've never thought of killing myself in my entire life, how could you?

B-but I'm an ethnic Frenchman :(

A dick is a dick my father always told me.

Honestly I can't remember a specific quote. But he's always been easy to talk to, much more so than my my mother.

I guess his main mindset he tried to pass down is; 'if you start something, finish it.' Its not nearly as cool as it sounds in practice, but I've never quit something I agreed to do so I guess its alright

Alright, whenever you want. You get to bring friends, I'm counting on that.

Lmao mine too

1. How to drink and socialize like a sensible gentleman
2. How to brew good coffee
3. To be successful is easy; read books and stop procrastinating
4. This world is full of insect tier brainless idiots who are only good at acting like important figures and don't hesitate to sell you out for their benefits
5. You will be useless in the 21st century without any foreign language skills and understanding of finance
6. Not to shame the family

What would shaming the family look like?

righty tighty lefty loosy

thanks dad!