1. Your cunt

1. Your cunt
2. What are you doing right now other than browsing Sup Forums?

1. America
2. Watching World War II in Color on netflix, eating mint gelato, and drinking a grapefruit ipa.

I was planning to shave but I'm too lazy to do it.

wondering how can I get the willpower to jump off a cliff
shit is actually really hard.

nothing

cliffdiving is fun desu. you should try it. it will release endorphins to counter than pesky depression, trust me

>IPA
why
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Waking up

I'm drunk as fuck right now fæm. Just threw a pizza in the oven.

How's life in Cameroon these days?

What are you drinking? Here's mine

Watching django unchained and eating some ice cream

I drank a couple of veðrur (beer) and some vodka mint whatever it was called

>after having breakfast, I'm taking a dump while browsing Sup Forums, then I walk the dog before going to work.

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getting my life back together. Pretty happy desu.

>USA
>Waiting to pick my girlfriend up at 1 in the morning so that we can hang out for a few hours

Laundry and youtube mostly.

Watching a perfume live in my 2nd monitor

Listening to KC and the Sunshine Band

Russia
Thinking how to invade more countries

...

Do you speak French or you're just a proxy ?

'working' from home

This.

1. United States
2. Masturbating

tienes bigote de cantinflas o una barba completa?

I'm also "working" right now

Phoneposting so no smug face

what are your jobs

>white guilt: unchained
lmaoing rite as we speak

Tech support email guy for a retail website

Preparing to take a trip to the beach with my gf.

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Listening to Tame Impala and reading about Hong Kong and Macau.

>windows 10
you fucking animal

>1.72mb

a little rude don't you think?

sorry, my 4th world friend

1. usa

2. eat crappy hotwings. I was hunger at midnight

Bon apetit
I wish I had a truly american burger

Well earlier I was smoking weed and watching Trailer Park Boys and Beavis and Butthead
Now I'm waiting for sleep to overtake me as I listen to music and browse Sup Forums
Might watch a Youtube video or two

I'm trying to sleep, sort of
Not doing a good job if I'm on Sup Forums
I want to get up early so I'm ready to face my coworkers after an embarrassing (nothing I did) Friday night out

story us

I won't make it too long of a story but went out drinking because it was payday
Bar hopped a bit, trying to loosen up and get to know my new-ish coworkers, I'm sure they think I'm a weirdo

One girl is moving states soon so this was like her last outing with the others. We hit the 3rd location and she gets so messed up she pulled her pants down (while laying down) and pissed all over the place. Some of it got on me because I was trying to block her from view as I noticed she was undressing. Did not know she was going to piss.

Left the venue shortly after.

I'm so second-hand embarrassed about it I'm hoping she legit doesn't remember anything; I feel like facing everyone after witnessing this event is gonna be weird. I'm probably worrying about it too much but I don't handle embarrassing shit for myself or others very well