Why are Australians so insecure?

Why are Australians so insecure?

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maybe Australian men are being honest, and Australian women are insecure.

>Canada biggest and Australia smallest, both have a big Asian population
something doesn't add up here

BIG

LEAF

COCKS

women with big vaginas will always try to say the guy has a small penis. why do you think aussies say "cunt" so much, and call each other "cunt"? This staple of australian culture is the result of being surrounded by women with abnormally cavernous cunts.

>Average size according to women

Dropped

unlikely

I whip my 9 inch out, how bout that

DELET

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Australismalls gonna get LEAF'D

real funny, my dick is 14 inches though so like I really care

Reminder that the only reason why canadian cocks are so big is because of the french genes in Quebec

Because you're all heavily mixed with Natives

lmao smallstralia is so fucking small they need the metric system to measure their baby cocks

Smalldickliarstralia BTFO

Women are so stupid

They really can't estimate

Does it really matter? Women think Indians who have the smallest dicks on the planet have bigger dicks than you.

My 10 year old neighbor has bigger dick than Australian... that is shameful

hmm

I'm sure you'd know, Hakim.

Ahmed don't you have something better to do than molesting a ten year old?

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>average size according to women

Australia yes.

>Average size according to women

I guess anything feels big to Mei Ling

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Francophones bring the Canadian average up.

>tfw barely over german average

JUST

More like Africans bring up the French average

So, that stats mean Indians and Canadians say that their dicks are smaller than they actually are ?

That's your African population though.

Shouldn't you be watching your BLACKED cuck porn right about now?

why the FUCK did i have to have almost exclusively british/irish ancestors

Yes "francophones"

Hungarians are bigger, even without niggers. How do you feel about it?

>irish

I'm sorry lad

>hung aryans

Ohhhhh so now we have "French" blood when it is convenient for you ya fuckin' scallywag. You guys are just like the English

LITTLE
CELTIC
PEEPEEs

More likely our women don't know any better. Not the case for Aussie women because they are whores.

He might be a doctor, guys

We have less than 2% blacks, sorry guys. Don't be too angry :)

I feel like I'd definitively don't say no to a BHC right now !

bit more british than irish but its all the same to me 2bh

>We have less than 2% blacks

One out of 4 "ethnic French" has a foreign grandfather. Hitler and Churchill both said you were Africanizing yourselves since before ww2. I guess they all just got up and left eh.

>tfw half Italian with Welsh, Dutch and French Canadian mixed in

>average size according to women

Nah, that's stupid. Women are terrible about estimated dick sizes and they don't go around with a tape measure checking men's cocks.

>One out of 4 "ethnic French" has a foreign grandfather.

Given we have a million Portuguese, two millions Belgians (easily), 750 000 Armenians, 500 000 Russians, it's definitively not a sketch.

>Hitler and Churchill both said you were Africanizing yourselves since before ww2. I guess they all just got up and left eh.
Hitler wasn't the brightest tool in the shelf. Churchill was relatively good at war and bad at everything else.

>We have less than 2% blacks

>Churchill was relatively good at war and bad at everything else.

He was right about Russia

> my dick is 14 inches though so like I really care
In case your're not lying which you probably are That's a world record. The record for biggest penis is 13.5 inches

>We have less than 2% blacks,

It's illegal in France to gather data about race or ethnicity so how the fuck would you even know?

You gather countries of origin, simply. A guy who comes from a majoritarian black country or has a both parents from a majoritarian black country is considered black. Interracial marriages are uncommon.

I'm happy for them, why would I be mad ?

It's hard to judge length when your women are always squinting.

kek'd

our women are taught to estimate better; clearly.

doesn't Canada use the Imperial system?
are their women blind or just stupid?

Maybe if Aussie women were blind too you'd get laid you ugly fuck lmao

but then I wouldn't be compelled to cuckold Canadians which is much more fun

really it's better this way

>doesn't Canada use the Imperial system?

No.

who /BTFOingalltheaverages/ here

>according to women
Dude
Women can't do abstract measurement

Hardly a surprise the USA has such a big dick on its head

Women might see many dicks but they don't know shit about size

Who /bigger than uk/+/smaller than canada/ master race?

Their shit knows about my size though amiright!?!?

Here's your pity (you)

How do we even compete?

I always thought the dick measurements were several sizes smaller than real averages so most men will fell better about their size. I am larger than all sizes on that map and even still no match for the cocks in porn. I'm 19cm long and usually have room to spare inside of condoms. Tho that is mostly bc I have to buy larger sized condoms as regular/standard sized are so tight it feels like a cock ring over my entire shaft and they break too easily.

bump so more people can make fun of my tiny weiner

I am 19 cm as well and I agree it looks smaller than porn benises
But you need to keep in mind that all porn actresses are short as fuck and certain camera angles are used to make the dick look bigger
And also yeah I think that the average being ~13 cm is a big fat meme to make people feel better

>mfw Bruce's sheilas WILL be Canadian cock concubines.

youtube.com/watch?v=x6QZn9xiuOE

>darker brown means bigger dick
good map

women love that big asian dick

Cold weather must make your penis bigger.

Actually I'm surprised how right I am according to that picture.

By god, just look at the time.

>Tfw big thick Anglo Saxon cock
>Tfw short qt French Canadian gf

that's the average of people who actually have sex