They don't sell Spiders in the USA

>they don't sell Spiders in the USA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's delicious.

Id mix my cum into yours but you'd probably like it even more :3

Dingoes don't eat their babies either.

No thank you, I mix my own cum into it

icecream and soda

hmm, no no such thing here

...

But then you're just recycling protein

don't you want some fresh protein from someone else?

>having a spider
>in winter

>But then you're just recycling protein
t. Chris-Chan

Some things are good year round. Coffee, for example.

It's fucking fantastic

I'll do what I want

are the maccas one decent?

they're called McFloats here for some reason
They're fairly average, I prefer making my own 2bh

Pretty sure they just call them "floats" and they are fairly common

The amount of sugar that thing contains made me barf out of disgust

That's a float, America has had them for decades.

so does your ancestry

yes we do. its only because the son of god never died

did you really go to maccas alone

Nah with your mom after i rooted 'er

How can you not enjoy sugar?

Yep. Just a pit stop for a spider on the way home from work

>

I call your mom a fucking spider the way she crawls around on my dick on her back legs

>le european "I know how flavours work" meme

don't knock it till you try it pekka

That's pretty messed up man, I bet her legs must be really sore after that

>Australians call floats "spiders"
>they think they invented floats

What the fuck is going on over there

>It's a float
>Because it's ice cream
>FLOATing in soda
>GET IT XD XD XD XD

>American humour

But it's in an icy you cunt

>finns
>european

Please don't bring him up. I left /r9k/ to avoid his fucking taint showing up on the catalogue for the past 2 weeks

>Finns
>European
And here I thought Australian education was decent

>Going on /r9k/ in the first place

Why...

Problem?

what is even the purpose of that board?

is it just people shitposting the same threads and whining?

It's a containment board for highly autistic losers

It's a containment board for prema-virgins to complain about women.

I've opened the catalog and looked through a few times and it just feels like Sup Forums but with more autism

Was that the intention?

I enjoyed these as a kid but thinking about it now makes my stomach turn

Y

Yep

KINKY.

I'd like to discuss the real naming issue.
I have posted an image of a jumping castle
Maybe it's called something different in other languages, I dont know. But what really matters is that in the English language Jumping Castle is the only true name.

this

sometimes my gf and i browse it for a laugh

>mfw there is no 8 kilogram parfait in a hot summer day...

I tried getting my gf to browse Sup Forums, she got bored pretty fast.

>mfw Australians call Maccies "Maccas"

I think we call it a jump house or a bounce house over here.

The fuck is a Maccies

>Maccies
Dumbest shit I've ever heard

>Maccies
wholly revolting

>this thread
>that pic
>that flag
>mfw I searched for a spider in the picture

That's a bouncing castle.

I think most call it a bounce house but if you said jumping castle people would probably know what you meant.

>Ice Cream Float

Pretty sure we got them around here, buddy.