Serious question

Why don't Australians watch e-sports with their families?

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My dad was born in 1958 he thinks video games are trash and corrupt the mind.

>they didn't have Soviet video games in the '70s
Sucks to be born in Australia in the '50s I guess

Could it be... could it be something with their Internet connection?

Hmmmmm... Internet seems to be working fine....

don't wanna go through the trauma of getting Khan'd perchance?

Hmm?

NO..V-VIDYA IS FOR CHILDREN

Let's post nice big juicy images for no reason at all :^)

kek

BRITAIN ON SUICIDE WATCH

>MFW MUMMY BOUGHT BIG INTERNET
AHAHAHHAAHHHAHA

>image takes 20 seconds to load
>gives me just enough time to check my other Sup Forums tabs for posts
I see no problem here.

Serious question: why doesnt Poland have nice cities?

I don't know.

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>be Polish
>can't post images above 1KB

lmao didn't know your internet was so bad

>mfw Australian ministry of damage control issues a statement

le KHAN'D

>mfw Polish Ministry of Butthurt issues a complaint

>mfw we have to complain that the damage isn't controlled enough in the land down under

>mfw the only thing lower than their download speed is their emu k/d ratio

>- C-crikey, bazza, sh-shut it down! The cunts know!
>- I c-can't! The controls are not responding! The lag is too heavy!
>- Aw piss

Sup cunts. Just got back from eating a lovely meal for dinner. I heard this kind of thing is rare in non-0.935 HDI countries - is this true?

Yes, in countries with net speeds exceeding the supersonic 1.5 mb/s you don't require nourishment.

KHAN'D

we might be khan'd but at least were sure our babies are born white

>Australians
>white
>with all the Changs, Pinoys, Abbos and other immigrants
Get that Sheila a pack of ice, she's overheating

>our babies are born white
>Australian flag
Screencap this

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>says the german / russian rape baby

W E W
E
W

t. LITERAL Indo-Iranians

>rightful german clay

>whites on the verge of extinction in the Desert Island
I'd feel your pain if I wasn't so busy texting my gf on the other side of the steppe

>gf
>he literally sticks his dick in a toilet bowl

>Pingstralian WET erotic fantasies of MOIST ceramic bowls full of WATER
>WITHOUT A SHELF!

don't mind me I'm just eating some cake

>be Pole
>live between Germans and Russians
>be permanently on the verge of extinction

>connect to a Polish game just to Ping there shit up

>mfw we are actually proud of stealing Pavlova from Poo Peeland

OI LADS quick get the poo a plunger and a toilet!

I think he's starting to break down!

>38 million representatives of a homogenous society
>more on a verge of extinction than a clusterfuck of a 23 million people from anywhere surrounded by emus, spoiders, snakes, jellyfish on a fucking desert

Fucking lagwizards

Stop controlling that damage or I'll have to use the ultimate weapon, the stale pasta!

>be Australian
>lose at knifey-spooney versus some yankee kid first time in Australia

YOU CAN'T GET MORE KHAN'D THAN THAT

>stale pasta

you mean this?

>be polish
>irrelevant on Sup Forums
>cannot into space
>KHAN'D twice in the 1200s
>gets invaded more than the town whore
>cherrypick Australia's minor faults
>construct greentext
>spam it for days on Sup Forums
>get bullied more anyway
>search for new fault
>find out Australia lost an eSports tournament to a pack of Mongols
>pass off new meme 1000 times in under 2 weeks
>use proxies to give the illusion that others like your "meme"
>disregard fact that your own country lost to MongolZ in the same eSports tournament
>get banned by mods for being autistic
>"meme" is forgotten by the end of March
>remain irrelevant on Sup Forums
>literally have an article about jokes about your country on Wikipedia
>put toilet paper on the washing line
>die trying to pronounce your own surname
>steal Indonesian flag and flip it
>have no army
>get fucked by chickens 24/7
>get bullied by Australia harder than your women in the 1200s
>get blitzkrieg'd by Germans
>get pierogi'd
>get car stolen
>get genocided
>get electrocuted in swimming pool
>get repelled by polish remover
>get invaded forever
>2 0 1 6

>HDI
>doesn't take internet speed into account

DELET
DELET
DELET
DELET

Stop posting

good thing Australians have good HDI because sure as fuck they don't have HDMI

>die trying to pronounce your own surname
>get pierogi'd
my sides

t. Polish diaspora

t. Irruwajinanjji, the Marble Barite

Lel

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>mfw SporTV started to broadcast CS:GO Majors

We Korea now.

"Stop posting!", screamed Bruce in a high-pitched voice of a honourable Chinese eunuch, having witnessed the dial-up data usage going through the roofs. Realising this could be the dawn of an economic crisis, he tried to stop other Australian citizens from making the situation worse, only to have his heart stopped by a little sting of a 4mm ant in mere seconds.

Well, if only Australian flag had "Ordem e progresso" written on it, they would be that advanced too

Maybe if the Polish flag wasn't half white, they wouldn't have surrendered to the Soviets after WW2 and could have *potentially* become a first world developed country within the last 70 years

Yeah, we had it rough, I'm just glad we don't have other countries' insignia or emblems, or God forbid entire flags on my flag

>literally upside down indonesia

m8

Nonsense, Indonesians are our ancestors! We're just Muslim Chinks in denial!

>literally upside down

>Captain Sweden, the hero Poland DESERVES against Australian verbal aggression
Good point, tho

>chinks
>ancestors
>admitting you got LITERALLY KHAN'D

>he's being hung upside down as his mouth's getting jackhammered by Ahmed's bbc

m8

>tfw feel bad for bantering the country that my Great-Grandfather fought for in two wars

The ability of banter is the sign of a strong psyche

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Poles just won in e-sports and are bringing 1.5 million złoty home

gj m8

>poland finally wins something for once
>brings home literally poland's entire GDP
>get robbed

Thanks ziom, appreciated
Don't be jealous!

>Australia shows up to lose to the US at the Olympics
>House burns down
>Get robbed
>Swim
>Die

>US shows up to lose to China at the Olympics
KHAN'D

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I heard Abos couldn't count but I didn't think it was true

This is a very, very bad thread.

>ameriflabs shows up to rio
>can't fit through plane doors
>huezillians steal everything in plane
>plane catches on fire
>die
>rio now smells like a mixture of sewerage, monkeys and bacon

>get KHAN'D 8 years ago instead of 4
so much better m8.

>meanwhile, you fap to every pixel of porn that loads through the vegemite-smeared wooden cables (as petrol shaman instructed) on your salty, derelict desert

>Chinese people are the only ones adapted to breathing in solidified air
It's no wonder they won but the US still had more total medals

>Australians live in the desert and not on the coast
>Australians live with Abbos
t. Polish """""""""""""""""""""""intellectual"""""""""""""""""""""""

>poolanders tries to make plane from toilet bowls
>poland cannot into air
>crash
>die

>99% of your country is desert
>We aren't a desert
So this is the power of the Australian intellect

All of our non-Abbo population is concentrated in the 1% of land that is coastal

>murigan comprehension

Does it even deserve to be called American """education""" at this point?

Y.you... and... and you are...
K-KHAN'D!!

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>Austalians give up the vast majority of their land to literal subhumans
You can't make this shit up

>Poo Peeland has entered the thread
Oh boy.

>murifat talking about subhumans

kek

We trick them into accepting large swathes of completely unusable land as compensation for fucking their shit up for the past couple of hundreds of years. Pretty good deal if you ask me.

Watch out, gentlemen, the cavalry has arrived!
We can relax now and enjoy the sight of Australian posters being outpavlova'd off the board

>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

At least we're not Poo Pingland m8

That's the famous Kiwi pasta, isn't it?
It's #2 in my collection

>aussies coexist with fauna
>poopeelands literally integrate with fauna

>be stoive smeeth
>lose to S R I L A N K A

It's been fun, lads
Let's crash this thread with no survivors
>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on Sup Forums
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 6
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>6 1 0 2

Can we get some Canada in here? Then we would have the epic shitposter country showdown going. Posters from all other countries could enjoy some actual discussion on Sup Forums, even if it's just a for a while.