/brit/

total emasculation of the cleaning man edition

all white americans must be brought down

korean pop?

Stop making these threads!

*squeals*

Not even Asian at this point. They're like some weird transrace white

Why are Christians so edgy?
>This is god he's my OC character
>he created everything and he can do literally ANYTHING
>Once he FLOODED THE ENTIRE WORLD AND KILLED EVERYTHING
>and if he gets mad at u, he sends you to his personal TORTURE DIMENSION called Hell... for ETERNITY... so u best watch out kiddo
>also he knows LITERALLY everything
>His son was Jewish, so he nailed him to a piece of wood FOR THREE DAYS AND KILLED HIM... And now he forces peopel to drink his blood...

I'm just gonna chill in this thread until /cum/ is populated again.

fuck off

worst post I've ever seen

feel genuinely disheartened

girl I'm done with you

>Jesus: dad why..?
>God: nothin personnel kiddo

How the fuck do I get a gf when I have no friends that are girls lads?

>inb4 tinder meme

ITT: howling fools whom work under the whim of my wants and wishes

only aim today is to post during the titchmarch minute

Lee Ann McAdoo from Infowars might be the best looking American woman I've ever seen

what are they tuning, a harp?

Today is the big day for Tim lads

>woman

she D A B

do you have any lad friends who have gfs?

Is he getting evicted

so how long into the olympics will the first terrorist attack be?

sadly not

199 words done today lads

31st

Wish Ireland was still British I feel like shit just want her back

Yes woman, what's your point mate?

i reckon the terrorists will poison the water with rubbish and sewage.

do you work with any girls?

>replying to a two hour old post

Not yet but the police are coming over to talk to him

It's their own fault.

just remembered what my new years resolution was

I work on a building site so definitely a no

no, it's his fault. he didn't finish the job.

Oh shit. Watching his new video and he still believes the dentist was behind the letter

Fuck how do you handle building site bants if you've no gf/virgin??

all workmen do is talk about birds

Sexist much?

you'll have to start going out on the pull with the '#lads then

unless you can find one in the gym or something

Fruit and Fibre is the best cereal, you can keep your Sugar Puffs and Frosties

He made a mistake in showing mercy 2bqh.

Test post

9:04 PM, GMT +10
1st of August, 2016

>ISIS in now in Brazil

can't believe this is actually a coherent sentence

god yall some broke boys
we gbe dope boyz

merkel absorbed a million rapeugees to help combat Germany's demographic crisis right?

I'm not a virgin, just a bit lonely being single so long

I've been trying recently but nothings come of it, Maybe it'll just randomly happen some day

aren't the cartels there heavily catholic? I really want to see cartels vs isis

Heads would be rolling everywhere

keep trying lad

5 months to go

Cackling

might get some skittles lads

well bored

>mfw ISIS eventually lands in Northern Ireland and the IRA welcome them with open arms and allow them to slaughter their families so long as they're not British

From previous thread.
What beers from this list can you recommend?


Bishops Finger strong ale
Smithswick's Pale Ale
Fuller's London pride
Fuller's Black Cab Stout
Fuller's Imperial Stout
Old Speckled Hen
St. Peter's Cream Stout
Boddingtons Draught Bitter
Harviestoun Old Engine Oil
Marston's Oyster Stout
Black Isle Porter
Ringwood Boondoggle
Williams Harvest Sun
Greene King Abbot Ale
Brakspear Bitter
Black Sheep Riggwelter
Celt Iron-Age
Hook Norton Twelve Days
Brains Dark
Titanic Stout
Thwaites Dark Mild

*gnaws through your internet cables*
hehehehe
*scampers away into the darkness*
*the lights begin to flicker*

qt literally just texted me on plenty of fish

Actually howling that some """people""" called illegal immigrants 'undocumented people'

Brains is nice, never heard of the other ones.

london pride
Black Sheep Riggwelter

easter?

me

Speckled Hen

You ever do it where you're doing a hard poo and it feels nice and your willy becomes hard? Haha me neither.

Just watched "Munich" lads
It was alright. Personally thought they built up a lot of tension/momentum only to bring it crashing down in a far too short amount of time but other than that it wasn't too bad 2bh

lads remember when i posted like 4 days ago panicking because i had to pay the summer retainer and I had no money?

well i managed to extend my overdraft by £500 and just as i got home the hardship grant which i applied for at the university went through and it was £700

rounds on me!

I don't think ISIS fucking shit up in Rio would necessarily even make it any more dangerous than it already is

Plastic bag use has dropped 85% since the 5p tax was brought in

Which one would be the best?
My local store has

Brains Dark
Brains The Rev. James
Brains Bitter
Brains SA Gold
Brains SA Smooth
Brains Black
Brains Craft Barry Island IPA
Brains Craft Boilermaker
Brains Craft Atlantic White
Brains Craft Bragging Rights


Thanks.

Who is the nation of tight cunts now eh?

t. Angus McHaggis

business idea: preemptive nuclear strike against the taigs

going to watch chinese cartoons all day today lads

feel ashamed but i want to finish my backlog tbqh

business idea: willy tax on use of willies that aren't mine

*watches gay porn ironically*

...

>When you lose 10 (ten) games in a row on Rocket League

Got downranked many times.

ive been to brazil 100% the favela gangs could fuck isis up.. they could probably beat ireland in war to be honest

I can't do no shows because i terrify my city
they say i terrify my city

Can I just use yours then? :3

Rasheed

Poleaboo has put down 12 jobs in his work search diary

How many more do you think I need?

*decides to become a christian*
haha what am i like

>they could probably beat ireland in war to be honest
they definitely would, we have less than 10,000 men and no tanks

scrub

business idea: have sex with multiple women then contemplate life

Aren't your ships world war 2 era. You could beat the Argies if they invaded 2bqh

Business idea: poo poo wee wee

is it gay to be interested in carpets (not a euphemism for vaginas, just plain old regular carpets)?

*needs cheering up*
*gets reminded about the state of the US election*

wahey that's done it haha

I put down 1 day and get by just fine

they are actually organized too KEK the brazilian government has no power there they told me if anyone fucked with me in there they would get shot

Carpet wanker loves his fucking carpets

*sections you*

peeling a satsuma

They're not ww2 era, but they're basically fishing trawlers with .50 cals strapped on

>Students starting university courses in England will no longer be able to apply for grants towards living costs.
>Under changes that came into effect on Monday, grants for students from low-income homes are replaced by loans.

wew, fucking dodged that bullet.

try the rev james and SA gold

Alright, I'll drop 2 more then i guess

Only 3 hours and 15 minutes of wageslavery left for the day.

Thanks m8

want to buy a persian rug but it's quite expensive haha