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BEANS ON TOAST

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There's a good bruce

OMELETTE DU FROMAGE

kpop? more like gay pop lol

korean pop

lidonitiumastoficalinopication

GARLIC BREAD

Thoughts?

nederdraad

du means some you absolute melt

Ri fellas? Josie here dropping a lil cheeky post for the boys. Haha drink alcohol mate unless your a paki

>ask /fit/ for advice
>"just go to the gym, it doesn't matter if you're skinny, nobody will notice you"
>get terrorised by a bunch of eastern europeans on first visit
>cancel membership and continue to spend my free time on Sup Forums

Never go outside lads, it's fucking horrible and everybody laughs at you

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no man don't joke about this

if she enjoys reading Sartre she's not my type

sacré bleu
sacré bleu
sacré bleu

good post

Might as well fuck an escort

What's the worst that could happen? We're all dead anyway

If you leave restaurants like this you aren't doing another lad's job for him.

Watching a film, shant tell you which til i've watched it else youll spoil it

I WANNA RUNAWAY

this didn't happen btw

nothing wrong if they left all the rubbish on the tray. dropping stuff on the floor is runt tier.

This my gym is literally full of head shaven polish manlets everytime I visit.

grow a pair you fucking weapon as if you're still letting yourself get bullied hahahahha

thats what theyre there fore

that's actually good though

it's not a restaurant if you have to clean up after yourself

mine too. they're alright though desu, one or two cunts but most stay out of your way. weird how ingrained it is in eastern europeans to be STRONK though

Not that pakis cant drink alcohol at all (unlike milk LOL), just that most pakis were proven to be muslims in a recent study and I'd hate to knock their inhumane raghead cultural policies

>I guess the easiest thing to do would just look for every business in Coin and Malaga with "Materiales de construccion" in the name and Google streetview them

That's what I'm doing at the moment, been through most and no luck though. Not all the places are guaranteed to be featured as a business on Google so it may not show.

Do you have other pictures of hers from the area?

>Might as well fuck an escort
STDs really suck. Trust me, they are fucking awful.

Don't risk it if you don't know her condition.

Rees-Mogg laying the smackdown

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I would cuck myself over and over for Great Britain if the American Revolution were to start all over again. I would be a loyalist for King and Country.

But these other fucking burgers, they don't understand my loyalty to the Crown. They make fun of me in class, and wave their stupid rebel flags around, "MERIGA FUGG YAAA" As they say with their filthy "patriot" tongues.

I will never appreciate the full, united Empire as it once was because of these idiotic dunces.

R-reee...

>burger king
>restaurant

W E W L A D

I visited some escort forum a few months ago, they're a lot more talkative than I expected 2bh. Some of the stories are pretty funny maybe you'll be one

pure pwnage

go night running and/or get a home gym lad. Running in particular helps me a lot with feelings of depression.

It's sacrebleu
not sacré bleu
please

Why didn't he just say Eton, it's not like you can't immediately tell by his accent anyway

This is her back yard

legal prozzies aren't going to have STDs lad

hes so fuckin cool

sacred blue

>sacray blow

faith and begora

Need my own place so I can slide deeper into drug addiction

Not all people know where Eton is. Most have heard of it

im bored

Is the house in the hills? Do you know which direction the garden is facing (north/south)?

not bad, ruined by Morgan though.

*smashes the patriarchy*

>posting screenshots of a picture

woke up in the middle of the night having thoughts about a girl I know and started to have a wank while thinking about her haha what am i like

H

Why is Eton the most prominent secondary school in the UK lads?

I don't get it, there are a whole bunch of 'public schools', but half the damn cabinet and most of the prominent members of British academia, politics and business seem to come from Eton.

Network effect

> what am i like

prince charles

wdsmbt?

it's objectively a good school with a deep history, also who you know not what you know

all the super rich english elites send their children to the same schools. it aint suprising desu.

your third eye is opening...

>invent the pavlova
>have it in for Eton
I see right through you, mate

might do a suicide

She never wants to see you again tbqhf

give her the d

ruddy good banter pierre

not many people know where it is and it's hardly an important fact for the story

The old boy network
Did a bit about this in A-level sociology

It's who - not what - you know that's important

It's in the hills yeah but I don't know about direction. Sorry user, I know there's only so much that can be done with such scant information

This confuses and enrages the Northerner.

Willy

it's not just eton tbf. Other public schools like Sherbourne have produced a hell of a lot of influential, ruling class types.

what's your end game lad? if you find out she had it put down like what would you do?

Do you know how far she'd travel to work from her house?

Covent Garden is so comfy

Why do asians seem to have shit taste in food
why the fuck would you eat a thousand year old egg

How do you deal with the gaping void of nothingness awaiting you?

send her a picture of your willy lad, she'll love that

stop trying to pretend you can play the guitar tim you fucking weirdo

its quite incredible that their brains are literally incapable of processing the concept of a train that goes underground

they simply cannot fathom such a reality

Eton is an area, not just a school. Saying "I lived in Eton" is easier to understand than "I lived not a million miles away from X" I think
Had no idea it wasn't widely known tho

*shitposts*

I am already there m8.

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Tim has over 11,000 videos, what the fuck

it might be easier to understand, but I think he was saying it as a bit tongue in cheek, those who know about eton would know he was on about it, those that don't would know roughly where slough is

If she had it put down I'll probably get the police involved, if it's still at the kennel I'll just try to get it back. I don't know about the laws for adopting animals in a foreign country but I'll cross that bridge when I get to it

A fair distance, her boss always gave her a lift since she didn't have a car and her mother was friendly with the guy

Wait, is that a train? But, under the ground? BLOODY SOUTHERNERS, WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT????

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me and the lads

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how long ago was this? and how can you prove she had it put down? is she still in spain? if not there's nothing you can do

also mate I hate to break it to you but it might be a kill kennel, if it's been a while the kennel might have put it down

best of luck though

farewell x

>120.000 people were forced by UK government to work 30 hours/week for free to keep their £73 unemployment benefit

imagine working for £2.43/hr lmao

tried to wash the soap off my hands before the tap got too hot, not quick enough

want to gab that to my mug mate? thought not, walk on.

>it's a repeat episode
boo

kinda want to make britain have its own equivalent of the french revolution tbqh lads

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