You wake up as the leader of the country above.
How do you fix?
You wake up as the leader of the country above
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Mandatory genetically engineered neko for every citizen.
Go full cyberpunk, with anime, robots and everything. Also make it illegal to not have children. Next, we colonise Mars.
acknowledge the war crimes
acknowledge the war crimes
build a wall
nuke yellowstone
More bank secrecy
Destroy labor laws.
Promote urban migration.
Strike deals with first world countries to outsource their jobs to Panama, particularly USA.
Start some sort of Pan Central Americanism as to make Central America an Union.
I unironically install Marxism and closes borders for economic migrants, because that helps no-one
Spend a lot of money on integrating the ones already here
Try to uphold Marxsim and found the EUSSR, with our might we can help the oppresed people in their country. With enough time, the migrants will return peacefully and propagate Swedish culture in their old home countries.
return elsaß-lothringen to germany.
also: surrender
Go full secular.
No religion. Don't like it fuck off.
Make a false flag operation and install a hardcore Pinochet style military dictatorship.
Leave the EU.
Ally Russia.
Deport anyone non ethnically Swede to Germany.
Destroy the welfare state, lower taxes and interest rates, heat up the economy.
Reinstill moral and religious values in school.
Mantain a ultra conservative, state capitalism government for as long as possible.
Don't host olympics.
Give up on EU
this is ez
leggo
Not too much to fix, but maybe try to do a huge terraformation effort. This extra land can be used to get more population and stuff.
>for as long as possible.
Likely a week or two
hmmm how to fix aus, never hear any big problems with it
Id stop destroying the coral reef and give the people nuclear power
Under Russia's protection?
People here are terrified of anything nuclear.
It's retarded, so we just sell it all off.
allocate Olympics funds into creating jobs for poor people and educating the slums and favelas
Russia won't want to ally a small dictatorship that it has no interest in.
Swedish people will not have their country destroyed without rising up, and Pinochet-style regimes (fascism in general) are hilariously inefficient. Lax labours laws won't help much, either.
To fix Brazil, I'd try and develop eco-tourism with a responsible/durable exploitation of the Amazonian forests. Maybe export woodworks, develop your own state-owned ikea with bio exotic woods, hipsters would kill for it.
Nuke Grease.
Invade Turgay.
Make Islam illegal
>This extra land can be used to get more population and stuff.
There's more arable land than you'd think, noone wants to stray far from established urban centers due to Aus being a mostly service based economy.
ohh, i thought people wanted nuclear power from the aussies on here, probably wouldn't implement it then.
Ban the internet
1. why?
2. our main city already has 60%of the population
3. what do you mean?
4. nooooo
reproduce
charge 5000 times more to pass the canal
watch as the world burns in anger
>To fix Brazil, I'd try and develop eco-tourism
>implying that would be anywhere close to fixing brazil
Make America Great Britain again
So Fuck off we're full is a meme ?
>service based economy
Will probably bite you in the long-run, I'm afraid. So many great industries here have to transform themselves or disappear, it makes me sad.
Nice one
It would give you a responsible economy, a niche industry no-one really filled and would act like a huge magnet for donations. This one Island in Spain who produces its own renewable energy gets a shitload of tourists.
>send all refugees to the foreign legion
>send the foreign legion on suicide missions on the middle east
...
Do nothing, its not fixable.
The foreign legion is basically our elite force now, though. That wouldn't really work, and it's not refugees our problem, it's more economic migrants/family regrouping/migrants already in place.
apologize to Germany
The mining boom helped. Manufacturing went offshore and the government pulled all CSIRO (science) funding and neutered a nationwide fibre internet rollout then ran an ad campaign for an innovations boom. People consider them good economic managers because they're austerians who'll "cut the defecit"
>The foreign legion is basically our elite force now, though
Elite force of the earth army.
Invade Germany and force them to drink wine instead of working all day.
I build more Ikeas
ignore me
skip straight to the poster above me.
it would probably amount to like 0.03% of the gdp, at most.
our economy is already responsible enough. illegal logging is not endorsed by the government, it happens because it's hard to tell what is going on in a dense jungle half the size of europe..
Make English the official language because it's superior.
Call a referendum on EU membership and propose an Anglo-French union
Totally agree with you tho.
Reinstall Monty Python
We haven't enough of it.
Re-colonize north africa and force all the north african immigrants in France to be the new colons (please don't do this for real)
Stop whale hunting, begin dolphin hunting.
roll
Clone Brigitte Bardot (when she was young) and send them to Germany to teach us how to live frenchly.
Appoint Trump as a vizier once he loses the US election
You're hired
Make Benny Hill Prime minister.
Form a pact of association with France, we give you educated Muzzies and our uneducated ones.
Form Fraco-Morrocan friendship so that Morrocans can integrate well in France, like other Yuros migrants who came here en masse
Make Ahmadiyya state religion and push it through the Arab world
en.wikipedia.org
Make many more olive oil, and invade Algeria.
I don't, they're already lost :'(
If he ever comes to Germany, he'd say something like:
"Ah, I like France. Is this Rome or Belgium?"
Invade argentina
Wow, too serious man.
One can dream
My meme game is quite weak
Remove most market regulations and tighten immigration policies
Removing markets regulations is what we're doing since forever
It doesn't work that way
impeach all leftist leaders
Fix the broken election system.
... nothing to fix, really
Kick out muslims, leave EU, invade Belgium.
He said fix the country not make it start WW2
WW3 will fix everything.
publicly execute Justin Trudeau
Remove the leaf from the flag
plant mines in the Mediterranean sea
Don't forget to develop nukes and wipe Peru out so we don't have the same flag, if you're gonna do that.
Invade Alaska and secede Nunavut to Denmark
I'm just gonna replace it with an elk like in those badass medieval banners
Invest in medicine and Ressurect Il Duce
outlaw pasta
Yell real loud and build A WALL
Eradicate abos, and put the damn fucking stupid windshield-smashing roos in the reservations instead
pay the debts
I don't think I can fix it, sorry.
Kill all Swedes and Osloans.
Halt all oil production and get quietly invaded by Russia with covert EU backing ;)
Elect Bernie and grant him total supreme power for life.
declares war on sweden and lose so """"denmark"""" can become sweden
Close the borders for Syrians.
You are actually correct but America isn't known for being intelligent.
>for life.
won't be very long desu
Annexion de la Belgique
Produce more maple syrup and annex Greenland.
Less taxes.
Less welfare.
Less government spenditures.
More protectionism.
Have a surplus.
Have the jobs return to America.
Declare war on China and North Korea.
Conquer China and North Korea.
Exploit them.
nuke a third time
Stop importing shitskins
Execute Justin Trudeau for treason
Remove the multicultural policy from our Charter of Freedoms
Execution of all Canadians ruining Sup Forums with their shitposting.
revive swedish empire
make america great again
>Remove kebab
>trail of beans
Create a Kalmar Union