My hippie mother got a job offer to teach music at an international school in Albania. My new agey shitty mid life crisis liberal lawyer dad wants to retire at like 58 and go there with her. They are American Californian Bernie bots.
Can someone tell me what Albania is really like? A red pill of any kind? Are they diving into a pit of vipers? Or is Albania as safe as they say they are for American infidels?
I don't think I can talk them out of it without being labelled an Islamaphobe. They're clearly beyond reason. But I was hoping someone here may be able to give be some perspective.
>offer to teach music i believe she'll be the one being taught about organs
Kevin Martinez
they will have sex in a bunker and you can't do anything to prevent it.
Benjamin Wilson
What about the capital Tirana? I know the country is 60% muslim but the interviewer told my mom they love Americans. It smells like bullshit to me
Tyler Gonzalez
Just let your parents go there no point trying to talk them out of it. I have driven through Albania and it's a legit shithole.
Ayden Edwards
Are you retarded? Do you REALLY not know why Albanians love America?
Asher Lewis
get organ insurance right now and you'll be rich soon after landing in albania
Xavier Bennett
Although you're a complete moron, your parents sound like nice people.
You will die in Albania. This is not a joke. This is not an over-exaggeration. If one of your parents is a laywer, you might even have millions in savings. People will know, and they'll fuck you up.
>Can someone tell me what Albania is really like? like the bad side of mexico
Ryan Long
Do not go. This is a Darwin test. Do everything you can to stay even if it means your parents will disown you and leave you here. You're better off here with an education, a familiar language, and friends than kidnapped in a dungeon/country where they'll kill you over the next 5 years.
Mason Edwards
d-does that mean i'll be an orphan soon?
Zachary Morris
Atheism is really strong there. There is a high precentage of catholics in the north and orthodox christians in the south. You should check out demographics
Albania has a beautiful mediterranean nature, but it's a really poor country. However, they love americans because they see them as liberators of Kosovo and fighters againts evil s*rvs. It will be so easy for you to score some Albo qt and with your dads american retirement money you'll live like kings there
I'm going in Sarande in south Albania in a few days. Can't wait >pic related
William Baker
It's shit with dumb people that are not really religious good weed tho
Aiden Phillips
I've been to Albania and the NYC. If I were to choose, I would *coughs* probably prefer living in the latter.
Dylan Stewart
fug...now i sort of want to go with them. shiet.
Eli Rodriguez
Alot of Greeks in the south
Julian Gomez
It's literally gypsy stereotypes - the country
Blake Lee
this. they supply the whole fucking balkans and more
It was so funny. I saw on the news that the police fought for a few days!! againts whole village that lived off making weed
And after that, you couldn't get weed for months in Croatia and whole /ex-yu/.
if your parents really move there. Visit them few times during summer and see if you like it.
Personally, I wouldn't choose it as a location that I would live in, but who knows, I've never been there. Maybe I'll like it once I go there.
true, but I heard that most of them are assimilated
Luis Hughes
underrated
Luis Garcia
lol dude they're fucking you over big time. enjoy living a harder life because of your hippie parents lol
Jordan Lewis
>Can someone tell me what Albania is really like?
You have nothing to worry about. You'll be absolutely fine.
See. They love americans. You'll be swimming in pussy if you go there, even just as a vacation to visit your parents you lucky fuck
Gavin Thomas
yeah i know. my dad is a coward faggot weeaboo fake buddhist. Mom is probably almost retarded.
theyve been completely brainwashed by liberal propaganda. i can hardly have a conversation with them these days.
Do you think theyre fucking me because hes retiring early? or because theyre leaving the country? or what specifically
Jayden Wilson
you guys are slacking
ot: yeah, albania is alright
Gabriel Wilson
It doesn't matter if they're liberal or not they're selfish, if you have to move with them there's a big chance your kid will have a very hard time finding a job at a young age, since it's a 3rd world fucking country
Brandon Bailey
what are your plans in albania? do you have a degree, education, what are you gonna do over there? visit them for a vacay or two and that's that
Angel Morales
Albania is the Mordor of the Balkans.
I agree with the others who say that Albos love Yanks.
There is a chance you might get kidnapped though.
Christian Lee
no shit. i want to believe.
Ian Martin
The American Southwest? Yes, I keep hearing terrible things...
It's a pretty shit place full of idiots. On the bright side though, good weed and people will love you for being American, they are crazy about your country.
Brody Sullivan
you'll do fine, it's not as bad as people portray it, especially the capital and cities contrary to what everyone thinks, you won't get special treatment for being american but people are friendly and majority of 17-30 years old can hold a conversation in english literally no one will give a shit about religion, you'll see it yourself
Kayden Evans
thats a good point about having kids.
ive got a hot rich fiance here who is ripe to pump out some babbys. im going to law school. id have to throw away an american god future to move there. they wouldnt want me to anyway.
Levi Cox
just wear some metal plates around these areas friend it's a safe country otherwise filled with nice people :)
Alexander Hill
You'll be fine if you're not a Sup Forumstard and stop believing in Sup Forums lies about muslims However expect some public services to be lacking there, Albania's pretty poor according to European standards.
Kevin Cox
I live in a shithole already but even if I could get 10x more money I will never go there.
Josiah Martin
will I get a special treatment with your girls if I say I'm Croatian? p-pls say yes. We are in the EU
Noah Hill
I hope they won't run around and show how wealthy and altruistic they are, otherwise say goodbye to your money and liver
Xavier Cox
goddamn
Xavier Stewart
>lies about muslims >france is this a joke
Jason King
we like croats so I guess you can get along well
Jaxson Johnson
Bullshit. I may have only met diaspora in other European countries but I have never had people be so nice to me because of my nationality before or ever since.
Carter Garcia
Any Bektashi people in your family?
Hunter Reyes
So it sounds like my parents will probably have a great time, jokes aside. They may not be as crazy as they seem.
Must admit, a dark part of me was hoping they would get allahu ackbard so that i could get my hands on that sweet boomer money.
looks like ill just have to visit them and slay some albanian USA fan club pussy. could be worse.
Caleb Edwards
People being stupidly generous and kind is something you'll find in provincial areas, city people are nice but more individualists. You'll also find bydlos and uneducated people but it's really easy to get on their good side.
no
Asher Cruz
>muh liberal parents who are actually wealthy and have jobs wow such idiots. don't they know money is a jewish invention?
Jaxon Perry
>was hoping they would get allahu ackbard so that i could get my hands on that sweet boomer money are you nigger serious
Andrew Bennett
my mom is half jewish KEK
Joseph Adams
shit there you are. albanigger.
im nigger serious.
how safe are my parents going to be in your shithole senpai? seems like i dont have much to worry about.
Christian Price
memes aside, they'll be safer here than in america are they going for tirana?
Austin Collins
Is she ready to wear a burka and submit to allah (pbuh) ?
David Nguyen
yeah i believe so. or a very nearby province.
Safer than usa?? they live in northern CA, which is extremely safe and boring. probably one of the reasons they want to leave so bad.
how will they be safer?
Cooper Rodriguez
it's a shithole, all the albas come here in italy to escape that place but they're mostly nice people tho
Nathan Reed
According mosaic law, you are jewish
Elijah Bennett
i know man. i could have gone on The Birthright to Israel. I didnt tho. I stayed in america, boned down and smoked weed instead. now im too old
i think i made the right choice
Adrian Gray
Make sure you bring a coffin with you
Austin Cruz
>be liberal >Go in a muslim shithole >Get raped >Get stoned
Kek
Charles Edwards
>This is coming from France
Ian Myers
balkan life is harsher for those who live here, foreigners have it easier at most they should watch out for pickpocketers in buses and gypsies stealing
it's the poor ones that move, if this guy's parents have enough money this country gets 100x better
Kevin Evans
also these countries are pretty good to retire in. your dollar can go very far, and they have very nice areas.
Jose Hall
yeah thats the vibe im getting. it may be a shithole but they love americans and my parents have saved many american shekels.
they'll probably love it.
Luis Jones
That is true. If you have money, almost any country is nice to live in.
Oliver Nguyen
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Angel Hernandez
>France 7% muslim >Albania 70% muslim
Know the difference.
Isaiah Phillips
They will enter Albania with optimism They will leave Albania without their kidneys
Cameron Ward
>all those people unironically defending Albozergistan
Isaac Evans
Albania's a poverty stricken nation plagued with crime and horrible living standards. However, as a liberal myself I'd say that your parents have made their minds up.
Thomas Green
Don't know much about Albania desu
I will visit it some day though, seems like an interesting country
Luke Parker
goddamn if they have a statue of that absolute moron they must really love the US
Jaxson Phillips
Just let upperclass white americans really feel how peaceful this religion is
Kayden Bailey
that's in macedonia where they had to protest because of ethnic tensions at least muslims here are the same as christians and don't kill hundreds of people
Jaxon Rodriguez
Compared to it's neighbors, Albania doesn't seem so bad
It's still Ukraine tier and I would avoid going there
Jackson Bell
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Thomas Thompson
you're a cunt don't go around the internet disrespecting your parents also Sup Forums has brainwashed you into been a racist shit
Landon Rodriguez
NEW
Kevin Brooks
you're a huge stalker aren't you stefan
Nicholas Martin
good job rofl..
Angel Barnes
LOL. Half of Albania's entire population lives in other European countries where they work as Mafia bosses, drug dealers, prostitutes, etc.
Michael Jones
>Can someone tell me what Albania is really like? heaven on earth
Justin Fisher
Too much meme influence here, they'll be fine. Tell them to go for a visit throughout the country and they'll have a great time. International schools aren't half bad.
Sebastian Nguyen
>Wanting to move to a country that has a bigger diaspora than its' population >Wanting to move to a country where the inhabitants are still migrating out of en masse
Wish your parents good luck.
Asher Hill
pay your debts b4 u hate on me gyro eater
Oliver Sanchez
well thanks everybody. this has been fun and informative. ill let you know how things go, for better or worse.
Jonathan Hughes
that's the best you've got? all this Sup Forums training and that's your best?
Dylan Taylor
Disgusting
Cameron Howard
i dont enjoy kicking a man when he's down tbqhwyf. being born greek is surely torture enough.
Julian Jones
Albania is a whole standard deviation below Mississipi in terms of HDI. Which is saying something as to how shot it is.
Brandon Allen
you're brutal, please stop, no more, no mas
Henry Campbell
love you man. Christos anesti!
Nathaniel King
Take a guess
Joseph Hill
How old are you? Can't you stay in USA?
Anyway, in Albania you will be worshiped as an American because you helped them and bombed the Serbs, but it is still a shithole.
Julian Powell
yeah im not going. ive got a scam going in the US thats just fine. Its just my parents.
thanks to this thread, im looking forward to visiting Albanoggerland and laying some big white American pipe down.
