Which country makes the best beer and why is it America?

Which country makes the best beer and why is it America?

>pisswater
lol

Because America also makes the worst beer so it balances out.

>Beer
I'm drinking white wine right now, beer is for pleb.

>Germany
>first to get butthurt
wew every single time

I thought that plebs in france drank wine?

Just bought six pack of Black Penance. Never drank it before but Founders rarely disappoints .

Hmm, yes. b-but they drank pleb wine.

>zombie dust
Did an 8 year old name your beer?
What's next? Vampire Ash?

it's true, nothing beats a nice chilled bud light on a hot day. people will try to deny it with autistic hipster beers they pretend to enjoy, but we all know that a good bud light beats all

What kind of stuff do you drink in Funland?

Kerosene.

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>America
>best beer

>Kerosene
Nah, we are purely Lasol people.

Ive had this before. Its pretty strong.

No doubt America knows best. Honorable mentions to Belgium, Netherlands, and Russia.

trick is to mix it with a bit of pineapple juice

>drinking alcohol for the flavor

hello there

>USA
>Best beer

>Japan makes better whiskey than Scotland now
>USA makes better beer than Belgium and better wine than France now
What a time to be alive

I mix it with xanax so i just stop tasting it.

'muricans will never taste this

im laffin

Ive had this. Its pretty good but i prefer more malt to more hops.

>idiot

there are actually a few good breweries here, and microbrews/craft distilling is on the rise

a couple decent brews:

>allagash
>smuttynose
>cisco (nantucket)
>berkshire brewing
>lagunitas (california)

notice most of the better american beers are from the non-faggot northeast

>literally who's

I don't even bother pretending to like th taste of beer anymore. Cider is the way to go

Kek republic, our ex-boyfriend.

>zombie dust
Wow! epic, dude! What a sick name!

Plzeƈ and Budvar (true Czech Budvar, not "Budweisser") are stuff of gods.

Some American beers are OK, but most taste like piss

Priests make the best beer.