Finland and Olympics

So, I guess a bunch of finns will come to Brazil to watch the Olympics.
This is my chance to meet a finn in real life, and maybe have him do lewd stuff to my butt.
What should I say to the finns? What's a good opening line to get a finn to fall for you?

are you a girl? i mean real girl?

No. Boy.

dropped.

I'll do everything I can to please you!

>a bunch of finns will come to Brazil to watch the Olympics

Considering what's been written about it, I actually highly doubt anyone except the athletes and their background teams and family members will attend.

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what? why? come here plx

>tfw Finns came to England a few years ago
>tfw still got a few of em locked in the old basement

Best of luck BR friend in Finn hunting.

I'm sorry but you got too many favela-niggers on loose, put them down like the animals they are and we might think about it.

>that is another brazilian finn lover episode

Are you for real, tho?
Are you sure no finns will come?

That's pretty sad.
i guess I'll bully the poles instead

Do you have a sister?

No.

No one's coming to Zika poopwater land

good looking mother?

>Are you for real, tho?

What do I know though, I don't even want to leave my home.

>please come to Brazil

Come please, there's no zika, I swear.

Stop this. You either have sex with me, or you'll have to go back to finland with blue balls

I don't usually go outside, but I'd do it for a finn.

Not the guy but the combination of Zika, gang violence and news about dirty water and air are giving Rio a very bad image.

I'll have sex with your mother

You can watch

I know who you are. You're the faggot who keeps making post-your-face threads here, annoyingly exposing your mongol rapebaby gay face to everyone.
Good to know you're going to the Olympics since I'm going as well. I'll be looking for you there, looking forward to make a new friendship.

I've heard around 200 fins are coming. You have a better change catching mewtwo in pokemon go rather then finding a finnish grill

I have a Brazilian gf :3 Told her the "buceta folote". She was not very amuse"d about it :DD

holy shit why are brazilians on int such faggots?

is this a threat?
why would you do that?
i'm just looking for a finn, wtf

i want finnish boy

mean

It's just me

go away then

Some Brazilian in Sup Forums said that it's the cutest thing i can say for a girl, and i did it without a question because who would lie in the internet :DD

no

you're very silly. what you said was very rude and you should apologize.

I did, and explained why i said that.

Okay then

any finns?

Are you cute?

Yep :3

No.

I want to lose my virginity to a finn

Why do Brazilians and Argentinians pretend to be women on this board?

Top or bottom?

I'm not pretending to be a woman.

Give them alcohol

bottom

Prove it then

coe viado kkkkkkkk

I'm not a woman. Never said I was. I'm a boy, eager to please a big finnish cock.

There are like 50 thousand gays in this country, the likely hood of you finding one in Brazil during the olympics is basically zero

Wild BRAZILIAN used ATTRACT
But it failed

I want to fuck a Finn

S-STOP!

I-I'll do it again!

I want to be fucked by a finn

Isn't it illegal to be gay in Morocco?

Degenrate

Do you guys think i can find a finnish grillfriend on the olympics? I have a fetish of fucking in a sauna.

No Finnish girl would ruin the sanctity of sauna like that.

I thought Rio had no police, you can just rape one if you really want

Fucking in sauna is not a good idea, unless you're an athlete. You'll die otherwise.

i will die happy

Who said I'm gay

>happy by fucking literal whores to death in a sauna

Is there a more glorious way to die?

>women on Sup Forums
stop pretending faggot

I'm not a woman either ffs
I'm a straight guy