Videophile Gore

>watch movie on tv
>30% of time is just commercials
>weirdly cropped so characters heads go off the screen
>edited down to fit within timeslot w/ commercials. important scenes missing
>movie sped up by 5% for above reason. music sounds wrong and voices are higher pitched than they should be.
>stretched and squished to wrong aspect ratio. circles appear as ovals.
>black bars on top AND sides for some reason.
>"HD" resolution with so many compression artifiacts it's worse than standard definition.
>wrong colorspace
>logo take up entire bottom right of screen. other random junk appears occasionally
>...

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>>watch movie on tv
found the boomer

>Didn't watch movies on TV before the internet had enough bandwidth for streaming.
Found the underage b&.

>2017
>watching TV

>not renting or torrenting movies

you're both apart of the problem

I don't have cable. I watch pretty much everything on Plex and all my media comes from usenet. I'm just saying, if you don't remember a time where TV movies were the comfy af thing to do with family and friends then you were born after 2000.

well.. i wasnt that poor so..
but i do remember tv movies

>TV channel has most of its content shot in 16:9
>broadcasts in a letterboxed 4:3
>broadcast is then played on a 16:9 display
>channel also has some white bars on the upper left edge of their broadcasts
These mooks are probably just using some cheap capture card on a video signal meant for CRTs

>weirdly cropped so characters heads go off the screen
typical "pan and scan", crops and scales the image to fit the broadcast ratio
>stretched and squished to wrong aspect ratio. circles appear as ovals.
also to try to fit the broadcast ratio
>edited down to fit within timeslot w/ commercials. important scenes missing
imagine being the guy who has to shove not-made-for-tv media into tv timeslots
>movie sped up by 5% for above reason. music sounds wrong and voices are higher pitched than they should be.
~4.17%, film is speed up from 24fps to 25fps to suit PAL speed, be glad you don't live in an NTSC region where you get even worse 3:2 pulldown to convert from 24fps to 30/1.001fps, which introduces judder instead
>"HD" resolution with so many compression artifiacts it's worse than standard definition.
combination of;
- restrictive bitrates
- old codecs (mpeg2 still common for digital tv last i checked)
- restricted codec features due to targeting basic hardware decoders
- the need for additional fault-tolerance over physical media, further hurting usable bitrate

>Using Netflix which has DRMed content
>Ever

>family members stretch or crop 4:3 content using the set top box

I don't understand how it doesn't hurt their eyes too

DVD's and Blurays both use DRM/copy protection. So do the HDMI you use to watch them on your TV.

I go to amoeba and buy used DVDs. Pirates are fuckboys who don't actually own anything.

>be me
>borderline audio-autism
>watch everything in 720p because it's good enough

Ever heard of ripping Blu-rays and DVDs with your media player?

>Pirates are fuckboys who don't actually own anything.
But you don't anything either, goy.

I own plenty of CDs, DVDs, VHS tapes, and vinyl records. What do you own? a couple of zeros and ones that could get erased at any moment?

that's what I thought, bitch.

That doesn't change the fact that have DRM. Remember the whole AACS controversy in 2007 when the code was broken? You still can't watch Blurays on a PC without paying for $50 software or using MakeMKV to rip them. Blurays have some of the most aggressive DRM in history, sure Netflix is probably "worse" but physical media is still cancer.

>but user pat of the tv has no image, i want it to use all the tv ive payed for
idiots who play on lower resolution and stretch 4:3 -> 19:9 on a pc screen, cause of "more mouse sensitivity", are way way worse

I dare you to explain to me how the ones and zeroes on your CDs and DVDs are different than the ones and zeroes on my hard drive.

Works fine for me, user.

t. the ultimate buyfriend

>can't play them in a car without transferring to a different device (or burning a CD)
>I get artwork and other bullshit that comes with releases
>I can rip my own files in any format I want, you have to search the web for a good file, like a fucking scavenger
>no need for me to join a torrent community and associate myself with other lowlives
>buying and ripping my own media is a hobby that gives me a reason to go out of the house
>I have the ones and zeros on my harddrive as well as physical copies of media

I can understand if you're a poorfag who pirates everything because he is too poor, or because it's a rare release, but trying to shit on people who actually buy and rip their own media is pretety pathetic my man.

>using proprietary botnet software to watch 3dpd bullshit
>/reddit/

You can still use VLC to rip DVDs, it's FOSS.

What is worth to watch on talmudvision these days?

>user can you help me with my laptop? it's so slow
>look at it
>windows 7 with 0 updates from like 2010
>1366x768 display set to 1024x768
>internet explorer 9 with toolbars
>2 antivirus programs
>30 icons on the desktop

Leawo is shit. I'd rather use a cracked version of powerdvd.

This is why I can't watch Married... with Children on TBS anymore. The constant speed up and slow down of the audio coupled with the stretched image makes it unwatchable.

have fun feeding the jew

I prefer when the last 20 minutes or so are just cut off completely.

Doesn't MPV just play blurays anyway

Have fun living with down syndrome.

>Roommate comes out of his room into the kitchen where I am making dinner
>Hey user you know something about computers, right?
>Uh sure, something wrong with your laptop?
>He retrieves his HP laptop from his bedroom and reveals his dilemma
>He tries to download a music file from google drive by pressing the download button
>Google Drive then prompts him to save it to his computer
>He can't save it as an audio file
>The only option is text file
Wut

This thread is autistic as fuck. jesus

DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT A JPEG IS?

youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos

file is served with wrong mime type. just save as whatever the broswer suggests and rename file.txt to file.opus (or whatever ext the file should have)

Yeah I just borrowed VHS tapes from the library to watch.

If the Blurays are unencrypted.

If they're encrypted, then you need to decrypt them with libaacs or something first. It's not retard friendly like PowerDVD is

>watch movie on projector
>projectors light bulb breaks

>"HURR U GUISE ARE AWTISTIK BECAUZ YOU WUNT SHOZ TO LUK PERFICT!!!! XDDDD"
You can stop listening to your parents now.

being foss isn't the issue, breaking DRM at all might be illegal where you live, regardless of whether the software used to break it was foss

I remember watching blurays that were encrypted on something. Vlc maybe idk

>rent an hd movie on youtube for 4 dollary doos
>try to watch it on my ps4 because im tired of watching shit on my computer monitor
>have a good connection that streams 1080p videos just fine
>compression artifacts out the ass anyways, on a movie i paid money for

>2017
>buying discs