He imagined himself saving the girl he liked

>he imagined himself saving the girl he liked

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>he imagined himself getting saved by that one guy he liked

JUST

>he imagined himself stopping time and fucking all the girls

>He imagined himself having a celebrity as gf

>he imagined having a gf

>he imagines himself not being socially inept

When I was in high school I always went to bed imagining there was going to be a mass shooting the next day at school and I would save my crush or die trying. But I was the ugly funny fat kid, and if I dared declaring my love to any girl she would likely go ''eww not you omg''

>he imagined sticking his penis between the juicy thighs of a thicc girl

>he imagined himself creating dangerous situations threatening the life of the girl he liked and then saving her causing her to fall in love with him

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>he imagined what he would do if a gunman suddenly stormed in your classroom

>He imagined singing that song he loves on stage in front of his school and everyone loves it and applauds him

Same thing with boys

So much this

fuck you

>ARGENTINIAN WOMEN ARE STUCKUP RUDE CUNTS
>NO ONE CAN FUCK THEM EXCEPT CHADS

LITERALLY. CANT. MAKE. THIS. UP.

this

oh shit too real

I actually beat up a girls ex-boyfriend because she asked me to.
I was 16 or so and I liked her, so I didn't even have to think about it.

I never got to turn in the white knight points I scored.

>he imagined himself being dead

>he imagined himself playing an instrument in front of his entire class and wowing everyone

no she saved me

>not being into alpha girls

>he imagined being happy and successful when he gets to his 20's

>he imagined his alcoholic father dying painfully

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ayyy I'm afraid I have to move that goalpost to 60

>He imagined himself killing his classmates with a machine gun.

>he wrote dozens of +300,000 words long fanfics self inserting in animu shows

Why are you fags like me?

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fugg. you've just reminded me

in high school I wanted to buy a white tuxedo and play John Lennon's Imagine in the school talent show to impress this girl with big tits I liked

never got the balls to do it. probably for the best

>he imagined stopping time and pulling the teachers pants down

This is escalating quickly

>he imagined himself not planning to hang himself on bis next birthday

CANNOT FABRICATE

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I don't know you, but I'm very happy that you never went through with that.

hahah aaahhh man

> He imagined cuddling the girl he likes while watching something on Netflix

>he imagined being in a happy, loving marriage with beautiful children that he loved more than anything else on the planet
>he's still a kissless virgin

you saved yourself quite a fucking lot of embarrassment.

>he imagined himself beheading everyone that the bus passed with a chainsaw

>he imagined himself having a harem

>he imagined having friends and being really social and going to parties in high school
>he had fantasies about shooting up the school when none of that happened

You dodged a bullet mate.

Shit's is embarassing.

Nothing good comes out when you play the Nice Guy (tm)

>He imagined himself a regular American.

Actually did.
She put herself on harms way on purpose, to see another guy save her. She will never forgive me.

I realized that she is batshit crazy. My crush died immediately.

that hits really close to home

I had the same sort of thing, except it was a stand up routine where I directly stole jokes from famous comedians

>he imagined himself going back to when was little with all his memories
>he imagined himself being called a genius, and not making foolish mistakes in life
>he imagined not making a fool out of himself and being popular with the girls he liked but never touched

>as a teen he imagined himself being fucked by the boy he has a crush on when in reality it was his old fat uncle molesting him

I did that but with a laser gun that would destroy everything it touched.

hahaaaa literally same

>probably for the best
>probably

>he was born a genius
>he imagined reaching everyone's expectations and not being a neet loser who spends his free time on international shitposting forums

Doesn't everyone?

I was sure I was the only one.

>He imagined to want to write the same as you did

>he imagined himself being in a loving relationship with the guy that he liked

>when sitting in the backseat of a car he imagined there was a guy running next to the car

Too close too home, too close. I thought about this just 10 minutes ago

>he imagined a regular day at American public school

haha

>he imagined himself dying in various, stupid ways

>as a kid you imagined some sort of humanoid beast galloping aside your car, while you watched out from the window.

>he imagined himself being popular and having a girlfriend in highschool when he was in 6th grade
>in highschool he imagined having a friend

I was a decent piano player back then and my voice is alright, there's still something in my head saying it might've worked.

she's married now and works as a waitress.

Same. I imagined it as some weird auto-scroller by combining it with the floor is lava.

>the girl he likes becomes trans

Why did we always imagine cool things when we were kids? How do we get that kind of imagination back?
I sometimes spent hours daydreaming without being bored and I want to be able to do that again.

>he imagined dying from cancer
>he imagined himself dying in his sleep

>he used to practice video games in case a friend would come over
>no friend ever came over

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>the girl he liked is married and has a family

I still do desu.
Give me a chair in the sun and I happy by myself, thinking of how I would cure diseases when teleported back to europe in 1290.

I have a really really girly voice and I can hit super high notes but I've always been too embarrassed to sing in public or go to the conservatory.

the internet has ruined us

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>You wish you actually someday found a genie, and have planned your wishes for years

I imagined Sonic as a kid, but the internet destroyed the character for me.

>you rejected a girl you liked because she wasn't a virgin anymore
>you're still a virgin 15 years later

>thinking of how I would cure diseases when teleported back to europe in 1290
Are you me?

Growing up is overrated desu

>he imagined himself marrying some girl and living his life together with her, all just because she was nice to him ONCE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS UP

>moved out
>bought a dinner table with 4 chairs in case I ever had guests
>never had guests

I would spend whole days doing nothing but day dreaming and inventing entire worlds in my head. Now my thoughts always seem to center on death given any length of time.

I miss it so much, I would just walk around in the yard and think for entire days

Guilty of it all.

>Mfw she gets used up and dumped by Chad, growing into a fat ugly mess by her 20's

>nobody knows anything about the girl she liked, nobody from class knows where she went and she disapeared from social networks

How do you do it? I'm pretty desperate to get my imagination back, it feels like a part of my brain is literally missing.
For me it dissappeared somewhere during puberty.

>the girl he likes does not exsit in real life

Get a hobby. Then you still automagically start imagining things about it.

>He imagined that cute girl coming up and talking to him and eventually asking him out
>She actually did
>He sperged out and said no

Thats not funny

;_;

>you rejected a girl because you were eleven and what the fuck, girls are gross
>no gf ever and barely managed to lose virginity

haha, yeah those idiots

Sup Forums is my hobby

>fell in love with a cartoon character

I didn't need a hobby back then. Thinking was my hobby with playing video games on the side.

>How do you do it?
If only I knew

> Managed to get nearly laid at 18
> Doing some light foreplay and shit
> Somehow got afraid to keep going
> Girl dumps you
> Still virgin at 24

But hey, at least I did well at Uni... Right ?

>i sang that song i loved on stage at school and everyone applaud me
And now Im here

They told me I need to start thinking positive if I want a girlfriend

>tfw any girl being nice to me makes me fall in love with them
i need to kill myself.