When your psychologist is nice with you and you think she is in love with you

>when your psychologist is nice with you and you think she is in love with you
i will go to a psychologist in september and i will feel this, i know, i know i will be a beta if she is young and beautiful

kill me

i dont wanna go

It's about time. What took so long for you to actually do something about your problems Jorge?

psychologists can't increase your height famalam.

Transference (i.e. becoming emotionally attached with your psychologist) is a fairly common side effect of psychotherapeutic counselling, so even if you fall in love with her she should have the training to deal with it in a professional manner. It'll just be shit for you, that's all.

You haven't visited the right ones. I went from 160 cm to 180cm from 4 visits of my psychologist

I thought it's psychiatrist who should help you

psychologist chicks can fuck you up, be thankful you are a beta and whe won't try to.

Jorge is really fucked in the head. Poor woman.

Yeah no it's the psychiatrist who does that

Damnit Jorge, you fucked up again

therapy really seems like a giant meme

It's her job to help you get un-fucked in the head, so don't worry about it. She'll be getting paid enough.

In what way?

It's helped millions of people

How do you know this?
I want one is it really a bad idea?

If by millions of peoples you mean psychologists and their families, yeah, you are right.

>h-hi I'm Jorge
What do?

No the patients

Why do you think it doesn't help people?

Posture is too straight, skin too clear, teeth too visible

>Why do you think it doesn't help people?
countless testimony from fellow Sup Forumsellectuals over my years of posting here

I dated one. She trained me like her little pavlovian dog.

She once started crying while sucking my dick because I hadn't come yet. She said I didn't love her and started crying. Later she said I was an asshole and was super mad but later we were in bed again... every day was like that, shit drives you mad. One day she said she wanted to marry and have kids, the next she hated my guts, and so on and on and on.

Sex was great though. All they say about sticking your dick in crazy is true. Go for it!

Well I guess anecdotal evidence from an anime imageboard completely disproves the field and profession.

Did you also learn that if you're not 6'2 with at least a 20cm penis you will never get a gf by the same people?

>Well I guess anecdotal evidence from an anime imageboard completely disproves the field and profession.
the thing is, those people are WAY more like me than any normie ever will, and most people who go to therapy are normie as fuck

It's like with those suicide prevention campaigns. You can tell they're 100% oriented towards suicidal normies (i.e. the type of people who would commit suicide out of impulse because of some emotional shock, or who would do it in a half-assed manner in order to receive attention, for example by swallowing a bunch of pills with other people nearby) rather than suicidal abnormies. Those campaigns don't speak to me in the slightest, but many of the various stories I've read concerning suicide here over the years actually do speak to me.

Well most people are normies, even here on Sup Forums. That's why it's directed to them.

>Those campaigns don't speak to me in the slightest, but many of the various stories I've read concerning suicide here over the years actually do speak to me

That's because you spend your life on Sup Forums and it's likely your only major form of social interaction regularly and thus you build your worldview around it and start to believe memes and trolling

>memes and trolling
it has nothing to do with that

Are you a therapist or something? You seem to be taking this quite personally.

>Well most people are normies, even here on Sup Forums.
Depends on the board, and in any case, not in the appropriate threads.

Nah just saying I used to spend a long time on Sup Forums too but then I took a 6 month break and actually talked to people in real life and realized that retarded Sup Forums memes have no semblance with real life.

>Depends on the board, and in any case, not in the appropriate threads.

I am sure most people are being satirical and ironic. I do it too when I'm bored, sometimes I pretend I'm a leftist antifa member, sometimes I pretend I'm an anarcho-capitalist, sometimes I'm a Vehement trump supporter, sometimes I'm a socialist, sometimes I'm a homosexual or a tranny. Depends how i'm feeling

Point being you shouldn't take things on Sup Forums as real, it's most likely satire and if you spend too much time here without outside it'll warp your thinking and make you even more autistic

>I do it too when I'm bored, sometimes I pretend I'm a leftist antifa member, sometimes I pretend I'm an anarcho-capitalist, sometimes I'm a Vehement trump supporter, sometimes I'm a socialist, sometimes I'm a homosexual or a tranny. Depends how i'm feeling
sure, I do lots of pretending too

But it's not too hard to tell when it's at least semi-serious, especially for this kind of a topic.

your illiterate

To claim that an entire field is a "meme" because of some retarded NEETs on Sup Forums is stretching it a bit far though